The Complete U.S. Theatrical Release Schedule For The Remainder Of 2021/All of 2022.

Up-to-date as of July 3, 2021


July 2, 2021

The Forever Purge (Horror/With: Will Patton, Ana de la Reguera, Josh Lucas, Cassidy Freeman/1 hr 43 min/Universal Pictures/R/d: Everardo Gout/Wide)

The Boss Baby: Family Business (Animation/With: Alec Baldwin, Amy Sedaris, James Marsden, Jeff Goldblum/1 hr 47 min/Universal Pictures/PG/d: Tom McGrath/Wide)

The Phantom (Documentary/Greenwich Entertainment/Limited)

The God Committee (Thriller/With Kelsey Grammar, Janeane Garofalo, Julia Stiles//1 hr 38 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Austin Stark/Limited)

Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat (Family/With Loki, Darcy Donavan, Paul Johansson/1 hr 29 min/Integrity Releasing/PG/d: Billy Dickson/Limited)

Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) (Documentary/With: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Chris Rock, Stevie Wonder, Sly and the Family Stone/1 hr 57 min/Searchlight Pictures/PG-13/d: Questlove/Limited)


July 9, 2021

Black Widow (Fantasy/With: Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh, David Harbour, Rachel Weisz/2 hr 13 min/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/PG-13/d: Cate Shortland/Wide)

Summertime (Comedy/With: Austin Antoine, Marquesha Babers, Bryce Banks, Bene't Benton/1 hr 35 min/Good Deed Entertainment/R/d: Carlos Lรณpez Estrada/Limited)

Meander (Horror/With Gaia Weiss, Peter Franzen, Romane Libert/1 hr. 27 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Mathieu Turi/Limited)


July 14, 2021

Casanova, Last Love (History/With: Vincent Lindon, Stacy Martin, Valeria Golino, Julia Roy/1 hr 38 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Benoรฎt Jacquot/Limited)


July 16, 2021

Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions (Horror/With: Taylor Russell, Logan Miller, Thomas Cocquerel, Holland Roden/1 hr 27 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/PG-13/d. Adam Robitel/Wide)

Space Jam: A New Legacy (Live Action-Animation/With: LeBron James, Zendaya, Don Cheadle, Sonequa Martin-Green/Warner Bros./PG/d: Malcolm D. Lee/Wide)

Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (Documentary/Focus Features/1 hr 58 min/d: Morgan Neville/Limited)

How To Deter A Robber (Crime/With Vanessa Marano, Benjamin Papac, Abbie Cobb,

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In honor of the season finale, here are some stats I've collected of the longest-running cast members...

The following is a list of the longest-running SNL cast members by most regular episodes. The tally does not include specials, returning guest appearances, or time spent as a writer/crew member). Each count applies from the beginning to the end of each person's tenure and does not account for episodes where the players were absent (i.e. maternity leave, filming other projects, not getting in any sketches), except for cases like Franken and Parnell where players left and then came back. And the numbers for current cast members do include this season's finale, so no need to change them after tonight's over. Without further ado, here are the longest-running SNL cast members to span 100 episodes or more:

(Format is as follows โ€“ ranking ##. Cast Member: ## of regular episodes)

  1. Kenan Thompson: 364
  2. Darrell Hammond: 272
  3. Seth Meyers: 253
  4. Fred Armisen: 220
  5. Al Franken: 201
  6. Bobby Moynihan: 193
  7. Kate McKinnon: 190
  8. Tim Meadows: 188
  9. Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong: 185
  10. Kevin Nealon: 173
  11. Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney: 164
  12. Jason Sudeikis: 163
  13. Bill Hader: 160
  14. Horatio Sanz: 158
  15. Will Forte: 155
  16. Phil Hartman: 153
  17. Colin Jost: 151
  18. Vanessa Bayer: 149
  19. Chris Parnell, Maya Rudolph: 146
  20. Chris Kattan: 145
  21. Michael Che, Pete Davidson: 143
  22. Amy Poehler: 142
  23. Will Ferrell, Tracy Morgan, Andy Samberg: 139
  24. Rachel Dratch: 137
  25. Kristen Wiig: 135
  26. Taran Killam, Jay Pharoah: 128
  27. Dana Carvey: 125
  28. Mike Myers: 122
  29. Ana Gasteyer, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey: 119
  30. Molly Shannon: 118
  31. David Spade: 116
  32. Victoria Jackson: 113
  33. Dennis Miller: 111
  34. Nasim Pedrad: 108
  35. Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner: 106
  36. Leslie Jones: 102
  37. Mikey Day, Alex Moffat, Melissa Villaseรฑor: 101
  38. Chris Farley: 100

