Jett Williams Puns

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Rotten Tomatoes: 69% (176 reviews) with 6.30 in average rating

> Critics consensus: If it lacks the original's bracingly original craft, The Matrix Resurrections revisits the world of the franchise with wit, a timely perspective, and heart.

Metacritic: 64/100 (50 critics)

As with other movies, the scores are set to change as time passes. Meanwhile, I'll post some short reviews on the movie.

> Resurrections leaves plenty of things unexplored. For a movie that so loudly makes reference to the real world, its failure to address the place “red pill” symbolism has found in right-wing propaganda comes as a mild surprise. (The dialogue even contains the word “sheeple,” a favorite of those selling conspiracies online.) And there’s nothing here to inspire hope that, should Warners or whomever insist on more sequels, they’d be worth seeing. But as someone who watched Reloaded and Revolutions more than once, trying unsuccessfully to believe they were good (and who’d happily take a blue pill that erased them from my memory), I actually look forward to seeing this one a second time.

-John DeFore, The Hollywood Reporter

> Wachowski’s gamble is that viewers will enjoy a film that’s heavy on philosophizing and introspection as long as it retains the emotional, romantic hook that powered the first movie. Reeves and Moss sell their reunion as Neo and Trinity persuasively, glowing with the overwhelming chemistry and affection that Wachowski needed to push the film beyond cynicism.

-David Sims, The Atlantic

> All of us are stuck in our reboots. But at a time when mega-budget franchise movies can only be about themselves, Lana Wachowski has made one that pushes beyond the dopamine hit of cheap nostalgia and dares to dream up a future where mainstream films might inspire us to re-imagine what’s possible instead of just asking us to clap at the sight of history repeating itself.

-David Ehrlich, IndieWire: A-

> In a world where “Space Jam” can hack into the “Matrix” IP, this far-from-radical add-on seems distractingly preoccupied with justifying its ow

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Hi all! I knew there’d be a thread like this, thanks in advance for any opinions you’d like to share. My wife and I are on baby boy #2 and think we have decided on a first and second name… Vance William. My last name sounds well with it also. I’d probably always call him Van, for short. I’ve never met anyone with the name, and the only person that comes to mind is Vance Joy.

Other first names on our list are Wells, Hayes, Harlan, Myron, Cade, and Jett.

We definitely like unique names!

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5 Stairsteps - O-o-h Child

Abba - Dancing Queen (red and black Atlantic label)

Aerosmith - Walk This Way

Aerosmith - Dream On

Aerosmith - Dream On (name written on label)

Asia - Heat of the Moment (black sharpie mark on label)

Babyface - When Can I See You

Bananarama - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

Bananarama - Venus

Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

Bangles - Walking Down Your Street (pic sleeve with minor issues including small sticker)

Bangles - Manic Monday (pic sleeve with slight damage at top of sleeve)

Bangles - Manic Monday (pic sleeve w/ original price tag)

Bangles - Walking Down Your Street (pic sleeve)

Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian (initials written on label)

Beach Boys - Kokomo

Beatles, The - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With a Little Help From My Friends/ B-side A Day in the Life (black Capitol with rainbow label) (the number '3' written faintly on label)

Beatles, The - Yesterday (Mono on burgundy Capitol label)

Beatles, The - Something/Come Together (on Apple label/last name of former owner and year written on label)

Beatles, The - Hey Jude/Revolution (on Apple label w/ "The Beatles on Apple sleeve with light condition issues)

Beatles, The - Hey Jude/Revolution (on Apple label)

Beatles, The - Get Back/Don't Let Me Down

Benatar, Pat - Invincible (pic sleeve w/small sticker on label)

Benatar, Pat - Sex As a Weapon (pic sleeve)

Benatar, Pat - We Belong (pic sleeve) small sticker on label (2 copies available)

Benatar, Part - Love is a Battlefield (pic sleeve)

Benatar, Pat - Promises in the Dark (pic sleeve)

Benatar, Pat - Looking for a Stranger (pic sleeve)

Benatar, Pat - Hit Me With Your Best Shot (pic sleeve) '25' faintly written on sleeve

Blondie - Island of Lost Souls (pic sleeve w/ sticker on it)

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Jett, Rio, Tex, Crosby

Presleigh, Raeleigh, Kenzleigh, Brock

Domenic Jr, Rosaria, Giuseppe

Emily, Lucy, Nora, Dylan

Kennedy, Charlotte

Ethan, Camilla "Millie", Xander, Zeke

Michael Jr, Pauly

Julian, Gianna, Ava, Lola

Alyssa, Mekenna

Skyler, Kai, Holden

Keenan, Mya, Delanie, Jaxon, Hudson

Makenzie, Karina, Madilynn

Ava, William, Kayla

Brooklynn, Harlym, Deuce, Bronx

Jax, Kaydin

Braylon, Aubree, Jaci, Adelyn, River, Luke

Lily, Blakely, Tenly, Taylor

Rylie, Gage, Chase, Dax

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Songs:

Listen to Do You Wanna Touch here

Listen to Animal here

Listen to Kiss here

Listen to Landslide here

Listen to Afternoon Delight here

Plot:

My probably favorite recurring character, Holly Holiday, is back to give sex education lessons to William McKinley High students. After Brittany thinks that she is pregnant because she saw a stork building a nest outside her house, Will asks Holly to give the glee club a lesson in sex ed. She comes in and sings Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Later, Will and Holly sing Prince's Kiss. Will says he is into Holly and wants to date, but Holly turns him down saying she would only end up hurting him.

