Jiangsu Television Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

 

##Redefining Ourselves

 

China’s ascent has stalled due to lack of sufficient will and morale among the people. The only traditions that have maintained a hold on the country since the time of civil war have been the most shackling. Lack of questioning of cultural institutions, teachers and parents results in the stifling of national liberation beneath a blanket of traditionalist stagnation. Simultaneously, the ties that hold China’s many ethnicities together as communities of liberated peoples have been eroded over the decades. China’s culture and identity must be saved from itself in a massive social effort, hereafter referred to in shorthand as the Cultural Revolution.

 

 

###Literacy

 

While more children than ever before are completing their secondary school education, this has still not reached enough rural areas. Over the course of the next 5 years, the primary objective of state education will be expanding the breadth of functional literacy (not just recognizing letters and words, but being able to read and understand a text) across the entirety of the populace. Every neighborhood will have a primary school, every township and ward will have a middle school and secondary school, and every village will have a small multipurpose school for children of all stages. In higher-density population centers, larger schools and institutions will handle larger areas if it proves more practicable.

 

The smaller primary schools will focus very heavily on functional literacy, encouraging developing a love of reading and knowledge. Greater knowledge results in greater capacity for progress and greater victory in the liberation struggle, and is one of the greatest weapons for fighting the bourgeoisie and revisionist elements. Without knowledge, one cannot organize a struggle or keep the iron will needed to point a rifle. A liberated soul is, without exception, a learned soul. That learning has almost universally had to come from horrific tragedy and bloodshed in the recent past, but the Party can now serve to grant wisdom through the experience of those who came before.

 

The drive for massive investment in the basic education system places extreme strain on teachers. Knowing that qualified teachers will be very difficult to come by in rural areas, a substantial program to train post-secondary students directly into well-compensated teachers in the urban areas and churn them out into

I’m wondering if it has good channels to help with immersion. This is the list:

Anhui Television

Baby TV Mandarin

Beijing Television BTV

CCTV Entertainment

CCTV Opera

CCTV-4

CGTN Espanol

CGTN (CCTV News)

China Movie Channel

Chong Qing Television

Dragon TV

Fujian Straits TV

Great Wall Elite

Great Wall Fresh

Guangdong Southern TV

Hunan TV International (prev. Hunan Satellite TV)

Jiangsu International Channel

Pacvia Television

Phoenix Info News

Phoenix North America Chinese Channel Shen Zhen Television

TVBS

Zhejiang TV

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Put it on my bill

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

I’m stumped.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!