There you have it, every SNL player who's lasted 100+ episodes or more! Feel free to let me know of any changes I need to make. Thanks!

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32 Teams/32 Days: San Francisco 49ers

San Franscisco 49ers

Division: NFC West

Record: 6-10 (3-3 in division, 4th place finish). Missed Playoffs.

General Manager: John Lynch (now a Hall of Famer)

Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan

Introduction

Hi, Iโ€™m N7_Anonymous_Guy, your favorite writer on this thread, and todayโ€™s 32Teams/32Days post is: the San Francisco 49ers.

I grew up a Niners fan in Southern California, born just a few months after Steve Young led the team to itโ€™s 5th Super Bowl victory in SB XXIX. We havenโ€™t won one since, so Iโ€™m sorry for whatever curse I brought upon the team, my bad. In more uplifting news, weโ€™ll be taking a look at the disastrous mess that was our 2020 season. Before we proceed I would like to acknowledge u/Palikir, u/breezoop, and u/Zockman175 for their assistance and contributions to this review, thank you. Now letโ€™s get to it!

2020 Season Statistics

Points For 376 21st
Points Against 390 17th
Total Offense 5922 yards (Passing: 4033 12th, Rushing: 1889 15th) 15th
Total Defense 5030 yards (Passing: 3327 4th, Rushing: 1703 7th) 5th
Turnover Differential -11 2nd most turnovers lost

Draft Picks

Round 1 Pick 12
Round 2 Pick 44
Round 3 Pick 102 (C)
Round 4 Pick 114
Round 5 Picks 153, 173 (via NO), 182 (C)
Round 6 Pick 191
Round 7 Picks 228 (vis NYJ), 238

The 49IRs. A one-word summary of 2020 for the Niners.ย  The one category we won 1st place in the NFL? Most players on the Injured Reserve of course. Per Spotrac.com, the 49ers finished the season with 19 players on IR- $78,230,423 or 37.09% of the salary cap. Throughout the season we had a total of 54 players hurt (keep in mind an NFL roster is 53 men).ย  At some point in the season (and often for numerous games) we were missing our: QB1, WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, TE1, TE2, LT, C, RG, CB1, CB2, SS, FS, DE1, DE2, their backups, and the damn water boy. Iโ€™m pretty sure I even sustained a high ankle sprain getting off the couch one game. You think Iโ€™m exaggerating the injuries? It got so bad that even the teamโ€™s MRI truck broke down.ย  Not to make excuses, but how does a team even attempt to compete with such adversity?

Yet, take a look at those statistics again โ€“ not too bad for a hollow shell of a team. On the season we were only outscored by 14 points (opponents scored 28 points on INT/FUM returned for TDs, more on that later). The defense, though missing Nick Bosa and Richard Sherman, ranked 5th in total yds and 17th in points allowed (tied 10t

