A list of puns related to "Jiří Menzel"
Broaden your horizons on a whirlwind tour of films from 50 different countries. This is not a list of the most important films in the world. It is a list of great films worth watching. In fairness their are some ludicrous movies mixed in for entertainment value but if you have never see Who Killed Captain Alex, or The Man That Saves The World you really need to.
America - Harold and Maude - Directed by Hal Ashby in 1971
Argentina - La Cienaga - Directed by Lucrecia Martel in 2001
Australia - The Babadook - Directed by Jennifer Kent in 2014
Austria - The White Ribbon - Directed by Michael Haneke in 2007
Belgium - Man Bites Dog - Directed by Benoît Poelvoorde and Rémy Belvaux in 1992
Brazil - Central Station - Directed by Walter Salles in1998
Canada - The Body Remembers When The World Broke Open - Directed by Elle-Maija Tailfeathers and Kathleen Hepburn in 2019
Chile - The Dance of Reality - Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky in 2013
China - King of Masks - Directed by Wu Tian-Ming in 1995
Columbia - Embrace Of The Serpent- Directed by Ciro Guerra in 2015
Czechoslovakia - Closely Watched Trains -Directed by Jiří Menzel in 1966
Denmark - Babbette’s Feast - Directed by Gabriel Axel in 1987
Egypt - Cairo Station - Directed by Youssef Chahine in 1958
England - The Dresser -Directed by Peter Yates in 1983
Estonia - November - Directed by Rainer Sarnet in 2017
Ethiopia - The Fig Tree - Directed by Alamork Davidian in 2018
Finland - The Match Factory Girl - Directed by Aki Kaurimaki in 1990
France - Baxter - Directed by Jérôme Boivin in1989
Germany - Run Lola Run - Directed by Tom Tykwer in 1998
Greece - Alps - Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos in 2011
Hong Kong - House of Flying Daggers - Directed by Zhang Yimou in 2004
Hungary - The Turin Horse - Directed by Bela Tarr in 2011
India - Jallikattu - Directed by Lijo Jose Pellissery in 2019
Indonesia - The Raid - Directed by Gareth Evans in 2011
Iran - White Meadows - Directed by Mohammed Rasoulof in 2009
Ireland - My Left Foot - Directed by Jim Sheridan in 1989
Israel and Palestine - 5 Broken Cameras - Directed by Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi in 2011
Italy - 8 ½ - Directed by Federico Fellini in 1963
Japan - Woman In The Dunes - Directed by Hiroshi Teshigahra in 1964
Lebanon - Caramel - Directed by Nadine Labaki in 2007
**Macedonia - Ho
... keep reading on reddit ➡The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
.
.
.
He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
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He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
Broaden your horizons on a whirlwind tour of films from 50 different countries. This is not a list of the most important films in the world. It is a list of great films worth watching. In fairness their are some ludicrous movies mixed in for entertainment value but if you have never see Who Killed Captain Alex, or The Man That Saves The World you really need to.
America - Harold and Maude - Directed by Hal Ashby in 1971
Argentina - La Cienaga - Directed by Lucrecia Martel in 2001
Australia - The Babadook - Directed by Jennifer Kent in 2014
Austria - The White Ribbon - Directed by Michael Haneke in 2007
Belgium - Man Bites Dog - Directed by Benoît Poelvoorde and Rémy Belvaux in 1992
Brazil - Central Station - Directed by Walter Salles in1998
Canada - The Body Remembers When The World Broke Open - Directed by Elle-Maija Tailfeathers and Kathleen Hepburn in 2019
Chile - The Dance of Reality - Directed by Alejandro Jodorowsky in 2013
China - King of Masks - Directed by Wu Tian-Ming in 1995
Columbia - Embrace Of The Serpent- Directed by Ciro Guerra in 2015
Czechoslovakia - Closely Watched Trains -Directed by Jiří Menzel in 1966
Denmark - Babbette’s Feast - Directed by Gabriel Axel in 1987
Egypt - Cairo Station - Directed by Youssef Chahine in 1958
England - The Dresser -Directed by Peter Yates in 1983
Estonia - November - Directed by Rainer Sarnet in 2017
Ethiopia - The Fig Tree - Directed by Alamork Davidian in 2018
Finland - The Match Factory Girl - Directed by Aki Kaurimaki in 1990
France - Baxter - Directed by Jérôme Boivin in1989
Germany - Run Lola Run - Directed by Tom Tykwer in 1998
Greece - Alps - Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos in 2011
Hong Kong - House of Flying Daggers - Directed by Zhang Yimou in 2004
Hungary - The Turin Horse - Directed by Bela Tarr in 2011
India - Jallikattu - Directed by Lijo Jose Pellissery in 2019
Indonesia - The Raid - Directed by Gareth Evans in 2011
Iran - White Meadows - Directed by Mohammed Rasoulof in 2009
Ireland - My Left Foot - Directed by Jim Sheridan in 1989
Israel and Palestine - 5 Broken Cameras - Directed by Emad Burnat and Guy Davidi in 2011
Italy - 8 ½ - Directed by Federico Fellini in 1963
Japan - Woman In The Dunes - Directed by Hiroshi Teshigahra in 1964
Lebanon - Caramel - Directed by Nadine Labaki in 2007
**Macedonia
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