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Do your worst!

YERRR! What’s good y’all, it’s time for Friday Night Firestorm! Tonight, we’re taking over the Budokan Hall in Tokyo, Japan, as we continue our trek across the world. Only the greatest have wrestled in Budokan, and tonight, more GOATs are gonna get added to that list as we see the likes of Alpha Mason, John LaGuardia, and even Grayson Steele in action! We’ve got some awesome ass matches set for tonight, with the most exciting being the return of both Nate Matthews and Ethan Fadely in our main event of the night. I’m sure y’all are super excited to get into this episode of Firestorm, so let’s not waste any more time and get right into the show!

First to 5 Wins: Bling Ben vs. Him

Kicking off our night hot, we’ve got two monumental debuts going at it with each other, as Bling Ben and Him make their debuts and kick off their First to 5 series. Both of these men have tons of potential as evident by their Trials bookings, so we’re gonna let them sharpen their skills against each other week in and week out.

Prompt: Rebook the Golden Lovers feud (Max 5 Parts)

Desmond Caid vs. ROSHE

In a match that could’ve easily main evented, we’ve got a huge match-up set as the Devil himself, Desmond Caid, goes one on one with FBE’s Most Wanted, ROSHE. We saw ROSHE earn himself a shot at Petite Jupiter’s FBE Intercontinental Championship at Final Stand, but before that match goes down on the Firestorm after Mayflower Mayhem, ROSHE looks to test himself against one of the greatest bookers to ever step foot in FBE, Desmond Caid! The Devil is looking to redeem himself following last week’s main event, as he fell to the newly Heavyweight Cedric Lockwood in one of the biggest upsets in FBE history. Now the question on everybody’s mind is simple: Will ROSHE be able to eek out the victory against the 3-time FBE World Heavyweight Champion? Or will Caid fall to ROSHE like he fell to Cedric Lockwood?

Prompt: Book the AEW World Championship in 2022 (Max 2 Parts)

FBE Television Championship Qualifier: Emmanuel Christianson vs. Erick Koeman vs. Grayson Steele

And now, in the third match of the night we’ve got

Marvel Studios, Sony Entertainment and Columbia Pictures

Spider-Man (Kelly Fremon Craig Film)

Directed by Kelly Fremon Craig

Written by Jace Rodriguez (Me)

Produced by Avi Arad, Stan Lee, Jon Favreau, Amy Pascal & Kevin Feige

Music Composed by Danny Elfman, Toto (Rock Band) & Hans Zimmer

Cast

Jaeden Martell as Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Sadie Sink as Mary Jane Watson (Mj)

Virginia (Ginny) Gardner as Gwen (Gwendolyne Maxine) Stacy

Timothée Chalamet as Harry (Harold Theopolis) Osborn

Kevin Costner as Uncle Ben (Benjamin Parker)

Diane Lane as Aunt May (May Parker)

J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

Natalia Dyer as Betty (Elizabeth) Brant

Phil LaMarr as Robbie (Joseph) Robertson

Jeremy Irons as Adrian Toomes/The Vulture

K. J. Apa as Flash Eugene Thompson

Emily Alyn Lind as Liz Allan

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

I’ve been listening through Amnesty again and I think it’d make a great live action limited series! Here are my choices for the big 3, help me cast the rest:

Aubrey Little: Zendaya Duck Newton: Jason Sudeikis Ned Chicane: John Carroll Lynch

EDIT: I’ve added some characters and also changed some stuff up a bit

Ned Chicane: John Carroll Lynch Barclay: William Jackson Harper Dani: Natalie Alyssa Lind Mama: Lily Tomlin Minerva: Paget Brewster Vincent: H. Jon Benjamin

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

Why

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

THE COMMISH IS FREE!!! Finally, I take commish duties back from my twin brother, u/bigcommishshit so if you got any issues you can hit me right here on this account. Anyway, let’s jump into these matches!

First to 5 Wins: Bling Ben vs. Him

Ben: [DOUBLE FUCKIN NO-SHOW]

Him: [DOUBLE FUCKIN NO-SHOW]

Prompt: Rebook the Golden Lovers feud (Max 5 Parts)

Desmond Caid vs. ROSHE

Caid: [FORFEIT]

ROSHE: Part One | Part Two

Prompt: Book the AEW World Championship in 2022 (Max 2 Parts)

FBE Television Championship Qualifier: Emmanuel Christianson vs. Erick Koeman vs. Grayson Steele

Christianson: Part One

Koeman: Part One | Part Two

Steele: [FORFEIT]

Prompt: Book Dakota Kai’s main roster run starting from Day 1 (Max 2 Parts)

Happy the Clown vs. Karma

Happy: Part One | Part Two

Karma: [Part One](https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyBo