A list of puns related to "John Kovalic"
We're long time fans of John Kovalic and his body of work in comics/games. So it gives us tremendous joy to hear that he's happy with the products we manufacture for him. Keep up the great work, John!
Dork Tower Cards Printed at The Game Crafter
Source: https://twitter.com/muskrat_john/status/1337519534517997571
While it might be novel for a few promos, the idea of guest artists doesn't really resignate with me. The best munchkin is IMO Kovalic's. I would love to hear other opinions though! What do you think of guest artists and different artstyles in your games?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Please find the list below:
The Effective Deposition Techniques and Strategies that Work: (NITA), 5th Edition: Hoffman
The Psychology of Juries, 1st Edition: Margaret Bull Kovera
Textbook of Aging Skin, 2010th Edition: Miranda A. Farage & Kenneth W. Miller & Howard I. Maibach
An Insider's Guide to Winning Government Contracts: Real-World Strategies, Lessons, and Recommendations, 2nd Edition: Joshua Frank
Billion Dollar Playbook: 72 Websites for Massive Scaling in the Federal Marketplace: Eric E. Coffie
French Short Stories for Beginners: Improve Your reading And Listening Skills: Frederic Bibard & Charlotte Chae
Security Strategy: From Requirements to Reality, 1st Edition: Bill Stackpole
Qualitative Interviewing: The Art of Hearing Data, 3rd Edition: Herbert J. Rubin & Irene S. Rubin
Law Enforcement Interpersonal Communication and Conflict Management: The IMPACT Model, 1st Edition: Brian Douglas Fitch
Jury Trials Outside In: Leveraging Psychology From Discovery to Decision (NITA): Melissa M. Gomez
Discrete Mathematics with Applications, 4th Edition: Susanna S. Epp
Examples & Explanations for Conflict of Laws, 4th Edition: Michael H. Hoffheimer
Applied Econometrics, 3rd Edition: Dimitrios Asteriou & S. G. Hall
100 French Short Stories for Beginners Learn French with Stories: Christian Stahl
10,000 Depositions Later: The Premier Litigation Guide for Superior Deposition Practice, 3rd Edition: Jim Garrity
The Knowledge Manager's Handbook: A Step-by-Step Guide to Embedding Effective Knowledge Management in your Organization, 2nd Edition: Nick Milton & Patrick Lambe
McGraw-Hill Education Geometry Review and Workbook, 1st Edition: Carolyn Wheater
High School Geometry Unlocked: Your Key to Mastering Geometry: The Princeton Review
Regents Exams and Answers Geometry 2020: Andre Castagna
Directing: Film T
Got into a discussion with some people the other day as to who has played the most roles in various Star Trek series and movies.
But this might be of interest to everyone here:
Naturally one jumps to Jeffrey Combs (Weyoun, Brunt, Shran, et. al), but itβs actually not him with said title.
Itβs unquestionably Vaughn Armstrong (Admiral Forrest). It MIGHT be Cromwell if Iβm missing a role or two but I donβt think I am.
I looked at some I know were in a few different roles as well. Without further adieu hereβs the list:
Jeffrey Combs: DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise, and Lower Decks.
DS9:
Voyager:
Enterprise:
Lower Decks
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
John Fleck: TNG, DS9, Enterprise, and Voyager - again kudos u/Gooseman_X
TNG:
DS9:
VOY:
Enterprise:
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Oglesby: TNG, Enterprise, and Voyager
TNG: Riva (heβs one of his βchorusβ)
Enterprise:
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
James Sloyan: TNG, DS9, Voyager kudos to u/Gooseman_X on this one. Iβd totally forgot about him.
TNG:
DS9:
Voyager:
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
Armstrong: TNG, DS9, Enterprise, Voyager, (he was also in Star Trek: Klingon Encounter - not counting that one)
TNG:
DS9:
Voyager: Here is where he pulls ahead.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.