What do you call a Tony Stark Cosplay?

Phony Stark

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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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Elton John rang me this morning & asked if I wanted to buy a Rolls Royce.

I asked what reg?

So he shouted DO YOU WANT TO BUY A ROLLS ROYCE?!

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What would you call John Cleese juggling acorns?

Monty Python's flying quercus.

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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy

He would've called himself the Iron Roman.

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I've got a joke about Elton John.

It's a little bit funny.

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Jimmy Johns got my order wrong, I showed them the sandwich they gave me

Oops, wrong sub.

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I would date him in a heartbeat
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Elton John wanted to fight me yesterday but I rescheduled to today.

Because Saturday night’s alright for fighting apparently.

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What do you call a lizard that needs Tommy John surgery?

An Armisaur (Arm-is-sore)

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What did Cynthia Lennon say when John remarried?

What did Cynthia Lennon say when John remarried?

Ono!

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What do a beach Port-a-John and Spongebob have in common?

Sandy Cheeks on it

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I recently met a man with one leg named John.

He never told me the name of his other leg.

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John Maynard Keynes opposed the creation of the London Marathon.

He thought we'd all die in the long run.

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Here's one I made up just now, in honour of Big John McCarthy

What do you call an entry in an arborists diary?

A log...

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Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?

He can make beans talk.

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Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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And the Lord said unto John, β€œCome forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth - and won a toaster.

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Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"

Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."

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John Travoltaire.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...

He's living on a pear.

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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

It’s a little fit bunny

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I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.

Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.

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John-Paul, Georgian Ringo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?

Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...

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A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.

But it's definitely number 2.

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I've just been diagnosed with the dreaded peek-a-boo virus

I have been transferred to the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWhizzleteat
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Trivia Newton-John.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
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Bran Stark sits down for breakfast and suddenly decides he no longer wants to be king.

In other words, bran flakes.

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John Travolta tested negative for covid last night.

turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!

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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?

Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)

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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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What do you call a cheesy guy?

Parma John

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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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John fix
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My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...

Close, but no Seger.

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Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:

Yeah, I tractor down.

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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?

One Buck

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Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?

It’s a little fit bunny.

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Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.

β€œIt’s a little fit bunny.”

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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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How much did it cost Hydra to kill Tony Stark's parents?

One Buck

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Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....

Its a little fit bunny.

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