RB Leipzig 2 - 2 Paris St. Germain
Leipzig substitution: Christopher Nkunku (8'), Dominik Szoboszlai (90+2' pen.)
PSG substitution: Georginio Wijnaldum (21', 39')
Venue: Red Bull Arena, Leipzig, Germany
Referee: Andreas Ekberg (Sweden)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Willi Orban | 46' | Benjamin Henrichs | 85' |
| Joško Gvardiol | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Mohamed Simakan | 69' | Dominik Szoboszlai | 58' 90+2' |
| Tyler Adams | 24' 75' | Kevin Kampl | |
| Konrad Laimer | 85' | Amadou Haidara | 46' |
| Angeliño | Dani Olmo | 75' | |
| Nordi Mukiele | Yussuf Poulsen | 58' 90+5' | |
| André Silva | 58' | Hugo Novoa Ramos | |
| Emil Forsberg | 58' | ||
| Christopher Nkunku | 8' |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States) | 30'
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gianluigi Donnarumma | 90+1' | Alexandre Letellier | |
| Presnel Kimpembe | 32' | Keylor Navas | |
| Marquinhos | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Nuno Mendes | 62' | Layvin Kurzawa | |
| Achraf Hakimi | Colin Dagba | ||
| Danilo Pereira | 10' | Thilo Kehrer | |
| Idrissa Gueye | Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Georginio Wijnaldum | 21' 39' 84' | Julian Draxler | 84' |
| Kylian Mbappé | 90+4' | Ander Herrera | 84' 90+5' |
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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Pilot on me!!
RB Leipzig 2 - 2 Paris St. Germain
Leipzig substitution: Christopher Nkunku (8'), Dominik Szoboszlai (90+2' pen.)
PSG substitution: Georginio Wijnaldum (21', 39')
Venue: Red Bull Arena, Leipzig, Germany
Referee: Andreas Ekberg (Sweden)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Willi Orban | 46' | Benjamin Henrichs | 85' |
| Joško Gvardiol | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Mohamed Simakan | 69' | Dominik Szoboszlai | 58' 90+2' |
| Tyler Adams | 24' 75' | Kevin Kampl | |
| Konrad Laimer | 85' | Amadou Haidara | 46' |
| Angeliño | Dani Olmo | 75' | |
| Nordi Mukiele | Yussuf Poulsen | 58' 90+5' | |
| André Silva | 58' | Hugo Novoa Ramos | |
| Emil Forsberg | 58' | ||
| Christopher Nkunku | 8' |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States) | 30'
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gianluigi Donnarumma | 90+1' | Alexandre Letellier | |
| Presnel Kimpembe | 32' | Keylor Navas | |
| Marquinhos | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Nuno Mendes | 62' | Layvin Kurzawa | |
| Achraf Hakimi | Colin Dagba | ||
| Danilo Pereira | 10' | Thilo Kehrer | |
| Idrissa Gueye | Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Georginio Wijnaldum | 21' 39' 84' | Julian Draxler | 84' |
| Kylian Mbappé | 90+4' | Ander Herrera | 84' 90+5' |
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... keep reading on reddit ➡RB Leipzig 2 - 2 Paris
RB Leipzig scorers: Christopher Nkunku (8'), Dominik Szoboszlai (90 + 2' PEN)
Paris scorers: Georginio Wijnaldum (22', 40')
Venue: Red Bull Arena, Leipzig, Germany
Referee: Andreas Ekberg (Sweden)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Willi Orban | Benjamin Henrichs | ||
| Joško Gvardiol | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Mohamed Simakan | Dominik Szoboszlai | ||
| Tyler Adams | Kevin Kampl | ||
| Konrad Laimer | Amadou Haidara | ||
| Angeliño | Dani Olmo | ||
| Nordi Mukiele | Yussuf Poulsen | ||
| André Silva | Hugo Novoa Ramos | ||
| Emil Forsberg | |||
| Christopher Nkunku |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gianluigi Donnarumma | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Keylor Navas | ||
| Marquinhos | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | Colin Dagba | ||
| Danilo Pereira | Thilo Kehrer | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Georginio Wijnaldum | Julian Draxler | ||
| Kylian Mbappé | Ander Herrera | ||
| Neymar | Mauro Icardi | ||
| Ángel Di María |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
Paris Saint-Germain 3 - 2 RB Leipzig
PSG scorers: Kylian Mbappé (9'), Lionel Messi (67', 74' pen.)
Leipzig scorers: André Silva (28'), Nordi Mukiele (57')
Venue: Le Parc des Princes, Paris, France
Referee: Marco Guida (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keylor Navas | Gianluigi Donnarumma | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Marquinhos | Colin Dagba | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | 65' | Thilo Kehrer | 90' |
| Marco Verratti | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | 48' 61' | Nathan Bitumazala | |
| Ander Herrera | 61' | Georginio Wijnaldum | 61' |
| Julian Draxler | 90' | Éric Junior Dina Ebimbe | |
| Kylian Mbappé | 9' | Danilo Pereira | 61' |
| Lionel Messi | 67' 74' |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Angeliño | 83' | Benjamin Henrichs | 83' |
| Mohamed Simakan | 38' 83' | Joško Gvardiol | 70' |
| Willi Orban | 18' | Kevin Kampl | |
| Lukas Klostermann | 70' | Dominik Szoboszlai | |
| Amadou Haïdara | 61' | Ilaix Moriba | 61' |
| Tyler Adams | 84' | Yussuf Poulsen | 83' |
| Konrad Laimer | Emil Forsberg | 83' | |
| Nordi Mukiele | 57' | ||
| Christopher Nkunku | |||
| André Silva | [](#icon-ball |
Paris Saint-Germain 3 - 2 RB Leipzig
PSG scorers: Kylian Mbappé (9'), Lionel Messi (67', 74' pen.)