Kurt hears that the glee club is planning on doing a sexy number for regionals and tells Blaine. Blaine responds by having the Warblers give a sexy performance of Animals by Neon Trees. Blaine notices that throughout the performance, Kurt's face looks weird lmao. He asks Kurt why, and Kurt says those are his sexy faces. However, Blaine thinks he looks in pain. They go to Kurt's bedroom to practice sexy faces, but they all look the same. Kurt reveals he doesn't know much about sex. Blaine says he'll tell Kurt about it, but Kurt tells him to leave.

Later, Blaine goes to Burt to explain that he's concerned about Kurt's lack of sexual competency. Burt is embarrassed and says that Kurt will come to him when he's ready. However, Blaine explains that someday Kurt might be hurt if he's not aware. Because of this, Burt gets pamphlets about gay sex and intimacy to give to Kurt.

(Potential TW: This part is uncomfortable for some)

Meanwhile, at McKinley, Puck and Lauren plan to make a sex tape until Holly tells them that since they're underage, it would be considered child pornography, and therefore, illegal. Puck joins the celibacy club after this where Emma is the advisor with Rachel and Quinn being part of the club. The next day, Emma, Puck, Rachel, and Quinn along with Carl, perform Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band. They sing it to advocate for abstinence. However, everyone is confused because the song is about sex.

Carl asks if him and Emma can go see Holly for sex therapy lol. They reveal that Emma is still a virgi

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

6th Grade

River

Emersson

Manea'

Jaidyn (f)

Maximilian

Haylee

Mackenzie (x5)

D-Vante

Aydin

Jett

Jazzir

Rayan

Capri-Ana

Daijah

Londyn

Jaydon

7th Grade

Noah (f)

Rylee

Rozzalind

Leigh

Mackenzie

Evelynne

Braeden

Kalsoom Butts (full name)

Heath-William

Merlyn (f)

Wisdom (m)

8th Grade

Eryka

Maximilian

Lize

Braxton

Adilene

Aden

Abbygail

Kaylei

Kyrra

Jayden

Jaydon

Jiya

Jordyn

Mary Jane Tickle (full name)

Khylah

Abigayl

Moni'

Exavier

Lilyanna

Cayden

Sumer

Abigail (x21)

Kael

Roan Slone (Full name)

Carlie-Jane

Gamble

Makaya

Aliaiah

Teachers

Ofelia

Velvit

Soooo... should I pull him out of that school?

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

I recently made a program that compared the 2022 prospects to Adley, Heston, and Cowser. My program isn't perfect and not very advanced yet so the results are very clustered. I also didn't have a very big sample size to work with since Elias has only made three early first round picks. I'll work on it some more whenever fangraphs updates their FV's. Initially I didn't think anything it would be useful or accurate until I saw what it said about one player, but I'll talk about that later. Anyways, the program basically compared the tools of the 2022 players to the averaged tools of the trio. The prospects how matched the most had the highest percent. The final thing I want to mention is that this list isn't a ranking based on talent or skill. It's based on how similar they are to the combined trio. Here's the list:

79% Similarity

-Brooks Lee

71% Similarity

-Jace Jung

-Jud Fabian

64% Similarity

-Chase DeLauter

-Peyton Graham

-Hayden Dunhurst

-Cade Doughty

-Kevin Parada

-Logan Tanner

-Robert Moore

-Carter Young

57% Similarity

-Jared McKenzie

-Cayden Wallace

-Jacob Berry

-Cole Young

-Eric Brown

-Zach Neto

50% Similarity

-Jordan Sprinkle

-Jackson Holliday

-Gavin Cross

-Cam Collier

-Christopher Paciolla

-Gavin Guidry

43% Similarity

-Daniel Susac

-Brady Neal

-Termarr Johnson

-Sal Stewart

-Mikey Romero

-Josh Kasevich

-Justin Crawford

-Jalin Flores

-Ryan Clifford

-Tucker Toman

36% Similarity

-Druw Jones

-Malcom Moore

-Gavin Kilen

29% Similarity

-Jett Williams

21% Similarity

-Elijah Green

-AJ Shepard

14% Similarity

-Jared Jones

You probably see what I mean about the data being clumped together but luckily there are many ways to fix that so the rankings in 2.0 should be more clear. Maybe I'll even do it for different rounds. The thing that made me believe in the program that the program was somewhat accurate was that Jud Fabian was top three. You see, the Orioles were actually trying to draft him in the 2021 draft but the Red Sox scooped him up picks before. That says something, right? If you want to know the specifics on why the players were rated the way they were just drop their names in the comments and I'll let you know.

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.