A list of puns related to "Jimmy Kinnon"
Up-to-date as of July 3, 2021
July 2, 2021
The Forever Purge (Horror/With: Will Patton, Ana de la Reguera, Josh Lucas, Cassidy Freeman/1 hr 43 min/Universal Pictures/R/d: Everardo Gout/Wide)
The Boss Baby: Family Business (Animation/With: Alec Baldwin, Amy Sedaris, James Marsden, Jeff Goldblum/1 hr 47 min/Universal Pictures/PG/d: Tom McGrath/Wide)
The Phantom (Documentary/Greenwich Entertainment/Limited)
The God Committee (Thriller/With Kelsey Grammar, Janeane Garofalo, Julia Stiles//1 hr 38 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Austin Stark/Limited)
Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat (Family/With Loki, Darcy Donavan, Paul Johansson/1 hr 29 min/Integrity Releasing/PG/d: Billy Dickson/Limited)
Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) (Documentary/With: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Chris Rock, Stevie Wonder, Sly and the Family Stone/1 hr 57 min/Searchlight Pictures/PG-13/d: Questlove/Limited)
July 9, 2021
Black Widow (Fantasy/With: Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh, David Harbour, Rachel Weisz/2 hr 13 min/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/PG-13/d: Cate Shortland/Wide)
Summertime (Comedy/With: Austin Antoine, Marquesha Babers, Bryce Banks, Bene't Benton/1 hr 35 min/Good Deed Entertainment/R/d: Carlos Lรณpez Estrada/Limited)
Meander (Horror/With Gaia Weiss, Peter Franzen, Romane Libert/1 hr. 27 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Mathieu Turi/Limited)
July 14, 2021
Casanova, Last Love (History/With: Vincent Lindon, Stacy Martin, Valeria Golino, Julia Roy/1 hr 38 min/Cohen Media Group/d: Benoรฎt Jacquot/Limited)
July 16, 2021
Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions (Horror/With: Taylor Russell, Logan Miller, Thomas Cocquerel, Holland Roden/1 hr 27 min/Sony Pictures Entertainment (SPE)/PG-13/d. Adam Robitel/Wide)
Space Jam: A New Legacy (Live Action-Animation/With: LeBron James, Zendaya, Don Cheadle, Sonequa Martin-Green/Warner Bros./PG/d: Malcolm D. Lee/Wide)
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain (Documentary/Focus Features/1 hr 58 min/d: Morgan Neville/Limited)
How To Deter A Robber (Crime/With Vanessa Marano, Benjamin Papac, Abbie Cobb,
... keep reading on reddit โกThe following is a list of the longest-running SNL cast members by most regular episodes. The tally does not include specials, returning guest appearances, or time spent as a writer/crew member). Each count applies from the beginning to the end of each person's tenure and does not account for episodes where the players were absent (i.e. maternity leave, filming other projects, not getting in any sketches), except for cases like Franken and Parnell where players left and then came back. And the numbers for current cast members do include this season's finale, so no need to change them after tonight's over. Without further ado, here are the longest-running SNL cast members to span 100 episodes or more:
(Format is as follows โ ranking ##. Cast Member: ## of regular episodes)
There you have it, every SNL player who's lasted 100+ episodes or more! Feel free to let me know of any changes I need to make. Thanks!
Division: NFC West
Record: 6-10 (3-3 in division, 4th place finish). Missed Playoffs.
General Manager: John Lynch (now a Hall of Famer)
Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan
Hi, Iโm N7_Anonymous_Guy, your favorite writer on this thread, and todayโs 32Teams/32Days post is: the San Francisco 49ers.
I grew up a Niners fan in Southern California, born just a few months after Steve Young led the team to itโs 5th Super Bowl victory in SB XXIX. We havenโt won one since, so Iโm sorry for whatever curse I brought upon the team, my bad. In more uplifting news, weโll be taking a look at the disastrous mess that was our 2020 season. Before we proceed I would like to acknowledge u/Palikir, u/breezoop, and u/Zockman175 for their assistance and contributions to this review, thank you. Now letโs get to it!
2020 Season Statistics
Points For | 376 | 21st |
---|---|---|
Points Against | 390 | 17th |
Total Offense | 5922 yards (Passing: 4033 12th, Rushing: 1889 15th) | 15th |
Total Defense | 5030 yards (Passing: 3327 4th, Rushing: 1703 7th) | 5th |
Turnover Differential | -11 | 2nd most turnovers lost |
Draft Picks
Round 1 | Pick 12 |
---|---|
Round 2 | Pick 44 |
Round 3 | Pick 102 (C) |
Round 4 | Pick 114 |
Round 5 | Picks 153, 173 (via NO), 182 (C) |
Round 6 | Pick 191 |
Round 7 | Picks 228 (vis NYJ), 238 |
The 49IRs. A one-word summary of 2020 for the Niners.ย The one category we won 1st place in the NFL? Most players on the Injured Reserve of course. Per Spotrac.com, the 49ers finished the season with 19 players on IR- $78,230,423 or 37.09% of the salary cap. Throughout the season we had a total of 54 players hurt (keep in mind an NFL roster is 53 men).ย At some point in the season (and often for numerous games) we were missing our: QB1, WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, TE1, TE2, LT, C, RG, CB1, CB2, SS, FS, DE1, DE2, their backups, and the damn water boy. Iโm pretty sure I even sustained a high ankle sprain getting off the couch one game. You think Iโm exaggerating the injuries? It got so bad that even the teamโs MRI truck broke down.ย Not to make excuses, but how does a team even attempt to compete with such adversity?
