All of these legendary lovers of ladies have fallen for the same woman, but which one will be able to woo her first?
Rules:
-The lady in question is named Jane Doe. Jane regards each man as a friendly acquaintance that she would hypothetically be open to have a relationship with, but she does not presently favor any one man over the other. She’s not specifically attracted to any particular traits more then others, ie; she doesn’t like men that can cook well more then men with super cool shades. She works as a waitress at a coffee shop and has a stable, average income as well as a reasonably sized social circle of friends, as well as a normal and healthy relationship with her family. For all intents and purposes, she’s a perfectly average woman that all these men find themselves inexplicably attracted to.
-The boys are allowed to use whatever means necessary to achieve their goal of romancing Jane, but she will react as you would expect a normal woman to react if she finds out one of them has done something horrible. For example, if she discovers that Johnny Bravo killed Sanji to take out the competition, she would call the police on him and never speak to him again, causing him to lose this ‘battle’.
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All of the bachelors have access to their standard equipment and resources. They may call on allies to aid them, such as James Bond getting Q to make him something he needs.
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Jane must genuinely and consensually love and be in the relationship for the man to win. No ‘holding her family hostage unless they date her’ or ‘brainwashing her with secret government techniques or devil fruits.’
Rounds:
R1: The win condition is Jane considering the man her boyfriend for at least a year. The 2 who are not dating her have the option of trying to sabotage her on-going relationship, but if Jane finds out they’re doing so she will naturally never speak to them again.
R2: The win condition is whoever can get a date first. Who can speed blitz Jane’s heart?
R3: The win condition is marriage. Which man would best be able to maintain a relationship for long enough to reach marriage? In this scenario, if Jane first dates James Bond and then breaks up with him because he’s constantly off on some tropical island without her, James needs to win her back and then achieve marriage, and Sanji and Johnny would have the opportunity to be her rebound. They are once again able to sabotage the ongoing relationship, but Jane will still react accordingly if she finds out.
... keep reading on reddit ➡Johnny English and MI7 are much more important to British intelligence than Bond/MI6
Comparing the first three films and consequence of failing the missions:
Casino Royale: some guy wins a poker game
QoS: some guy finds some water
Skyfall: M dies (she ends up dying anyways)
English 1: Britain becomes a prison
English 2: Britain and China go to war
English 3: internet disappears
Go around breaking stuff having happy little accidents and semi-accidentally finding clues.
Did the Trial of Magnus at Nikea originally take place on a terraformed continent, or was it always inside the caldera of a volcano? Am I imagining things? I just read that part in ‘Thousand Sons’ and I feel like it was retconned...
Standard equipment only who wins?
Ex modest mouse member working on the new James bond movie is awesome. Surprised I didn't see anything about it here
https://www.nme.com/news/music/exclusive-johnny-marr-to-team-up-with-hans-zimmer-for-james-bond-no-time-to-die-score-2598058