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23 Times Everything Went Hilariously Wrong On "Saturday Night Live"
  1. In "Gift Wrap," when a bunch of fake blood squirted into Leslie Jones' mouth during a sketch, and she almost threw up everywhere.
  2. In "Uncle Ben," when Dave Chappelle broke the fourth wall and spoke directly to the camera, making Pete Davidson laugh so hard that his fake teeth came out.
  3. In "Inside the Beltway," when Aidy Bryant's wardrobe person got the wrong cue and accidentally walked on in the middle of the live sketch, and Aidy couldn't keep it together.
  4. In "Extremely Stupid," when Candice Bergen's character was supposed to be much smarter than Gilda Radner's, but Candice kept messing up, and it played perfectly into the script.
  5. In "The Californians," when Fred Armisen delivered terrible news, but Bill Hader completely lost it and kept laughing throughout the six-minute sketch.
  6. In "Close Encounter," when Kate McKinnon kept making Ryan Gosling break because of her absolutely wild alien abduction story.
  7. In "New Orleans Vacation," when Heidi Gardner's ridiculous vacation story kept making James McAvoy crack up.
  8. In "Van Down By the River," when Chris Farley dove onto the table and broke it, and no one could hold in their shock or laughter.
  9. In "Cast List," when Will Ferrell played an inappropriate and overbearing drama teacher, but all of his students kept laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing was.
  10. In "Super Showcase Spokesmodels," when Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph couldn't contain their laughter while they announced fake game show prizes.
  11. In "Maine Justice," when Jason Sudeikis kept playing around with his character's Southern accent, and Jamie Foxx just couldn't take it anymore.
  12. In "Corksoakers," when the whole sketch was a little NSFW, and Janet Jackson tried so hard to keep a straight face.
  13. In "Dr. Beaman's Office: Test Results," when Tim Meadows unexpectedly came onstage, which made it impossible for Will Ferrell to deliver bad news to his patients with a straight face.
  14. In "Smokery Farms," when Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant had to talk about raw meats for five minutes, but the terrible smell made them absolutely lose it.
  15. In "Black Panther New Scene," when Kenan Thompson played a misfit uncle at the cookout in Djalia, but he kept making Leslie Jones and Sterling K. Brown crack up.
  16. In "Escorts," when Emily Blunt had to hide under a lampshade because she couldn't say her "oopsie-doopsie" catchphrase without breaking character.
  17. In "Diner Lobster," when Pete Davidson kept breaking during John M
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

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[OC] Penalty +/-, Called and Drawn Penalties per 60, and other fun Penalty Statistics

Going to start this off by thanking both /u/TrustyJAID and /u/TeroTheTerror. Tero for showing me how to use the NHL API, and Trusty for helping me fix my absolute garbage python code.

Penalty +/-

Shoutout to /u/TheFifthsWord, /u/ViceroyFizzlebottom, /u/_Axel and /u/damnatio_memoriae for the suggestions in the first penalties thread I made that lead to this. Penalty +/- as a stat is greatly affected by Major and Match penalties, but this is the top 15 and bottom 15 for the stat. This stat is simply PIM Drawn - PIM Taken. The first table is for 2017-2021, and the second is for this year alone.

Top and Bottom 15 for Penalty +/-, 2017-2021, Minimum 100 Games Played

Number Player PIM +/- Games Played Number Player PIM +/- Games Played
T1 Johnny Gaudreau 142 269 . T657 Antoine Roussel -114 212
T1 Connor McDavid 142 261 . T657 Dougie Hamilton -114 246
3 Nikolaj Ehlers 134 252 . 659 Tyler Myers -116 267
4 Aleksander Barkov 128 258 . 660 P.K. Subban -120 248
5 Elias Pettersson 119 165 . 661 Mikael Backlund -122 265
6 Nathan MacKinnon 114 256 . 662 Micheal Haley -132 144
7 Nico Hischier 108 214 . 663 Ben Chiarot -134 229
8 Samuel Girard 105 258 . 664 Ian Cole -135 236
9 Brayden Point 95 263 . 665 Dustin Byfuglien -136 111
10 Matt Duchene 94 244 . 666 Alexander Edler -138 221
11 Jeff Skinner 92 256 . 667 Zack Kassian -150 231
12 Brock McGinn 90 265 . 668 Milan Lucic -152 266
13 Clayton Keller 88 270 . 669 Nikita Zadorov
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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Rational
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says โ€œWe donโ€™t serve noble gases here.โ€

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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He needs grounded
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

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MMM, burgers
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Gottemm
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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so many choices
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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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Well that didn't cross my mind
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He knows too much
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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r/hockey NHL Power Rankings Week 5: Fowl Territory Edition

/r/Hockey NHL Power Rankings Week Feb 15, 2021 - Feb 21, 2021

Thank You

Thank you to all of the volunteers doing the power rankings. Each ranker has their own system and have their own reasonings and analyis. It truly is a lot of work.

