Jerry Blaine Puns

I have for sale the following:

14x 1st V3 $15 SOLD

12x Remedies $10 Each

10x Summer NOC (6 of each color) $5 Each

1x NOC Bundle $50 shipped

9x Blue Gatorbacks SOLD

2x Silver Gatorback SOLD

2x Black Stingers $27 SOLD

3x Red Stingers $22 Each

3x Gold Jerry's $80 Each

2x Pink Jerry's $23 Each

5x Blue Jerry's (Modern Feel) $9 Each

3x Teal Jerry's $9 Each

10x Red Jerry's $9 Each

Shipping is $5 1-3 decks, $8 for 3+, Shipping is available to US ONLY, NO TRADES, open to negotiations

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Since drafting a QB is the hot topic I complied a list of every first run quarterback drafted by team in the Super Bowl era. What team do you think has done the best & worst in picking franchise QB’s?

Bears (five): Mitchell Trubisky (2017); Rex Grossman (2003); Cade McNown (1999); Jim Harbaugh (1987); Jim McMahon (1982).

Bengals (six): Joe Burrow (2020); Carson Palmer (2003); Akili Smith (1999); David Klinger (1992); Jack Thompson (1979); Greg Cook (1969).

Bills (four): Josh Allen (2018); EJ Manuel (2013); J.P. Losman (2004); Jim Kelly (1983).

Broncos (four): Paxton Lynch (2016); Tim Tebow (2010); Jay Cutler (2006); Tommy Maddox (1992).

Browns (seven): Baker Mayfield (2018); Johnny Manziel (2014); Brandon Weeden (2012); Brady Quinn (2007); Tim Couch (1999); Bernie Kosar (1985 supplemental); Mike Phipps (1970).

Buccaneers (five): Jameis Winston (2015); Josh Freeman (2009); Trent Dilfer (1994); Vinny Testaverde (1987); Doug Williams (1978).

Colts (six): Andrew Luck (2012); Peyton Manning (1998); Jeff George (1990); John Elway (1983); Art Schlicter (1982); Bert Jones (1973).

Cardinals (six): Kyler Murray (2019); Josh Rosen (2018); Matt Leinart (2006); Timm Rosenbach (1989 supplemental); Kelly Stouffer (1987); Steve Pisarkiewicz (1977).

Chargers (four): Justin Herbert (2020); Eli Manning (2004); Ryan Leaf (1998); Marty Domres (1969).

Chiefs (three): Patrick Mahomes (2017); Todd Blackledge (1983); Steve Fuller (1979).

Cowboys (two): Troy Aikman (1989); Steve Walsh (1989 supplemental).

Dolphins (five): Tua Tagovailoa (2020); Ryan Tannehill (2012); Dan Marino (1983); Bob Griese (1967); Rick Norton (1966).

Eagles (three): Carson Wentz (2016); Donovan McNabb (1999); John Reaves (1972);

Falcons (five): Matt Ryan (2008); Michael Vick (2001); Chris Miller (1987); Steve Bartowski (1975); Randy Johnson (1966).

49ers (three): Alex Smith (2005); Jim Druckenmiller (1997); Steve Spurrier (1967).

Giants (four): Daniel Jones (2019); Philip Rivers (2004); Dave Brown (1992 supplemental); Phil Simms (1979).

Jaguars (three): Blake Bortles (2013); Blaine Gabbert (2011); Byron Leftwich (2003).

Jets (five): Sam Darnold (2018); Mark Sanchez (2009); Chad Pennington (2000); Ken O’Brien (1983); Richard Todd (1976).

Lions (five): Matthew Stafford (2009); Joey Harrington (2002); Andre Ware (1990); Chuck Long (1986); Greg Landry (1968).

Packers (five): Jordan Love (2020); Aaron Rodgers (2005); Rich Campbell (1981); Jerry Tagge (1972); Don Horn (1967).

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Happy Alpharetta Night II and Happy birthday Jerry! ( ~ };)

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Soundcheck: (reports of) Mercury, Thread, Mike's, And Flew Away, Evolve

Pre-set announcement (7:56pm): The severe weather has LEFT THE AREA (crowd cheers)

Set I (8:05 Eastern): Buried Alive(3), Set Your Soul Free (10), Reba (13), My Friend My Friend (6), 555 (6), Kill Devil Falls (7), Gotta Jibboo (8), Sparkle (6), Thread (8), Meat (6), Run Like an Antelope (11)

Set II (10:03 Eastern): More, Tweezer (34 and some change) > Twist > Piper, Farmhouse, Waste, First Tube

Encore (11:26 walk on): Sleeping Monkey, Tweezer Reprise

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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for the awards and kind words last night. My reddit account was blowin' up with notifications to the point where it just didn't tell me that I got 3 golds until I checked in the morning. To tell you the truth, running the setlist in the engaged and interactive way that I do, it is a bit too much to pay attention to my DMs.

