A list of puns related to "Jihad! The Musical"
A tuba toothpaste.
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
I'm calling it Wokelahoma!
I'm a Singer songwriter
One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadnβt been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.
The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.
There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.
The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.
Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.
The octopus took it and stared for a bit.
After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.
This man paid his $50 and sat down.
The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.
The bartender said, βIβll bet $100 that the octopus canβt play these bagpipes.β
The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.
The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.
The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, βHurry up and start playing the thingβ
The octopus spewed, βPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"
So , Iβm playing a dodge/evasion based miner with almost capped dodge for spell and attacks with 3.5k life, a ton of leech and saboteur regen and whether its a t10 delirium or a t1, itβs too fucking crazy to be considered proper gameplay. Never stop or your dead, donβt even pick anything up because that split second is enough for the homing jihad blobs to nuke me, or the fat dudes to tentacle succ me, or the spear dude to explode me, or some absolute bullshit to stun me.
Videos have been popping up of the quarantined abduls from nizamuddin spitting out of their buses and other infected muzlims trying to infect as many others as possible. Shoukd this be considered bio-jihad? What are your views?
From today's TTT episode, Lewis saying "whaddya mean there's a bomb?" in the weird voice should be the new jihad/scarface bomb sound. It would be awesome if this happened.
R5: I can't declare a jihad as the Qingzhenren Iman. Is this intentional?
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
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