Jimmye Laycock Puns

So, when Harasymiak was born, Laycock was about to enter his 7th season as head coach of the Tribe, and was in his 17th year of coaching. Pretty crazy age gap there.

Les Miles It is that time of year again! Coaches are being fired, being hired, and sitting on the hot seat.

Jim Harbaugh We have an ongoing wiki page on Coaching Changes that you can check out any time for updates, but we also wanted to start up some discussion threads. Confirmed news gets its own thread, discussion and speculation goes here!

Lane Kiffin Here's where we stand now:

Open FCS Head Coaching Positions

|Team|Former Coach|Reason for Dep

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Why

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Les Miles It is that time of year again! Coaches are being fired, being hired, and sitting on the hot seat.

Jim Harbaugh We have an ongoing wiki page on Coaching Changes that you can check out any time for updates, but we also wanted to start up some discussion threads. Confirmed news gets its own thread, discussion and speculation goes here!

Lane Kiffin Here's where we stand now:

Open FBS Head Coaching Positions

Open FCS Head Coaching Positions

Les Miles It is that time of year again! Coaches are being fired, being hired, and sitting on the hot seat.

Jim Harbaugh We have an ongoing wiki page on Coaching Changes that you can check out any time for updates, but we also wanted to start up some discussion threads. Confirmed news gets its own thread, discussion and speculation goes here!

Lane Kiffin Here's where we stand now:

Open FBS Head Coaching Positions

Open FCS Head Coaching Positions

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