33 Hilarious Jerks Of All Trades Puns

Jerk of all trades board

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👤︎ u/PantherInCrime

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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call me a Jerk of all trades

I think calling myself a jack of all trades does a deservice to how many times I have fucked up.

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👤︎ u/AffectionateStrike6

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Jerk of all trades Master of most

31 year old female recently moved to North Carolina near Raleigh. Stayed in motels, airbnb n slept in my car the first 3 months but i can't complain. I had a temp job which worked out because i had a way of making some money to at least get meals and gas. Now my job is over and i got another one which is seasonal but the hours vary from 4 to 6 hrs a day 4 times a week. The pay is enough to support me but i have an apartment right now and with 230 every week I'm barely able to pay my rent and bills. ( my job ended abruptly hence why I'm in a predicament)

While asking for money will help me, i would rather get a job. Dont care if its for a week , a month or a day i just need to make something so i can pay my December and at least January rent or i will be kicked out and faced with legal fees which i cannot afford and neither can i move back home because i dont have one.

I pride myself in my work ethic, patience and ability to learn things quickly. I might ask you a billion questions the first couple days but its because i make my reference notes as detailed as i can. I'm not looking for a fancy job, i have done some pet sitting, dog walking, house sitting, housework. I have also worked in warehouses, doctors office, been involved with senior care and disabilities of all kinds. My passion is anything hands on and if i haven't done it before i get so excited just to learn something new. I'm free from 10pm to 10am as my seasonal job requires me to be available from 11am to 9 p.m

If someone can get me something soon i would realy appreciate it and be grateful. If not a good lift me message up would make my day better too.

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👤︎ u/ratherbesleepthanwok

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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The management of this team is not getting enough credit for making trades to turn Drew Hutch into all-star slugger OF

Teoscar is still in his prime~~

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👤︎ u/blazinglight19

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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[Seravalli] All indications are Vegas and Buffalo are well down the track in discussions of what framework of a Jack Eichel trade would look like. Where does it stand now? Many moving parts: roster, cap and injury complications. Amadio waiver claim was interesting. Will it get done? 🤷🏼‍♂️ twitter.com/frank_seraval…

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👤︎ u/Austin63867

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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Copy the Trades of All Hedge Funds

Over lockdown I created a website that lets you search the holdings of every fund but also allows you to custom search, rank and filter based on your own criteria. For example you can filter/search for stocks based on these criteria:

How many funds hold the stock

How many funds are increasing/decreasing their holding vs last quarter

How many funds have entered/exited the stock vs last quarter

How many funds have the stock within their top 10 holdings by value

How the stock price has evolved over the last two quarter

There are websites out there that cosolidate this data but I got annoyed having to search stocks and funds individually - they didnt allow me to mass search and filter down on specific criteria. Plus for any more premium features you had to pay. I have made the site fully free with no ads and no sign ups.

I would be absolutely thrilled if you could check it out and let me know any feedback at all no mater how small.

This data is not perfect in that (1) funds have 45 days to submit their data to the SEC after the quarter close so it's somewhat old by the time you see it and (2) of course some funds play tricks in liquid positions selling their holdings prior to the quarter end so they don't need to disclose their positions (3) they don't need to disclose their short positions and sometimes they can more than offset the reported long positions. That all said, I have been using this data for a long time and fnd it so useful to spot trends to more fully inform my investment choices.

(Optimised for desktop - mobile is fine but a bit clunky)

Check it out here: https://www.track-funds.com

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👤︎ u/growamullet

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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[Heyman] Yankees met with reps for all top lefthanded-hitting 1B, including Freddie Freeman. Of course the Braves would seem most likely to retain Freeman, while Rizzo and perhaps trade candidate Olson, among others, may be more realistic for NYY. But it’s worth investigating the great FF twitter.com/jonheyman/sta…

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👤︎ u/Bulletz4Brkfzt

📅︎ Nov 15 2021

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I started making plant stands and they have become quite popular! What a dream to be able to combine my trade and my passion for plants! I appreciate all of you in this group! reddit.com/gallery/qx6teb

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👤︎ u/surfing813

📅︎ Nov 19 2021

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Finally acquired my dream weapon (QE25 Fixer) after about 750 levels over 3 characters and 241 trades. I’ve never related to a South Park line more in my life. Thanks to all who helped me get to here. Look for a giveaway of some kind today to celebrate!

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👤︎ u/Dan__Glesak

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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The Dutch government passed a bill on the 9th of November which instantly prohibits all trade and possession of snus / nicopods.

Absolutely braindead decision, I'm sure people converting to smoking cigs is a much healthier option. Anyway, it was a nice ride.