Rankers

>!/u/admiralfartmore /u/hrint /u/offraindrop13 /u/hockeycross /u/sandman730 /u/mdvsronamisinfo /u/robtangle /u/driftshade1 /u/silkeystev /u/gleb2006 /u/nodessb /u/rasera /u/maxpowr9 /u/blueferret98 /u/steckums /u/philbob99 /u/dabz14 /u/suqqa_madiq /u/eqoisbae /u/goldwhale /u/tacotruckz /u/acescope !<

Organizers

>!/u/lang14 /u/keepitsteadyidiots!<

Visualization

The visualization contains historical data, so you can see how your team has done over time. Hopefully, we can run this for many years in hopes that we can see the rise and fall of teams by /r/hockey opinion.

It automatically updates so feel free to bookmark. You can find it here

Process

How does this work? Throughout the course of the week rankers are able to access an app that will allow them to rank teams. At the end of the period we calculate the average ranking for every team and collate all of the analysis provided by rankers.

The app then generates a post that is first proofread and then posted to /r/hockey!

Rankings

Ranking (avg) Team Delta Overall Record Record This Week Comments
1 (1.78) Toronto Maple Leafs 1 14-3-2 3-0-1 Monday didn't happen. It didn't happen. No. We took 5 of 6 points from the Senators, no crazy story lines or things to talk about. That's it. A 3-0-1 week. Matthews scored a billion goals this week, and Thornton came back from injury and is currently at PPG after 9 games. Bad thing though, Nylander was benched for the last 8:45 of the Habs game on Saturday, Keefe was not a fan of his play. This is while Dubas is hunting for a winger to play beside Tavares-Nylander according to Friedman. Will be interesting to see how Willy responds.
2 (4.37) Tampa Bay Lightning -1 10-4-1 0-2-0 Tampa must've followed Ted Cruz to Cancun, because they sure as hell didn't show up on the ice.
3 (4.44) Boston Bruins - 11-3-2 1-1-0 Looks like ๐Ÿ is back on the menu! Pasta with his second hattrick this season, both against the Flyers. Here's hoping the Bruins can carry this moment
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I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..

it's Hans free now..

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Charjar Binks
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My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?

Old Neeeeiiiiighvy

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I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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Rock bottom
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโ€™t expecting this!

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Well Rounded Pun
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My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

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32/32: San Francisco 49ers

San Franscisco 49ers

Division: NFC West

Record: 6-10 (3-3 in division, 4th place finish). Missed Playoffs.

General Manager: John Lynch (now a Hall of Famer)

Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan

Introduction

Hi, Iโ€™m N7_Anonymous_Guy, your favorite mod on the sub, and todayโ€™s 32Teams/32Days post is: the San Francisco 49ers.

I grew up a Niners fan in Southern California, born just a few months after Steve Young led the team to itโ€™s 5th Super Bowl victory in SB XXIX. We havenโ€™t won one since, so Iโ€™m sorry for whatever curse I brought upon the team, my bad. In more uplifting news, weโ€™ll be taking a look at the disastrous mess that was our 2020 season. Before we proceed I would like to acknowledge u/Palikir, u/breezoop, and u/Zockman175 for their assistance and contributions to this review, thank you. Now letโ€™s get to it!

