Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
I've got a joke about Elton John.
John Maynard Keynes opposed the creation of the London Marathon.
He thought we'd all die in the long run.
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
What's the letter E's nickname?
What does John Legend say when he wants to trade crypto with you?
Give yours alts to me, I'll give my alts to you....🎵
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth - and won a toaster.
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"
Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."
Putting "I" before "E" is weird...
The whole concept is foreign to me.
John-Paul, Georgian Ringo.
John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?
Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
John Travolta tested negative for covid last night.
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?
Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!
He’s not a native speaker after all
Found this little ✨g e m✨ on r/technicallythetruth
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
Why does the rest of the Alphabet find A,E,I,O, and U so annoying?
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
Why is Haiti spelt without an e?
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
When I was little my mom told me I could be anything I want to be...
Turns out identity theft is a crime.
Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Did you hear that Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit?
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
“It’s a little fit bunny.”
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
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