(edit: possession is NOT illegal, only the sale in the Netherlands. Tysm u/twitchy_1990 for kindly pointing that out 😘)

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👤︎ u/phlyder

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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[LF] cherries. [FT] Willing to pay or trade other fruits or crops (I have all of them) 🍒🍒

Guess the fool who sold all of their cherries (and doesn’t like how the trees look so never planted any) and so can’t cook any of the cherry based items 😭 Realistically only looking for a couple so I can plant them. I’m happy to pay you for your efforts or see what you need and if I’ve got it it’s yours ☺️

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👤︎ u/OgAmyCakes

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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Mazda of All Trades is Achievable

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👤︎ u/Caje_

📅︎ Dec 09 2021

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[US-IL] [H] Collected editions of all flavors $5 and up, a few keys, and plenty of sets/runs [W] Paypal, my trade list

Edit: PRICES LOWERED!!!

Selling books to buy more books! What could go wrong? Happy to supply pics or more info about anything. Add $5 for shipping unless otherwise noted “shipped”.

Mainly looking to sell, but my wantlist is as follows:

Booster Gold HC 2

Deadly Class OHC vol. 2

Daredevil by Mark Waid omni 2

Descender OHC 2

Middlewest complete HC

Absolute Dark Knight Returns or “Saga” OHC

Absolute Watchmen

Green Lantern Johns Omni 3

X-Men by Fraction complete collection 1

Injustice: Year Zero HC

Saga of the Swamp Thing vol 5&6

John Constantine (Sandman U) vol. 2

Jupiter’s Circle book 2 (no Netflix logo)

Deadpool classic 11

Green Lantern: Emerald Warriors HC

Justice League: Generation Lost HC

Y: the Last Man compendium 1

Family Tree vol. 3

Old Man Logan

White Knight: Harley Quinn

Harrow County omni TP vol. 2

Swamp Thing: New Roots (Russel/Hester)

Gideon Falls HC 1

Nuclear Family TP (Aftershock)

Time Before Time TP

OHC, TPBs: https://imgur.com/gallery/OnAXqKP

Deadly Class OHC vol. 1 DCBS variant SEALED $50 shipped (cover price) https://imgur.com/gallery/KGiJefZ
Alias (MAX printing) TPB 1-2 $18 shipped OBO
Batgirl: Year One TPB (first print) $20 shipped
Batman: Hush TPB $16 shipped
Batman Loeb/Sale TPB lot (Long Halloween, Catwoman: When in Rome TPB, Ghosts (prestige)) $45 shipped
Batman Who Laughs HC $16 shipped
Blackest Night TPB (signed by inker Prado) $13 shipped
Descender TP vol. 1-3 $24 shipped
Green Lantern Silver Age TPB vol. 1 $14 shipped
Harbinger Wars Compendium (VG) $35 shipped
Justice League of America 2 TPBs (Meltzer, “Tornado’s Path, Lightning Saga”) (one of the best JLA/JSA stories I’ve ever read) $25 shipped OBO https://imgur.com/gallery/OZvYPSN
Legion of Superheroes: Great Darkness Saga TPB OOP (first print! Okay condition) $18 shipped https://imgur.com/gallery/6tIvGoZ
Marvels (first print) $14 shipped
Mister Miracle HC (standard size). Flipped through, never read) $28 shipped.
Sheriff of Babylon TPB vol. 1-2 (ex-library books) $13 shipped
Black Hammer: Sherlock Frankenstein $11
The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys TPB $12 shipped
Weapon X (early printing, great condition) $15 shipped
HoX/PoX TPB complete $35 shipped
Y: the Last Man TPBs 1-4 $2

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/jibbleschmitt

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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Jack of all Trades, Master of None

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👤︎ u/-Riukkuyo-

📅︎ Oct 25 2021

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Welcome To ELONSPACE A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!

https://preview.redd.it/v7saqw0ygl281.jpg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f8546527e211e199679d8b4cb340da0f356abd

Welcome To ELONSPACE

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!

.

Information

Max supply: 100.000.000.000

Max planet supply: 100

Price Of Planet: 1.000.000.000

Pink-Presale : 40%

Liquidity : 25%

Locked Tokens & Promotion : 25%

Airdrop & Contests : 5%

Development & Team : 5%

https://t.me/elonspacebsc

Website

https://www.elonspace.info

Twitter

https://twitter.com/ElonSpaceBsc

ELON SPACE TOKEN

https://bscscan.com/token/0x95710692a1601e6830E8Ccb036484565702De918

ELON SPACE NFT

https://bscscan.com/token/0xF67d2C37651c023FA99D7aa02f119D1D623f231c

PINK-PRESALE (6 DECEMBER 2021)

https://www.pinksale.finance/#/launchpad/0xA10c3eD0448C837be3c094934d8cC49f0155546D?chain=BSC

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What We Have ?

- NFT Market Place (first NFT-ERC20 tokens)

- AirDrop system

- Decentralized LaunchPad

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Future Plans After Launch ?