Yet, take a look at those statistics again โ not too bad for a hollow shell of a team. On the season we were only outscored by 14 points (opponents scored 28 points on INT/FUM returned for TDs, more on that later). The defense, though missing Nick Bosa and Richard Sherman, ranked 5th in total yds and 17th in points allowed (tied 10t
... keep reading on reddit โกPhil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Going to start this off by thanking both /u/TrustyJAID and /u/TeroTheTerror. Tero for showing me how to use the NHL API, and Trusty for helping me fix my absolute garbage python code.
Shoutout to /u/TheFifthsWord, /u/ViceroyFizzlebottom, /u/_Axel and /u/damnatio_memoriae for the suggestions in the first penalties thread I made that lead to this. Penalty +/- as a stat is greatly affected by Major and Match penalties, but this is the top 15 and bottom 15 for the stat. This stat is simply PIM Drawn - PIM Taken. The first table is for 2017-2021, and the second is for this year alone.
Number | Player | PIM +/- | Games Played | Number | Player | PIM +/- | Games Played | |
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T1 | Johnny Gaudreau | 142 | 269 | . | T657 | Antoine Roussel | -114 | 212 |
T1 | Connor McDavid | 142 | 261 | . | T657 | Dougie Hamilton | -114 | 246 |
3 | Nikolaj Ehlers | 134 | 252 | . | 659 | Tyler Myers | -116 | 267 |
4 | Aleksander Barkov | 128 | 258 | . | 660 | P.K. Subban | -120 | 248 |
5 | Elias Pettersson | 119 | 165 | . | 661 | Mikael Backlund | -122 | 265 |
6 | Nathan MacKinnon | 114 | 256 | . | 662 | Micheal Haley | -132 | 144 |
7 | Nico Hischier | 108 | 214 | . | 663 | Ben Chiarot | -134 | 229 |
8 | Samuel Girard | 105 | 258 | . | 664 | Ian Cole | -135 | 236 |
9 | Brayden Point | 95 | 263 | . | 665 | Dustin Byfuglien | -136 | 111 |
10 | Matt Duchene | 94 | 244 | . | 666 | Alexander Edler | -138 | 221 |
11 | Jeff Skinner | 92 | 256 | . | 667 | Zack Kassian | -150 | 231 |
12 | Brock McGinn | 90 | 265 | . | 668 | Milan Lucic | -152 | 266 |
13 | Clayton Keller | 88 | 270 | . | 669 | Nikita Zadorov |
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
Thank you to all of the volunteers doing the power rankings. Each ranker has their own system and have their own reasonings and analyis. It truly is a lot of work.
>!/u/admiralfartmore /u/hrint /u/offraindrop13 /u/hockeycross /u/sandman730 /u/mdvsronamisinfo /u/robtangle /u/driftshade1 /u/silkeystev /u/gleb2006 /u/nodessb /u/rasera /u/maxpowr9 /u/blueferret98 /u/steckums /u/philbob99 /u/dabz14 /u/suqqa_madiq /u/eqoisbae /u/goldwhale /u/tacotruckz /u/acescope !<
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The visualization contains historical data, so you can see how your team has done over time. Hopefully, we can run this for many years in hopes that we can see the rise and fall of teams by /r/hockey opinion.
It automatically updates so feel free to bookmark. You can find it here
How does this work? Throughout the course of the week rankers are able to access an app that will allow them to rank teams. At the end of the period we calculate the average ranking for every team and collate all of the analysis provided by rankers.
The app then generates a post that is first proofread and then posted to /r/hockey!
Ranking (avg) | Team | Delta | Overall Record | Record This Week | Comments |
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1 (1.78) | Toronto Maple Leafs | 1 | 14-3-2 | 3-0-1 | Monday didn't happen. It didn't happen. No. We took 5 of 6 points from the Senators, no crazy story lines or things to talk about. That's it. A 3-0-1 week. Matthews scored a billion goals this week, and Thornton came back from injury and is currently at PPG after 9 games. Bad thing though, Nylander was benched for the last 8:45 of the Habs game on Saturday, Keefe was not a fan of his play. This is while Dubas is hunting for a winger to play beside Tavares-Nylander according to Friedman. Will be interesting to see how Willy responds. |
2 (4.37) | Tampa Bay Lightning | -1 | 10-4-1 | 0-2-0 | Tampa must've followed Ted Cruz to Cancun, because they sure as hell didn't show up on the ice. |
3 (4.44) | Boston Bruins | - | 11-3-2 | 1-1-0 | Looks like ๐ is back on the menu! Pasta with his second hattrick this season, both against the Flyers. Here's hoping the Bruins can carry this moment |
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnโt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Division: NFC West
Record: 6-10 (3-3 in division, 4th place finish). Missed Playoffs.
