A pencil isn't John Wick's favorite murder weapon.

But I'd say it's definitely #2.

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I hear John Wick temps as a dj

He's called John Wicky Wicky

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Do you know how will day of John Wick's dead be called?

Wickend

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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How many movies about John Wick should we expect?

Seven. The last one's gonna be titled "Wick-End".

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John Wick
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What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?

Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Sometimes John Wick likes to kill quietly.

He piano reaves.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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John Wick 4: Keanu Leaves home
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Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say

At least the both have something "in" common.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The producers of John Wick 3 should come out with a line of promotional sented bathroom candles.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What does John Wick do after people die?

Keanu grieves.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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John Wick 3 - Parabellum's sequel is called...

John Wick 4 - Hyperbellum

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What does John Wick get told on a Saturday night?

Wick's almost over :/

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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John Wick is a truly special love story

He has a real thing for candles

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I was watching John Wick with my girlfriend last night.

She had seen it before and I was a bit confused.

"Is Willem Dafoe in this movie?...Or is he Da-friend?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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While watching John Wick 2

Scene: down pouring and John is sitting in his destroyed house completely dry

Bf:why is he not wet? There is no roof!

Me: because he wicks the water away stares at bf with huge smile on my face

Bf: shut the fuck up

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What is the name of the assassin that only kills candles?

John Wick

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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling

I'm a fan of John Wicks

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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John Month

Is the title of the 4th John Wick movie.

1 month = 4 Wicks

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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good movies

Wife: The movie was good, it made me cry

few days later we watch John Wick.

Me: What did you think of the move

Wife: it was really good

Me: So you really cried?

Wife: ..... (glare)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Who is the most dangerous candle in the world?

John Wick

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Why was Keanu Reeves called β€˜breathtaking’?

Because he killed a lot of people in John Wick!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What do you call a candle with guns?

John Wick

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A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.

But it's definitely number 2.

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