Meghalt Jiří Menzel 24.hu/kultura/2020/09/07/…
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Jiří Menzel, one of czech's best directors, Oscar award winner and also one of leading figures of Czechoslovakian New Wave died at age of 82. bbc.com/news/world-europe…
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Watching this masterpiece in memory of Jiří Menzel imgur.com/a/X1KAVLB
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Génius české pohody a laskavého humoru Jiří Menzel a2larm.cz/2020/09/genius-…
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Jiří Menzel’s Witty Subversions criterion.com/current/pos…
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Does anyone recognize the song the man is singing? v.redd.it/1ks83pmroym61
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Around The World In 50 Films

Broaden your horizons on a whirlwind tour of films from 50 different countries. This is not a list of the most important films in the world. It is a list of great films worth watching. In fairness their are some ludicrous movies mixed in for entertainment value but if you have never see Who Killed Captain Alex, or The Man That Saves The World you really need to.

America - Harold and Maude - Directed by Hal Ashby in 1971

Argentina - La Cienaga - Directed by Lucrecia Martel in 2001

Australia - The Babadook - Directed by Jennifer Kent in 2014

Austria - The White Ribbon - Directed by Michael Haneke in 2007

Belgium - Man Bites Dog - Directed by Benoît Poelvoorde and Rémy Belvaux in 1992

Brazil - Central Station - Directed by Walter Salles in1998

Canada - The Body Remembers When The World Broke Open - Directed by Elle-Maija Tailfeathers and Kathleen Hepburn in 2019

Chile - The Dance of Reality - Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky in 2013

China - King of Masks - Directed by Wu Tian-Ming in 1995

Columbia - Embrace Of The Serpent- Directed by Ciro Guerra in 2015

Czechoslovakia - Closely Watched Trains -Directed by Jiří Menzel in 1966

Denmark - Babbette’s Feast - Directed by Gabriel Axel in 1987

Egypt - Cairo Station - Directed by Youssef Chahine in 1958

England - The Dresser -Directed by Peter Yates in 1983

Estonia - November - Directed by Rainer Sarnet in 2017

Ethiopia - The Fig Tree - Directed by Alamork Davidian in 2018

Finland - The Match Factory Girl - Directed by Aki Kaurimaki in 1990

France - Baxter - Directed by Jérôme Boivin in1989

Germany - Run Lola Run - Directed by Tom Tykwer in 1998

Greece - Alps - Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos in 2011

Hong Kong - House of Flying Daggers - Directed by Zhang Yimou in 2004

Hungary - The Turin Horse - Directed by Bela Tarr in 2011

India - Jallikattu - Directed by  Lijo Jose Pellissery in 2019

Indonesia - The Raid - Directed by Gareth Evans in 2011

Iran - White Meadows - Directed by Mohammed Rasoulof in 2009

Ireland - My Left Foot - Directed by Jim Sheridan in 1989

Israel and Palestine - 5 Broken Cameras - Directed by  Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi in 2011

Italy - 8 ½ - Directed by Federico Fellini in 1963

Japan - Woman In The Dunes - Directed by Hiroshi Teshigahra in 1964

Lebanon - Caramel - Directed by Nadine Labaki in 2007

**Macedonia - Ho

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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Ah yes, pretty hip
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Dis-a-
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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All The Films Coming To The Criterion Channel in February 2020

https://letterboxd.com/chrissweet1967/list/all-the-films-coming-to-the-criterion-channel-1/

