What Movie Should Lana Wachowski and Joel Cohen Team Up to Make?

Having just watched The Tragedy of Macbeth and found it to be an arrestingly sparse yet striking and fantastical take on the classic, it's safe to say that Joel Coen is gonna be just fine on his own. Not that this was ever in doubt.

My mind naturally drifted to the other first-time solo directing effort from one half of a former duo: Lana Wachowski. Who similarly succeeded in making the film she wanted with The Matrix Resurrections.

In both cases their siblings seem very much done with making movies and are contentedly pursuing other creative endeavours. So if we were to join these two mismatched halves together to form a new duo that would share writing and directing duties, what project would suit them?

My first instinct is something like Bound. A tense, pulpy noir tale of a crime gone wrong. It's a mode Wachowski hasn't been in since that debut feature and it's something Coen has excelled at.

What I think would be interesting is a massive space western neo-noir that spans multiple planets. It would harness Wachowskis skill for sci-fi storytelling and managing huge budgets as well as Coen's sense of humour of morality. The melding of their visual styles would create some great contrast if each tackled different planets.

This will obviously never happen, nor do I think either of them needs to be in a duo but it's a fun hypothetical mash up.

Edit: did not notice that my phone went full Bill Murray on Garfield and corrected Coen to Cohen (thrice!)

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[Joel Sherman] Heard Billy Eppler was in NY to talk face-to-face with Steve Cohen. Was offered the GM job. Heading home to California to decide whether to take the job or stay with his new venture with William Morris, which is expanding its baseball agent footprint. twitter.com/Joelsherman1/…
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In the movie β€œGarfield” (2004), Bill Murray agreed to voice the titular character because he mistakenly believed that Joel Coen of the Coen Brothers was the director, when in actuality the film was directed by Joel Cohen. This is a reference to Bill Murray being a fucking idiot
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Tomorrow, Joel Cohen's "Tragedy of Macbeth" lights up select NYC cinemas for a free screening event ahead of the film's Dec. 25 release allarts.org/2021/12/trage…
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Emmet Cohen w/ Joel Ross - Round Midnight youtu.be/xBeiXea3Fds
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A24’s β€˜Macbeth’ To Begin Filming In Early February - Starring Frances McDormand & Denzel Washington - Directed by Joel Cohen ('Fargo', 'No Country For Old Men', 'The Big Lebowski') discussingfilm.net/2019/1…
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β€˜Buster Scruggs’ Actor Henry Melling Joins A24's 'Macbeth' Film - Starring Frances McDormand & Denzel Washington - Directed by Joel Cohen ('Fargo', 'No Country For Old Men', 'The Big Lebowski') deadline.com/2020/01/macb…
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Joel and Ethan Coen are among the best filmmakers in Hollywood. Joel and Etan Cohen are among the worst.

How the hell are there a Joel and Etan Cohen that along with sharing very similar names to the famous brothers also happen to be writer and directors?These Cohens, with an H, do t appear to be related but both are purveyors of terrible comedy films. Years ago in an AMA Bill Murray admitted he signed on to Garfield specifically because he thought Joel Cohen was Joel Coen. How many other times has this happened? This week Etan Cohen, apparently Ethan Coen from another dimension where the letter H is shifted, released Holmes and Watson. I do not exaggerate when I say it is one of the worst theatrical releases that I've ever scene. Just a formless, nearly jokeless blob of a film.

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Director cameos in Spies Like Us 1985 directed by John Landis- Frank Oz, Terry Gilliam. Ray Harryhausen, Joel Coen, Sam Raimi, Michael Apted, Larry Cohen, Martin Brest and Costa-Garvas. reddit.com/gallery/j5uyeq
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Yet more criminal OCs. Meet Rachel Cohen and Joel Hopkins. Tailors by day, armorers by night. (Art by TheBlueberryCarrots)
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Make a Logan-style Garfield movie. Bamboozle Bill Murray into the role, have Peter Hewitt direct, give him and Joel Cohen full control. Don't tie it into any cinematic universes, just make it a dark, gritty tale about a CGI Garfield, and watch the box office explode.
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Joel Cohen shot the tragedy of Macbeth starring Denzel Washington and Francis McDormand in black-and-white theplaylist.net/the-trage…
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Garfield: The Movie, starring Bill Murray, opened 16 years ago today. The $50M film opened to $21.7M, finishing with $75.4M DOM/$203.2M WW, spawning a 2006 sequel. Murray claims he signed onto the film because he mistakenly thought the film's writer, Joel Cohen, was Joel Coen of the Coen Bros.
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TIL that Bill Murray only played Garfield in the live action movie because he mistook the screenplay writer's name, Joel Cohen, for Joel Coen of the Coen brothers en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar…
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Steve Cohen is Mets’ godsend that β€˜should bother the Yankees’ (Joel Sherman) nypost.com/2019/12/04/ste…
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TIL Bill Murray only agreed to Garfield because he thought the script was by Joel Coen of the Coen Brothers, while it actually was by Joel Cohen, the critically panned writer. businessinsider.com/bill-…
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TIL Bill Murray only got involved in Garfield: The Movie because he thought producer Joel Cohen was Joel Coen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar…
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TIL, Bill Murray's brother Joel had a birthday of April 17. After all this time of talking about a highway numbered 417 going to Leonard Cohen's birthplace city, and Bill Murray having Leonard Cohen's birthdate, now I find yet another reason to talk about Bill Murray in interesting ways! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe…
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Ethen and Joel Cohen are hilarious. Probably really did hang this outside the Big Lebowski production studio lol
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TIL Joss Whedon and Joel Cohen were co-writers of the original Toy Story script. imsdb.com/scripts/Toy-Sto…
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I'm a five-term progressive Democratic Dutchess County Legislator running for Congress in NY's 20th c.d. (endorsed by Cornel West, Josh Fox, Jeff Cohen, 220 more @ http://www.PetitionOnline.com/Joel )-- ask me anything!...

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ACS: 2017-08-30-Joel H. Cohen and Joe Kenda

At the top of the podcast, Adam talks about grit and the best way to test for it. Adam then recalls his carpet cleaning days, and rants about leaving jobs unfinished. The guys also discuss how Adam’s kids’ personalities were in full effect even as infants, and take a fan phone call about 9/11 conspiracies. Joe Kenda then calls in and chats with Adam about his work as a homicide detective. The guys talk about murder statistics, and Adam asks Joe what the steps are to solving a crime, and how to avoid being a victim of violence. Later, Adam asks Joe about his most gruesome cases, and takes a couple more calls about stripper stage professions, waiters who don’t write down orders, and a Rich Man Poor Man submission.
Joel H. Cohen is in studio next, and the guys talk about the legacy of The Simpsons. They also talk about Joel’s attempts at running a marathon, and the best ways to distract your mind from your body. Later, the guys listen back on some of the their favorite Troy McClure moments from The Simpsons. In the last part of the show, Gina reads stories about hoaxes surrounding Hurricane Harvey, Justin Bieber’s nude photos, and the least & most valuable majors for undergrad studies.

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Joel Cohen directing The Dude on the set of The Big Lebowski.
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β€œIn Eastern Kentucky” by Joel Cohen
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Joel Cohen and The Dude BTS of The Big Lebowski.
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TIL Joss Whedon and Joel Cohen helped write Toy Story en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy…
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Is Trump hiding behind his lawyers? And will that work? | The Hill Op-Ed by Joel Cohen, former state and federal prosecutor, practicing criminal defense law at Stroock thehill.com/blogs/pundits…
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