I had a really fun time running the setlist thread in r/phish last night. So many positive comments, and just sharing in the groove with all of you. That, along with the phenomenal performance we all watched together, really made my night! I liked it so much that I'm running the setlist thread again tonight!!

Here's the poster for this weekend :) https://imgur.com/9uG5gtQ

Once again, LIVEPHISH is streaming the show live for 25 dollaridoos. The Phish channel on XM radio will be streaming the audio (last night they were about 30 seconds behind the live stream, but was soundboard quality. Usually, there are some MXLR streams that are just mirroring the XM radio feed-- not sure how Phish.Inc feels about that.

Here is the streaming-live comments link. I think this is more helpful for desktop users, but YMMV: https://reddit-stream.com/comments/ow2dah/

I am not here to share streams-- but if someone you know is looking to join a quest to find Zelda with their friend link, please do so in the DMs. I mean DM each other with streams-- not me :)

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happy new year fellow trancers! i thought i would take this opportunity of time off to actually cultivate and arrange my entry submission for the art of the mix trance competition!

i call this one summer energy : day / night. its a two disc mix, one for day and one for night.

the day mix is the chilled out ambient relaxing versions of the trance songs. the night mix is the trance BANGAs.

front cover

the day mix is kinda lazy on my part. i was toying with this idea of ambient trance for a while but didnt really have an application for it. when this mix compo came up, it was the perfect vehicle to deliver this idea. i picked some nice chillout versions of trance anthems. specifically avoiding southern sun and silence as per the rules. i actually really like the chill out versions of those songs but whatever. the mix is slow and lazy but that kinda matches the vibe. its supposed to be clubbed out, chillin in the sun, sipping on sangria and eating hamburgers that sorta thing before the night kicks in for full on-spangled mode 😂

Disc One : Day

• Salt Tank - Sargasso Sea
• Solar Stone - Seven Cities (Ambient Dub)
• Space Manoeuvres - Stage One (Blain Sandhag Mix)
• B.B.E. - Seven Days And One Week (Sindaar Remix)
• Accadia - Into The Dawn (Accadia Ambient Mix)
• Katcha - Touched By God (Katcha's Quiet Storm Mix)
• Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar (Michael Woods Remix)
• Humate - Love Stimulation (Michael Woods Remix)

gatefold

the night mix i actually originally recorded back in summer of 2003 on cassette but the quality and mixing was quite awful so i took the tracklisting and re-mixed it again, producing a 'redux' or recreated the original mix. the selections were ace and it had an amazing flow. very fast. ending up in the 150bpm territory so uno its gonna be good😂

Disc Two : Night

• DJ Sakin and Friends - Nomansland
• Ralph Fridge - Angel (Quake Remake)
• Mega lo Mania - Emotion (Frozen Remix)
• Rank 1 - Airwave (Rank 1 vs Dutch Force Remix)
• Gouryella - Ligaya (Airbase Remix)
• Underworld - Born Slippy (CJ Stone Remix)
• System F - Out Of The Blue (Second Edition)
• Peter Luts vs G Bric - Pacific Wish (Marc La Cruz Remix)
• Matt Darey - Liberation
• Fire and

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

George Blanda, Pete Beathard, Dan Pastorini, Ken Stabler, Archie Manning, Warren Moon, Steve McNair, Vince Young, Marcus Mariota, Matt Hasselbeck, Kerry Collins, Ryan Tannehill, Jacky Lee, Don Trull, Buddy Humphrey, Bob Davis, Charley Johnson, Jerry Rhome, Lynn Dickley, Kent Nix, John Hadl, Gifford Nielsen, John Reaves, Oliver Luck, Brent Pease, Cody Carlson, Billy Joe Tolliver, Bucky Rickardson, Chris Chandler, Will Furrer, Neil O'Donnell, Billy Volek, Matt Mauck, Chris Simms, Rusty Smith, Jake Locker, Zach Mettenberger, Charlie Whitehurst, Matt Cassel, and Blaine Gabbert. The list has been updated. Now go rank them.

I was so entertained by Alex's predictions in the last maxisode that I wanted to try and find all the accuracies I could, please comment any I missed! Some are a bit of a reach but still weird that he got them right lmao.

