John Tyrrell Puns

At the marriage she is a spinster of the parish and doesn’t read or write. Her husband can, however. The only thing is there are no records on ancestry or FamilySearch of a child called Elizabeth Tyrrell who was christened anywhere near Somerset who would be the right age.

Various ancestry trees list her mother as Mary Hole and her father as Richard Tyrrell but they give no sources as to this... certainly there are no records of Elizabeth christened to Mary Hole in that area. Indeed it’s clear that these trees are confused and are referring to the girl christened #3 #Mar #1805 Great Waltham,Essex,England mother Mary Hole 🙄.

Please help, somebody.

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DNA is probably the most valuable biological substance of the universe, just like informations in the era of the technocracy, and DNA is literally information. When speaking of DNA I always think about ancient human civilisations, all of them went extinct in order for us to become the leading race, and by all I mean those we are aware of : †Homo antecessor †Homo erectus †Homo ergaster †Homo floresiensis †Homo habilis †Homo heidelbergensis †Homo longi †Homo luzonensis †Homo naledi †Homo neanderthalensis †Homo rhodesiensis? = Homo bodoensis †Homo rudolfensis

Scientists now admit that we walked on earth at the same time of different human species, but somehow we are the only one who have survived , I think genocides are in the human nature just like the need to eat or drink when speaking of long term survival of a species, or evolution, thousands of animal species are going and already went extinct because of human activities we don’t value animals sentient and worthy of compassion in most cases, probably because they don’t talk, if animals were to speak an human language I think we wouldn’t see them with the same eyes, and the same might have been happened to other human species that somehow disappeared from existence, where they an experiment and we are the result so an “higher being” get rid of their genes or maybe on earth there’s the rule of the more intelligent and we willingly murdered them?

Are we the first intelligent species to evolve on earth, and why are we now the only human species living on the planet?

What if an intelligent species were to evolve from reptiles? There are hundreds if not thousands of legends around the world of reptilian humanoids and what if a part of the dinosaurs escaped the mass extinction by refuging into inner earth cave systems and [evolved in millions of years](https://www.google.it/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiwhbjk5_X0AhWYgv0HHSwODJwQjhx6BAgBEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.quora.com%2FWhat-would-humans-look-like-if-they-evolved-from-dinosaurs&psig=AOvVaw3VOjXSi1FsvG6L6pMpxePm&ust=1640

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Frederick_Valentich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight

( I worked with this bloke once 1980 - 83)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Milat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backpacker_murders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain

NSW Attorney General & Serial Killer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Ley
https://adb.anu.edu.au/biography/ley-thomas-john-tom-7191

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jaidyn_Leskie

From my childhood home town. We all knew who did it too.
https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/48083295
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-07/surviving-trauma-and-anxiety-with-puppets/10959202

Australia's 2 most notorious disappearances & most likely suspect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_the_Beaumont_children
https://www.9news.com.au/national/beaumont-children-harry-phipps--surviving-son-claims-father-s-innocence/2b6886b5-6867-42b2-93c8-4ff585101848

Australia's CURRENT big mystery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_William_Tyrrell

I can dig you up plenty more too if you need material.
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Newcastle, NSW, Australia

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They just don’t work!

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!