  • Adaptation, Spike Jonze, 2002
  • Alphaville, Jean-Luc Godard, 1965
  • Atlantiques, Mati Diop, 2009
  • The Bad and the Beautiful, Vincente Minnelli, 1952
  • Band of Outsiders, Jean-Luc Godard, 1964**
  • The Beast, Samantha Nell and Michael Wahrmann, 2016
  • Big in Vietnam, Mati Diop, 2012
  • The Big Knife, Robert Aldrich, 1955
  • Birthright, Oscar Micheaux, 1939
  • The Blood of Jesus, Spencer Williams, 1941
  • Body and Soul, Oscar Micheaux, 1925
  • Britannia Hospital, Lindsay Anderson, 1982
  • The Bronze Buckaroo, Richard C. Kahn, 1939
  • Brother John, James Goldstone, 1971
  • Buck and the Preacher, Sidney Poitier, 1972
  • By Right of Birth, Harry A. Gant, 1921
  • La Chinoise, Jean-Luc Godard, 1967
  • Closely Watched Trains, Jiří Menzel, 1966
  • The Comfort of Strangers, Paul Schrader, 1990
  • Commandment Keeper Church, Beaufort South Carolina, May 1940, Zora Neale Hurston, 1940
  • Contempt, Jean-Luc Godard, 1963
  • Cry, the Beloved Country, Zoltán Korda, 1951
  • The Darktown Revue, Oscar Micheaux, 1931
  • Daughters of the Dust, Julie Dash, 1991
  • David Holzman’s Diary, Jim McBride, 1967
  • Day for Night, François Truffaut, 1973
  • The Day of the Locust, John Schlesinger, 1975
  • The Defiant Ones, Stanley Kramer, 1958
  • Dirty Gertie from Harlem USA, Spencer Williams, 1946
  • Duel at Diablo, Ralph Nelson, 1966
  • The Edge of Heaven, Fatih Akin, 2007**
  • Eleven P.M., Richard Maurice, 1928
  • The Exile, Oscar Micheau, 1931
  • Film Socialisme, Jean-Luc Godard, 2010
  • The Flying Ace, Richard E. Norman, 1926
  • Footlight Parade, Lloyd Bacon, 1933
  • For Ever Mozart, Jean-Luc Godard, 1996
  • Le gai savoir, Jean-Luc Godard, 1969
  • Gas Food Lodging, Allison Anders, 1992
  • The Girl from Chicago, Oscar Micheaux, 1932
  • Goodbye to Language, Jean-Luc Godard, 2014
  • The Graduate, Mike Nichols, 1967
  • The Grifters, Stephen Frears, 1990
  • Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Stanley Kramer, 1967
  • Hail Mary, Jean-Luc Godard, 1985
  • Heaven-Bound Travelers, James Gist and Eloyce Gist, 1935
  • Hell-Bound Train, James Gist and Eloyce Gist, 1930
  • Hollywood Shuffle, Robert Townsend, 1987
  • Hot Biskits, Spencer Williams, 1931
  • House of Games, David Mamet, 1987
  • If …., Lindsay Anderson, 1968
  • In the Heat of the Night, Norman Jewison, 1967
  • Invention for Destruction, Karel Zeman, 1958
  • Jason and the Argonauts, Don Chaffe
... keep reading on reddit ➡

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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Water pun
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

“thank you for your cervix.”

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He is right there...
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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Sponge bob | (•)(•) | , Patrick / (•)(•) \ , Squidward ( (•)(•) ) , Plankton | (•) | , Mr. Krabs |•| |•|

Made me smile

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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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*Triggering britishers*
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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And on that note
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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Knight Knight
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

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Around The World In 50 Films

Broaden your horizons on a whirlwind tour of films from 50 different countries. This is not a list of the most important films in the world. It is a list of great films worth watching. In fairness their are some ludicrous movies mixed in for entertainment value but if you have never see Who Killed Captain Alex, or The Man That Saves The World you really need to.

America - Harold and Maude - Directed by Hal Ashby in 1971

Argentina - La Cienaga - Directed by Lucrecia Martel in 2001

Australia - The Babadook - Directed by Jennifer Kent in 2014

Austria - The White Ribbon - Directed by Michael Haneke in 2007

Belgium - Man Bites Dog - Directed by Benoît Poelvoorde and Rémy Belvaux in 1992

Brazil - Central Station - Directed by Walter Salles in1998

Canada - The Body Remembers When The World Broke Open - Directed by Elle-Maija Tailfeathers and Kathleen Hepburn in 2019

Chile - The Dance of Reality - Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky in 2013

China - King of Masks - Directed by Wu Tian-Ming in 1995

Columbia - Embrace Of The Serpent- Directed by Ciro Guerra in 2015

Czechoslovakia - Closely Watched Trains -Directed by Jiří Menzel in 1966

Denmark - Babbette’s Feast - Directed by Gabriel Axel in 1987

Egypt - Cairo Station - Directed by Youssef Chahine in 1958

England - The Dresser -Directed by Peter Yates in 1983

Estonia - November - Directed by Rainer Sarnet in 2017

Ethiopia - The Fig Tree - Directed by Alamork Davidian in 2018

Finland - The Match Factory Girl - Directed by Aki Kaurimaki in 1990

France - Baxter - Directed by Jérôme Boivin in1989

Germany - Run Lola Run - Directed by Tom Tykwer in 1998

Greece - Alps - Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos in 2011

Hong Kong - House of Flying Daggers - Directed by Zhang Yimou in 2004

Hungary - The Turin Horse - Directed by Bela Tarr in 2011

India - Jallikattu - Directed by  Lijo Jose Pellissery in 2019

Indonesia - The Raid - Directed by Gareth Evans in 2011

Iran - White Meadows - Directed by Mohammed Rasoulof in 2009

Ireland - My Left Foot - Directed by Jim Sheridan in 1989

Israel and Palestine - 5 Broken Cameras - Directed by  Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi in 2011

Italy - 8 ½ - Directed by Federico Fellini in 1963

Japan - Woman In The Dunes - Directed by Hiroshi Teshigahra in 1964

Lebanon - Caramel - Directed by Nadine Labaki in 2007

**Macedonia

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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