Johan Ludwig Mowinckel Puns

Link: https://twitchtweets.com/

After seeing the React meta take a hit and big streamers undergo a mild(?) content drought, I’ve decided to share a small winter break project I spent the last 2 weeks creating.

Twitch Tweets is a simple game that undeniably proves how well you know your streamers. Get a random Tweet, and guess who made the tweet from 4 of your favorite r/LivestreamFail streamers. Keep guessing until you take the L.

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There are 8 streamers featured:

• Mizkif
• xQc
• Pokimane
• Ludwig
• [REDACTED] (Turkish dude)
• MoistCr1TiKaL
• Sodapoppin
• Sykkuno

And there are 5 hand-picked tweets from each streamer, so 40 tweets in total. The tweets were picked to highlight memorable events and person-specific stuff, but I also threw some curveballs into the mix :)

Have fun with it, ya parasocial Andys

EDIT: Just added 24 more tweets! Thanks to a comment, I was watching Russel play and he actually went through all 40 tweets. the mad lad.

In our country on the eve of Christmas we put baubles on the branches of the trees, drink jurgennektaar, the salted eel milk and place our painted eggs on the windowsill. Then, when daylight is no more, the bell is rung. This means Vader Johan approaches. It has begun.

The bell awakens Vader Johan from the bottom of the river. This is where he lives, in a castle made of children’s bones.

A braid of 40 eels brings Vader Johan to the surface. Now you can smell him. His odour is that of cod and black liquorice. He has the body of a Walrus, the sharp teeth of a dolphin and the legs of countless crabs. He plays a flute made of….you guessed it, children’s bones.

And in our country, it does not matter if you are naughty or nice, for all the bones taste the same to Vader Johan. Your only hope is to trick Vader Johan into believing you are already dead, and therefor not fresh and tasty. You do this by sleeping in your child coffin okay?!

And this is where you pray to the Mongoose King. “Oh mongoose king, please protect my tender child bones from the jaws of Vader Johan, and do enjoy these eggs I have left for you. In Jesus’ Christ’s name, amen.”

Uh-oh, Vader Johan can hear your blood! Perhaps you are lucky and your window eggs and prayers have attracted the mongoose king. He eats your eggs and challenges Vader Johan to a battle of Dance!!!!

There is always the chance that the nimble and clever mongoose king will be victorious. But tonight, he is danced into cream. And Vader Johan has his kinderbotfeest, the child bone dinner.

But the cream, this is the cream that we eat together with our families on 29 December. So Merry Christmas is had by all.

(So wait the kid died?!?)

He did not die, he was consumed. He lives on in the bowels of Vader Johan.

(I’m pretty sure he died, guys. Um Vader Johan, uh, he goes away after Christmas right?)

Oh no, Vader Johan is always hungry for children. Like your precious food president, Ronald McDonald. Oh yes, this reminds me…

“Once you hear the story of Vader Johan, you must share the story of Vader Johan, Or you’ll be consumed by Vader Johan, Which is like dying, but it’s worse!”

Will you share the story of Vader Johan? Your child bones depend on it!