A list of puns related to "Johanna Schneller"
I was curious if anyone else had picked up this book. I am only 90 pages in but am enjoying it as someone who is not from Ontario and has not kept close tabs on the Rob Ford escapades.
The "call sheets" idea actually gives a reason for why people voted for Ford. The guy literally gave you his home phone number and called you back to find out what the problem was and fix it if he could. The fact that he would actually get city services to come to people's homes and discuss the issue to see if it could be fixed is a winner in my eyes.
Again, I'm enjoying it as someone who does not know his track record outside of the crack scandal. The retail politics is interesting to see, the debate prep by his team, the drama with Doug Ford and the "Night Shift", etc.
Tagestipps
Sendung | Titel |
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BR Kalenderblatt | 29.10.1959 Die erste Asterix-Folge erscheint (1) |
BR Feuilleton | Kein Witz! Das Weib und sein Humor (2) |
HR Der Tag | Freiheit fΓΌr die Information! Der Fall Assange (3) |
SWR Zeitwort | 29.10.1959: Asterix der Gallier beginnt seine Eroberung der Welt (4) |
SWR Wissen | NS-Verbrechen in der Wissenschaft - Wie UniversitΓ€ten mit ihrer Vergangenheit umgehen (5) |
WDR Hoerspiel | Das Zeichen des Widders - Adamsberg jagt einen SerienmΓΆrder (6) |
WDR Zeitzeichen | Joseph Pulitzer, US-amerik. Verleger (Todestag 29.10.1911) (7) |
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05:20 | Legalize it - was Deutschland aus Fehlern der Niederlande lernen kann (Mayr, Jakob) | DLF | 3:28 | ? |
05:25 | Slowakei: 24 Mio Euro Covid-Hilfen an Scheinfirmen (Lange, Peter) | DLF | 3:23 | ? |
06:40 | Millionen nicht geimpft - Corona-Zahlen steigen immer schneller (BΓΌΓΌsker, Ann-Kathrin) | DLF | 4:09 | [? |
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
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