General Manager: John Lynch (now a Hall of Famer)
Head Coach: Kyle Shanahan
Hi, Iโm N7_Anonymous_Guy, your favorite mod on the sub, and todayโs 32Teams/32Days post is: the San Francisco 49ers.
I grew up a Niners fan in Southern California, born just a few months after Steve Young led the team to itโs 5th Super Bowl victory in SB XXIX. We havenโt won one since, so Iโm sorry for whatever curse I brought upon the team, my bad. In more uplifting news, weโll be taking a look at the disastrous mess that was our 2020 season. Before we proceed I would like to acknowledge u/Palikir, u/breezoop, and u/Zockman175 for their assistance and contributions to this review, thank you. Now letโs get to it!
2020 Season Statistics
Points For | 376 | 21st |
---|---|---|
Points Against | 390 | 17th |
Total Offense | 5922 yards (Passing: 4033 12th, Rushing: 1889 15th) | 15th |
Total Defense | 5030 yards (Passing: 3327 4th, Rushing: 1703 7th) | 5th |
Turnover Differential | -11 | 2nd most turnovers lost |
Draft Picks
Round 1 | Pick 12 |
---|---|
Round 2 | Pick 44 |
Round 3 | Pick 102 (C) |
Round 4 | Pick 114 |
Round 5 | Picks 153, 173 (via NO), 182 (C) |
Round 6 | Pick 191 |
Round 7 | Picks 228 (vis NYJ), 238 |
The 49IRs. A one-word summary of 2020 for the Niners.ย The one category we won 1st place in the NFL? Most players on the Injured Reserve of course. Per Spotrac.com, the 49ers finished the season with 19 players on IR- $78,230,423 or 37.09% of the salary cap. Throughout the season we had a total of 54 players hurt (keep in mind an NFL roster is 53 men).ย At some point in the season (and often for numerous games) we were missing our: QB1, WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, TE1, TE2, LT, C, RG, CB1, CB2, SS, FS, DE1, DE2, their backups, and the damn water boy. Iโm pretty sure I even sustained a high ankle sprain getting off the couch one game. You think Iโm exaggerating the injuries? It got so bad that even the teamโs MRI truck broke down.ย Not to make excuses, but how does a team even attempt to compete with such adversity?
Yet, take a look at those statistics again โ not too bad for a hollow shell of a team. On the season we were only outscored by 14 points (opponents scored 28 points on INT/FUM returned for TDs, more on that later). The defense, though missing Nick Bosa and Richard Sherman, ranked 5th in total yds and 17th in points allowed (tied 10th if you adjust for t
... keep reading on reddit โกNiners Defense (NFL Rank)
2019: 6
2020: 21
Niners Run Offense (NFL Rank)
2019: 2
2020: 15
Everyone remember when we destroyed GB in the 2019 NFC Championship while only throwing the ball 8 times?
I've been thinking a lot about how the 49ers can dominate again in 2021 if we start our No. 3 pick at QB week 1. Disclaimer: Not saying the best outcome is to trade/sit Jimmy, but the question remains, if it does happen, how do we win week-in and week-out with our rookie.
It seems to me that the answer is to reclaim our dominance on defense and in our run game. No aspect of football operates in a vacuum, but if our D and run O are dominant again in 2021, we won't have to rely so much on the rookie QB to win games. Bolstering our run O with better OL and skill position players will obviously help our pass O too.
Here's a strategy. What do you think?
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a. Use our 2 2nd round picks on best available boundary CB and IOL (could be tier 1 OT who can compete w/Brunskill @RG in Yr 1).
b. Use 3rd or 4th round pick on RB to make up for attrition in the backfield (i.e., Coleman and McKinnon).
Using a mid-round pick on an RB is not characteristic for Shanahan, but rn Mostert is our only proven RB1 and struggled with injury last year. Maybe Wilson and/or Hasty perf will explode this year or we uncover another hidden jem, but imo relying on either possibility isn't a great strategy. Suggestion: Chuba Hubbard (sleeper pick after rushing for over 2k in 2019 followed by nagging ankle injury in 2020).
c. Most people (including me) think they can run a draft simulator and consistently pick guys in the 4-7th round who they project could be solid contributors/starters in the NFL. For example, Kary Vincent Jr. is projected my most people to be available in the 4th, and I think he could be a solid NFL slot corner... But whatever. Given the crap shoot of late round picks (and tbh the whole draft), let's shelf late round draft strategy and say pick the best available.
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We have about $23M in 2021 cap space rn. Assume we extend Warner (-$4M), and our top 5 draft picks make the 53 man roster (-$10M). That leaves us with about $9M, not inclu
... keep reading on reddit โก10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
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