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Honorable Mention:
- Taijh Alston (West Virginia)
- Terrel Bernard (Baylor)
- Jack Coan (Notre Dame)
- Ryan Hubley (Johns Hopkins)
- Cameron Rising (Utah)
- Avery Samuels (Stetson)
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On this day, December 21, 200 years ago in 1821 according to the Acadian Recorder via editor Anthony Holland. Volume 9, #51.
https://archives.novascotia.ca/newspapers/archives/?ID=1225
- People are still writing tributes to Napoleon (died 6 months ago).
- Home at Duke and Lower Water Street for Rent (included printing office, 2 bedrooms).
- The Reverend C. Parsons will take 6 students of Greek and Hebrew at Windsor Road, Sackville.
- Spain has been lain waste by a frightful pestilence (Yellow Fever epidemic). People attempting to leave quarantine have been executed. Our cold climate is a "region of contentment", with nothing to fear from such plagues as the cold "invigorate(s) the animal constitution and brace(s) the nerves". We have the supriority of strength!
- "The Polyandra", Essential Oil for RHEUMATISM from the Polyandra Tree, will give relief of pain, cramps, and numbness. This medicine is "monopolized by government" and is available only in small quantities. In order to demonstrate its "vast importance" the proprietor has signed each bottle. 5s each. See Mr. Jenkins of the Honourable East India Company. "I am perfectly restored", "Fifty respectable persons in this town [...] thought my son would never recover".
- A mare that has been wandering around town for the past six weeks has been secured. We're selling her unless you pay expenses.
- Come and get your 1822 Calendar at the Office of the Acadian Recorder! In which is contained the Anatomy of a Mans' Body. 9d each or 6s a dozen.
- Mr. Henry Lockyer is about to sail back to England. Let him know if you want him to bring back anything in fashion.
- A key was found at the head of George Street. If it's yours contact the Acadian Recorder.
- The Grand Jury of Halifax County examination of public accounts have found that the police and jails (Bridewells) receipts are difficult to distinguish, and reform must be made to make those accounts more transparent. The County Treasurer is directed to keep better accounts and follow the law that directs him to make his accounts available quarterly.
- Aldolphus Veith, Grand Secretary of the Gr
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
