The bartender does a little jig whenever he opens a new keg.

It's a tap dance.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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So if a Pole breaks out in a jig, would that be considered pole dancing?

^No racism intended whatsoever

Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)

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👤︎ u/smol_owl
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Did you hear about the fish dancing at the bottom of the lake?

Yeah, the were dancing a "crappie jig"

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Brother got us

While outside my brother's place talking about sawing a rusted part of an old charcoal grill: Me: "I could bring you guys up a jig saw" Brother: "That's ok, we have puzzles inside"

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👤︎ u/Nippry
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