• "season 4 is going to suck" This is true

• "Rachel is going to have success" and "Will is going to coach a glee club"

• Kitty will show up and she's a cheerleader

• "Quinn will go to Yale and never be seen again" essentially

• (This happens in s5 but) Quinn is dating a rich man but won't end up with him

• Samcedes are not together, but are still friends

• Someone is offered a role on Broadway I'll count this, but it's Rachel auditioning rather than Mercedes

• (s5) Someone mistakes their dreams for Rachel's but it is Santana rather than Mercedes

• Mercedes gradually builds up her career and sings original songs

• Someone is hired as Will's assistant but it's Finn rather than Santana but is fired by the end of the season due to a love related issue, but it's Finn kissing Emma rather than Santana fighting someone for Brittany

• "A bland white boy joins the club" Clearly Ryder

• Santana moves in with Rachel in New York

• Rachel lives in a "shitty" beautiful apartment

• Hall Of Fame is sung but by s4 New Directions boys rather than Rachel

• Rachel works as a barista close enough to the diner

• Rachel dates a new character rather than Finn, the scenes are overly sexy but sadly it is not Skylar Austin, he's not here until next season

• Everybody Talks is sung but by Jake and Kitty rather than Rachel and Brody/Skylar Austin

• Sue has a baby and is nice for a bit then mean again, but nice again at Christmas

• Finchel are on the rocks/break up

• Everyone comes back for Will's wedding but Quinn will come back and they will not get married

• Unique and Kitty joins ND

• Brittany dates a white boy but it's Sam and not a new character and Santana is pissed

• Tina becomes the Jerry of Glee

• Kurt goes to New York without a plan but Blaine tells him to

• Kurt gets feelings for another actor but it's not as big of a deal because klaine aren't together

• Kurt and Rachel fight because of Rachel's success and attitude

• Someone will sing a duet with themselves but it won't be Idina and Shelby, it will be old vs new Rachel (ty Ian)

• This doesn't really count but I thought the life swap prediction was kind of spooky because Sam low ke

Who do you want to see playing the different roles?

So far we have:

Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington

King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as

Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa

THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis

I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey

Marbles (pre-production)
Stan

The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz

Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes

VampireS (filming)
Father Blake

2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers

Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad

Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief

The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob

Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Here are the names of every Republican senator and member of Congress who voted to sustain objections to certifying the electoral results in two states where Trump lost, Arizona and Pennsylvania, despite no evidence of fraud. The full House tallies for each vote are hereand here; the Senate votes are here and here.

In the Senate:

• Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
• Josh Hawley (R-Mo.)
• Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-Miss.)
• John Kennedy (R-La.)
• Cynthia Lummis (R-Wyo.)
• Roger Marshall (R-Kan.)
• Rick Scott (R-Fla.)
• Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.)

In the House:

• Robert Aderholt (R-Ala.)
• Rick Allen (R-Ga.)
• Jodey Arrington (R-Texas)
• Brian Babin (R-Texas)
• Jim Baird (R-Ind.)
• Jim Banks (R-Ind.)
• Cliff Bentz (R-Ore.)
• Jack Bergman (R-Mich.)
• Stephanie Bice (R-Okla.)
• Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.)
• Dan Bishop (R-N.C.)
• Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.)
• Mike Bost (R-Ill.)
• Mo Brooks (R-Ala.)
• Ted Budd (R-N.C.)
• Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.)
• Michael Burgess (R-Texas)
• Ken Calvert (R-Calif.)
• Kat Cammack (R-Fla.)
• Jerry Carl (R-Ala.)
• Buddy Carter (R-Ga.)
• John Carter (R-Texas)
• Madison Cawthorn (R-N.C.)
• Steve Chabot (R-Ohio)
• Ben Cline (R-Va.)
• Michael Cloud (R-Texas)
• Andrew Clyde (R-Ga.)
• Tom Cole (R-Okla.)
• Rick Crawford (R-Ark.)
• Warren Davidson (R-Ohio)
• Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.)
• Mario Diaz-Balart (R-Fla.)
• Byron Donalds (R-Fla.)
• Jeff Duncan (R-S.C.)
• Neal Dunn (R-Fla.)
• Ron Estes (R-Kan.)
• Pat Fallon (R-Texas)
• Michelle Fischbach (R-Minn.)
• Scott Fitzgerald (R-Wis.)
• Chuck Fleischmann (R-Tenn.)
• Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.)
• Scott Franklin (R-Fla.)
• Russ Fulcher (R-Idaho)
• Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.)
• Mike Garcia (R-Calif.)
• Bob Gibbs (R-Ohio)
• Carlos Gimenez (R-Fla.)
• Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)
• Bob Good (R-Va.)
• Lance Gooden (R-Texas)
• Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.)
• Garret Graves (R-La.)
• Sam Graves (R-Mo.)
• Mark Green (R-Tenn.)
• Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)
• Morgan Griffith (R-Va.)
• Michael Guest (R-Miss.)
• Jim Hagedorn (R-Minn.)
• Andy Harris (R-Md.)
• Diana Harshbarger (R-Tenn.)
• Vicky Hartzler (R-Mo.)
• Kevin Hern (R-Okla.)
• Yvette Herrell (R-N.M.)
• Jody Hice (R-Ga.)
• Clay Higgins (R-La.)
• Richard Hudson (R-N.C.)

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.