2020 Season Statistics

Points For 376 21st
Points Against 390 17th
Total Offense 5922 yards (Passing: 4033 12th, Rushing: 1889 15th) 15th
Total Defense 5030 yards (Passing: 3327 4th, Rushing: 1703 7th) 5th
Turnover Differential -11 2nd most turnovers lost

Draft Picks

Round 1 Pick 12
Round 2 Pick 44
Round 3 Pick 102 (C)
Round 4 Pick 114
Round 5 Picks 153, 173 (via NO), 182 (C)
Round 6 Pick 191
Round 7 Picks 228 (vis NYJ), 238

The 49IRs. A one-word summary of 2020 for the Niners.ย  The one category we won 1st place in the NFL? Most players on the Injured Reserve of course. Per Spotrac.com, the 49ers finished the season with 19 players on IR- $78,230,423 or 37.09% of the salary cap. Throughout the season we had a total of 54 players hurt (keep in mind an NFL roster is 53 men).ย  At some point in the season (and often for numerous games) we were missing our: QB1, WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, TE1, TE2, LT, C, RG, CB1, CB2, SS, FS, DE1, DE2, their backups, and the damn water boy. Iโ€™m pretty sure I even sustained a high ankle sprain getting off the couch one game. You think Iโ€™m exaggerating the injuries? It got so bad that even the teamโ€™s MRI truck broke down.ย  Not to make excuses, but how does a team even attempt to compete with such adversity?

Yet, take a look at those statistics again โ€“ not too bad for a hollow shell of a team. On the season we were only outscored by 14 points (opponents scored 28 points on INT/FUM returned for TDs, more on that later). The defense, though missing Nick Bosa and Richard Sherman, ranked 5th in total yds and 17th in points allowed (tied 10th if you adjust for t

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2021 Priorities: Reclaim D and Run O, Break In Rookie QB

Niners Defense (NFL Rank)

2019: 6

2020: 21

Niners Run Offense (NFL Rank)

2019: 2

2020: 15

Everyone remember when we destroyed GB in the 2019 NFC Championship while only throwing the ball 8 times?

I've been thinking a lot about how the 49ers can dominate again in 2021 if we start our No. 3 pick at QB week 1. Disclaimer: Not saying the best outcome is to trade/sit Jimmy, but the question remains, if it does happen, how do we win week-in and week-out with our rookie.

It seems to me that the answer is to reclaim our dominance on defense and in our run game. No aspect of football operates in a vacuum, but if our D and run O are dominant again in 2021, we won't have to rely so much on the rookie QB to win games. Bolstering our run O with better OL and skill position players will obviously help our pass O too.

Here's a strategy. What do you think?

  1. Trade Jimmy. As a conservative measure, say we get a 2021 2nd round pick for him. Fairly conservative here given we turned down Pats' offer for the same already. This gives us an additional 2nd round pick and $23.6M to go towards bolstering our team around the rookie (emphasis on D & run O).

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  1. The Draft:

a. Use our 2 2nd round picks on best available boundary CB and IOL (could be tier 1 OT who can compete w/Brunskill @RG in Yr 1).

b. Use 3rd or 4th round pick on RB to make up for attrition in the backfield (i.e., Coleman and McKinnon).

Using a mid-round pick on an RB is not characteristic for Shanahan, but rn Mostert is our only proven RB1 and struggled with injury last year. Maybe Wilson and/or Hasty perf will explode this year or we uncover another hidden jem, but imo relying on either possibility isn't a great strategy. Suggestion: Chuba Hubbard (sleeper pick after rushing for over 2k in 2019 followed by nagging ankle injury in 2020).

c. Most people (including me) think they can run a draft simulator and consistently pick guys in the 4-7th round who they project could be solid contributors/starters in the NFL. For example, Kary Vincent Jr. is projected my most people to be available in the 4th, and I think he could be a solid NFL slot corner... But whatever. Given the crap shoot of late round picks (and tbh the whole draft), let's shelf late round draft strategy and say pick the best available.

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  1. Free Agency

We have about $23M in 2021 cap space rn. Assume we extend Warner (-$4M), and our top 5 draft picks make the 53 man roster (-$10M). That leaves us with about $9M, not inclu

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Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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