- Play-Earn Game

- Farming System

ElonSpace (https://www.elonspace.info/)

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form.

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👤︎ u/ShitCoinMachine

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Please send offers for these petz. There's a lot more than this, these are the best/special ones! (user: SomeRandomThing) I'm also looking to swap luxes for starfloof partz (not eyes and ears, I already have those). All of these petz are in "Pets For Purchase" or "Hard Trade" boxes. reddit.com/gallery/r51iuf

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👤︎ u/somerandomthings-

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Lots of hunting this past week :) I’m always looking to grow my misprint collection. I have all runs and stamps for trade for any other misprints or cold hard cash on my end :) looking for mostly glow multi stamps and first run multi stamped Alphas.

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👤︎ u/Shart9

📅︎ Nov 23 2021

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Putting my 8 inch axolotl trio up for trade. Ideally I would like to bundle all of them for one of my DISOs. reddit.com/gallery/quz3lu

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👤︎ u/Sunnystateofmind

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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Probe's Knee-Jerk Reaction to the Raiders trades 3-Round Mock (No Trades, No Explanation, Just 3 Rounds of Spicy Goodness)

ROUND 1:

1.01: Arizona Cardinals: Nick Bosa, Edge, Ohio State

1.02: San Francisco 49ers: Josh Allen, Edge, Kentucky

1.03: New York Jets: Quinnen Williams, DI, Alabama

1.04: Oakland Raiders: Brian Burns, Edge, Florida State

1.05: Tampa Bay Bucs: Ed Oliver, DI, Houston

1.06: New York Giants: Dwayne Haskins, QB, Ohio State

1.07: Jacksonville Jaguars: Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma

1.08: Detroit Lions: Montez Sweat, Edge, Mississippi State

1.09: Buffalo Bills: Andre Dillard, OT, Washington State

1.10: Denver Broncos: Devin White, LB, Louisiana State

1.11: Cincinnati Bengals: Jonah Williams, OL, Alabama

1.12: Green Bay Packers: TJ Hockenson, TE, Iowa

1.13: Miami Dolphins: Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida

1.14: Atlanta Falcons: Christian Wilkins, DI, Clemson

1.15: Washington Redskins: Drew Lock, QB, Missouri

1.16: Carolina Panthers: Clelin Ferrell, Edge, Clemson

1.17: Cleveland Browns: Rashan Gary, DI/DE, Michigan

1.18: Minnesota Vikings: Cody Ford, OL, Oklahoma

1.19: Tennessee Titans: DK Metcalf, WR, Ole Miss

1.20: Pittsburgh Steelers: Devin Bush, LB, Michigan

1.21: Seattle Seahawks: Jerry Tillery, DI, Notre Dame

1.22: Baltimore Ravens: Chris Lindstrom, OG, Boston College

1.23: Houston Texans: Greedy Williams, CB, Louisiana State

1.24: Oakland Raiders: Nasir Adderley, FS, Delaware

1.25: Philadelphia Eagles: Garrett Bradbury, OL, NC State

1.26: Indianapolis Colts: Jeffery Simmons, DI, Mississippi State

1.27: Oakland Raiders: Josh Jacobs, RB, Alabama

1.28: Los Angeles Chargers: Dalton Risner, OL, Kansas State

1.29: Kansas City Chiefs: Deionte Thompson, FS, Alabama

1.30: Green Bay Packers: Taylor Rapp, SS, Washington

1.31: Los Angeles Rams: Jachai Polite, Edge, Florida

1.32: New England Patriots: Noah Fant, TE, Iowa

ROUND 2:

2.33: Arizona Cardinals: N'Keal Harry, WR, Arizona State

2.34: Indianapolis Colts: Byron Murphy, CB, Washington

2.35: Oakland Raiders: Mack Wilson, LB, Alabama

2.36: San Francisco 49ers: AJ Brown, WR, Ole Miss

2.37: New York Giants: DeAndre Baker, CB, Georgia

2.38: Jacksonville Jaguars: Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma

2.39: Tampa Bay Bucs: Yodny Cajuste, OT, West Virginia

2.40: Buffalo Bills: Deebo Samuel, WR, South Carolina

2.41: Denver Broncos: Amani Oruwariye, CB, Penn State

2.42: Cincinnati Bengals: Dexter Lawrence, DI, Clemson

**2.43:

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/AnalAttackProbe

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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Man of all trades v.redd.it/kss6wzwb2vz71

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👤︎ u/letTfueFly

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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Why don’t people just trade one stock all day?

Question from a noob

Hey guys, I apologize in advance if this isn’t the right place to post this. I’ve been in the stock game for about a year now and I have a stupid question. Is there a reason people don’t just repeatedly focus on buying and selling one stock many times throughout the day? I know that makes you a pattern day trader, so you need to have 25k in your account at all times but besides that are there any “downfalls”? Maybe tax implications? It seems very easy to me to learn a stock and to play it on dips and rips throughout the day. For the past week I’ve been doing very well just focusing on one stock and buying/selling many times throughout the day, am I missing something?

