Jokes Funny Potato Puns

In a dad-a--base

They were cooked in Greece.

Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.

Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.

Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?

W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?

M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and

W: You should post that joke there!

I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.

I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...

So here's a little info to understand the joke. My dad has a giant abscess on his arm, and my grandpa found out from a friend that if you put a potato slice on your abscess, it will come to a head or something. So here's what happened. Grandpa:" go tell your dad to put a potato on his arm. "

• I walk to dad's bedroom to tell him that * Me: "ummm grandpa says to put a potato on your arm." Okay so for some reason, my dad must've taken it as a silly insult so he proceeds to say "oh yeah? Well tell him i said to stick a carrot to his head!" I don't know why it was so funny but oh Lord it was.