Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
- If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via Telegram.
- Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
- Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
- You can also send requests via reddit chat or by Telegram.
- Also, upvote the post if you found it useful
Please find the list below:
-
Introduction to Audiology 13th edition Frederick N. Martin, John Greer Clark PDF
-
Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual, Cat Version 13th edition Elaine N Marieb, Lori A. Smith PDF
-
Human Anatomy & Physiology Laboratory Manual, Fetal Pig Version 13th edition Elaine N Marieb, Lori A. Smith PDF
-
Essentials of Geology 13th edition Frederick K Lutgens, Edward J. Tarbuck, PDF
-
Teaching Science Through Inquiry-Based Instruction 13th edition Terry L. Contant, Joel L Bass, PDF
-
Probation and Parole: Corrections in the Community 13th edition Howard Abadinsky PDF
-
Foodservice Management: Principles and Practices 13th edition June Payne-Palacio, Monica Theis PDF
-
Criminal Investigation: Basic Perspectives 13th edition Charles Lushbaugh, Paul Weston PDF
-
Physical Education Activity Handbook 13th edition Jerre McManama PDF
-
Making of the Economic Society, The 13th edition Robert L. Heilbroner, William Milberg PDF
-
Organizational Behavior in Education: Leadership and School Reform 12th edition Robert G. Owens, Thomas C. Valesky PDF
-
Exceptional Children: An Introduction to Special Education 12th edition William L. Heward, Sheila R. Alber-Morgan, PDF
-
Strategies for Teaching Learners with Special Needs 12th edition Edward A. Polloway, James M. Patton, PDF
-
Family Therapy: Concepts and Methods 12th edition Michael P. Nichols, Sean Davis PDF
-
Comprehensive Classroom Management: Creating Communities of Support and Solving Problems 12th edition Vern Jones, Louise Jones PDF
-
Criminal Behavior: A Psychological Approach 12th edition Curt R. Bartol, Anne M. Bartol PDF
-
Procedures in the Justice System 12th edition Cliff Roberson, Robert Winters PDF
-
Scientific Farm Animal Production: An Introduction to Animal Science 12th edition Thomas G. Field, Robert W. Taylor PDF
-
The School and Community Relations 12th edition
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
it's Hans free now..
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
You look for the fresh prints!
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
Oops, wrong sub.
Attire
I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.
It was the least I could do for him
As a matter of Texan pride; remember the à la mode.
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