Leipzig scorers: André Silva (28'), Nordi Mukiele (57')
Venue: Le Parc des Princes, Paris, France
Referee: Marco Guida (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keylor Navas | Gianluigi Donnarumma | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Marquinhos | Colin Dagba | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | 65' | Thilo Kehrer | 90' |
| Marco Verratti | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | 48' 61' | Nathan Bitumazala | |
| Ander Herrera | 61' | Georginio Wijnaldum | 61' |
| Julian Draxler | 90' | Éric Junior Dina Ebimbe | |
| Kylian Mbappé | 9' | Danilo Pereira | 61' |
| Lionel Messi | 67' 74' |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Angeliño | 83' | Benjamin Henrichs | 83' |
| Mohamed Simakan | 38' 83' | Joško Gvardiol | 70' |
| Willi Orban | 18' | Kevin Kampl | |
| Lukas Klostermann | 70' | Dominik Szoboszlai | |
| Amadou Haïdara | 61' | Ilaix Moriba | 61' |
| Tyler Adams | 84' | Yussuf Poulsen | 83' |
| Konrad Laimer | Emil Forsberg | 83' | |
| Nordi Mukiele | 57' | ||
| Christopher Nkunku | |||
| André Silva | [](#icon-ball |
Paris Saint-Germain 3 - 2 RB Leipzig
Paris scorers: Kylian Mbappé (10'), Lionel Messi (67', 74' PEN)
RB Leipzig scorers: André Silva (28'), Mukiele (57')
Venue: Parc des Princes, Paris, France
Referee: Marco Guida (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keylor Navas | Gianluigi Donnarumma | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Marquinhos | Colin Dagba | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | Thilo Kehrer | ||
| Marco Verratti | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | Nathan Bitumazala | ||
| Ander Herrera | Georginio Wijnaldum | ||
| Julian Draxler | Éric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Kylian Mbappé | Danilo Pereira | ||
| Lionel Messi |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Angeliño | Benjamin Henrichs | ||
| Mamadou Simakan | Joško Gvardiol | ||
| Willi Orban | Kevin Kampl | ||
| Lukas Klostermann | Dominik Szoboszlai | ||
| Amadou Haïdara | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Tyler Adams | Yussuf Poulsen | ||
| Konrad Laimer | Emil Forsberg | ||
| Nordi Mukiele | |||
| Christopher Nkunku | |||
| André Silva |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States)
FT: RB Leipzig 2 - 2 Paris
RB Leipzig scorers: Christopher Nkunku (8'), Dominik Szoboszlai (90 + 2' PEN)
Paris scorers: Georginio Wijnaldum (22', 40')
Venue: Red Bull Arena, Leipzig, Germany
Referee: Andreas Ekberg (Sweden)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Willi Orban | Benjamin Henrichs | ||
| Joško Gvardiol | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Mohamed Simakan | Dominik Szoboszlai | ||
| Tyler Adams | Kevin Kampl | ||
| Konrad Laimer | Amadou Haidara | ||
| Angeliño | Dani Olmo | ||
| Nordi Mukiele | Yussuf Poulsen | ||
| André Silva | Hugo Novoa Ramos | ||
| Emil Forsberg | |||
| Christopher Nkunku |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gianluigi Donnarumma | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Keylor Navas | ||
| Marquinhos | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | Colin Dagba | ||
| Danilo Pereira | Thilo Kehrer | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Georginio Wijnaldum | Julian Draxler | ||
| Kylian Mbappé | Ander Herrera | ||
| Neymar | Mauro Icardi | ||
| Ángel Di María |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
FT: Paris Saint-Germain 3 - 2 RB Leipzig
Paris scorers: Kylian Mbappé (10'), Lionel Messi (67', 74' PEN)
RB Leipzig scorers: André Silva (28'), Mukiele (57')
Venue: Parc des Princes, Paris, France
Referee: Marco Guida (Italy)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Keylor Navas | Gianluigi Donnarumma | ||
| Nuno Mendes | Alexandre Letellier | ||
| Presnel Kimpembe | Layvin Kurzawa | ||
| Marquinhos | Colin Dagba | ||
| Achraf Hakimi | Thilo Kehrer | ||
| Marco Verratti | Abdou Diallo | ||
| Idrissa Gueye | Nathan Bitumazala | ||
| Ander Herrera | Georginio Wijnaldum | ||
| Julian Draxler | Éric Junior Dina Ebimbe | ||
| Kylian Mbappé | Danilo Pereira | ||
| Lionel Messi |
Manager: Mauricio Pochettino (Argentina)
| Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Péter Gulácsi | Josep Martínez | ||
| Angeliño | Benjamin Henrichs | ||
| Mamadou Simakan | Joško Gvardiol | ||
| Willi Orban | Kevin Kampl | ||
| Lukas Klostermann | Dominik Szoboszlai | ||
| Amadou Haïdara | Ilaix Moriba | ||
| Tyler Adams | Yussuf Poulsen | ||
| Konrad Laimer | Emil Forsberg | ||
| Nordi Mukiele | |||
| Christopher Nkunku | |||
| André Silva |
Manager: Jesse Marsch (United States)
