John Jacobs Puns

A list of puns related to "John Jacobs"

Dear, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

You're name is my name too!

Sincerely,

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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👤︎ u/DroopyDrewP
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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do not accept a Facebook friend request from...

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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Dad told me this when I was about 6.

Me: Dad, who is the most famous guy in the world? (Serious question)

Dad: (Totally Deadpan) John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmidt.

Me: Why's he so famous?

Dad: (Again, totally deadpan). His name is my name too.

I don't think he even looked up at me to answer either question, and certainly didn't miss a beat.

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👤︎ u/jman939
📅︎ Sep 01 2013
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