I tried to match them up in the way snv does it where the gods fighter and humanities fighter are either similar or polar opposites but not all of them are(I kinda want to see how people make some of these connections)
- Joaquin Murrieta vs. Sun Wu Kong
- Vasily Zaitsev vs. Gilgamesh
- Richard I of England vs. Kratos
- Joan of Arc vs. Perseus
- Stanislaw Knoiecpolski vs. Xiuhtecutli
- Asura vs. Azazel (I thought of this one as kind of a Buddha situation except instead of making it a twist,Asura just wanted to fight against gods and volunteered himself)
- Alexander III of Macedon vs. Ra
- Genghis Kahn vs. Yama
- Nomi no Sukune vs. Fujin
- Sparticus vs. The Jade Emperor
- Marie Curie vs. Nike
- Toussaint L'overture vs. Hachiman
- Che Guevara vs. Baldur
Celebrate Friday by posting a fan made Servant!
(Disclaimer: Activated Skills are at Level 10 and NP is at Level 1)
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Name: Lycaon (5☆)
True Name/Aliases: Lycaon, Nictymus, Lycaon-Nictymus, The Phantasmal Great Wolf
Source: Greek Mythology
Class: Pretender
Attribute: Earth
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Suite: Quick [5], Quick [5], Arts [2], Buster [5], Buster [5], Extra Attack [5]
Traits: Humanoid, Male, Servant, King, Heaven or Earth, Wild Beast, Demonic Beast Servant, Greek Mythology Male, Weak to Enuma Elish
Parameters:
- Strength [A]
- Agility [A+]
- Endurance [A]
- Mana [A]
- Luck [C]
Append Skills:
- Follow-Up Technique Improvement
- Mana Loading
- Anti-Lancer Attack Aptitude
Class Skills:
- Therianthropy [EX]
- Increase Buster Card Effectiveness by 12% for self.
- Increase C. Star Drop Rate by 12% for self.
- Magic Resistance [EX]
- Increase Debuff Resistance by 22% for self.
- Independent Action [B]
- Increase Critical Strength by 8% for self.
- Beast of Gaia (Age of Departure Model) [B]
- 1% Chance to inflict Death when attacking [Divine] enemies.
- 5% Chance to inflict Death when attacking [Entity of the Outer Realm] enemies.
- 10% Chance to inflict Death when attacking [Velber] enemies.
Personal Skills:
- The First Werewolf [EX] (CD: 6)
- Apply [Wild Beast] trait to a single target ally or enemy. <treated as a buff> (5 turns)
- Increase NP Gauge by 50% for self.
- Lord Of Arcadia [A] (CD: 6)
- Increase Quick and Buster Card effectiveness by 20% for all allies. (3 turns)
- Increase Quick and Buster Card Effectiveness by 20% for all [Wild Beast] allies. (3 turns)
- Morph (Werewolf) [EX] (CD: 5)
- Apply Invincible to self. (1 turn)
- Increase DEF by 30% for self. (3 turns)
- Apply Debuff Immunity to self. (3 turns)
- Recover 2000 HP for self.
Noble Phantasm: Chrysus Lykoi [EX]
~Texture Convergence Wolf~
(Quick, anti-purge, 7 hits)
- Increase ATK by 20% for self. (1 turn, activates first)
- Deals 900% DEF-ignoring damage to a single target enemy.
- Overcharge: 60%-300% chance to inflict Death on a single target non-[Earth] enemy.
Summary
For the crime of killing Nictymus, his youngest son, and attempting to feed him to Zeus, it's commonly believed that King Lycaon of Arcadia
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