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👤︎ u/kope92

📅︎ Nov 17 2021

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What makes Veruseum a jack-of-all-trades?

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👤︎ u/Lost_Tumbleweed_2203

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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All of these 2021 A&G insert minis are for trade! Mini needs will be in comments. Also looking for some foils and base minis and parallels in return. reddit.com/gallery/pszhwm

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👤︎ u/Tonyjord3

📅︎ Sep 22 2021

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[Allbright] Per Broncos source: “Lol, no. We have no plans to trade Jerry Jeudy after signing Courtland [Sutton] and Tim [Patrick]. All three factor into our long term plans.” twitter.com/allbrightnfl/…

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👤︎ u/vonheisenberg

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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[Fowler] Panthers are activating All-Pro corner Stephon Gilmore off PUP for Sunday's game against Atlanta, per sources. Set to make his debut for Carolina after big trade with Patriots. twitter.com/jfowlerespn/s…

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👤︎ u/social_distant_joe

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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TIL Doc Aphra #7 has Princess Leia reenacting one of the most controversial and poorly received arcs from TLJ, because ruining the OT isn't good enough. We need to ruin their friendship as well if we want the new generation to prosper. PS: Are all women in Star Wars the jerk boss from Dilbert now?

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👤︎ u/ThePeachesandCream

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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The real crimes are being swept under the rug and y'all are too busy DRS'ing to care: "Robinhood’s President, whom somehow is permitted to day-trade stocks despite his position at a retail brokerage house, effectively traded on material non-public information, while also tipping others off..." thedeepdive.ca/did-robinh…

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👤︎ u/Appropriate_Elk_3827

📅︎ Oct 16 2021

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This is now a pro Sami Zayn sub after not only defending the honor of our King, but creating the ultimate jerk by ELIMINATING the ultimate jerk.

Vince is so good at what he does. Nobody could've seen that win coming.

Sami is the ultimate Goof after not only eliminating the "DAE suddenly we love" Jeff Hardy again, but also dumping him after he tossed out our King.

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👤︎ u/ghostedhorse

📅︎ Nov 27 2021

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TIL that Van Halen stipulated in their performance contracts that a bowl of M&M's, with all of the brown M&M's removed, was to be placed in their dressing room. They didn't do this to be jerks, but as a simple test to see if more important safety and quality specifications were attended to as well. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van…

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👤︎ u/CayoRon

📅︎ Feb 14 2019

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Lots UFS/UFT! Some are only for trade. Most have tags. Feel free to comment or PM me! DISOs/ISOs on last pic, but open to all offers! reddit.com/gallery/r58zcs

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👤︎ u/Ok-Psychology1589

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Welcome To ELONSPACE A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!..

Welcome To ELONSPACE

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!

Information

Max supply: 100.000.000.000

Max planet supply: 100

Price Of Planet: 1.000.000.000

Pink-Presale : 40%

Liquidity : 25%

Locked Tokens & Promotion : 25%

Airdrop & Contests : 5%

Development & Team : 5%

https://t.me/elonspacebsc

Website

https://www.elonspace.info

Twitter

https://twitter.com/ElonSpaceBsc

ELON SPACE TOKEN

https://bscscan.com/token/0x95710692a1601e6830E8Ccb036484565702De918

ELON SPACE NFT

https://bscscan.com/token/0xF67d2C37651c023FA99D7aa02f119D1D623f231c

PINK-PRESALE (6 DECEMBER 2021)

https://www.pinksale.finance/#/launchpad/0xA10c3eD0448C837be3c094934d8cC49f0155546D?chain=BSC

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What We Have ??

- NFT Market Place (first NFT-ERC20 tokens)

- AirDrop system

- Decentralized LaunchPad

--------

Future Plans After Launch ?

- Play-Earn Game

- Farming System

ElonSpace (https://www.elonspace.info/)

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form.

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👤︎ u/ShitCoinMachine

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Welcome To ELONSPACE A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!.

https://preview.redd.it/ffogq9kghl281.jpg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374924d69efda171f105c8b8a849d9cfb5d48431

Welcome To ELONSPACE

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!

Information

Max supply: 100.000.000.000

Max planet supply: 100

Price Of Planet: 1.000.000.000

Pink-Presale : 40%

Liquidity : 25%

Locked Tokens & Promotion : 25%

Airdrop & Contests : 5%

Development & Team : 5%!

https://t.me/elonspacebsc

Website

https://www.elonspace.info

Twitter

https://twitter.com/ElonSpaceBsc

ELON SPACE TOKEN

https://bscscan.com/token/0x95710692a1601e6830E8Ccb036484565702De918

ELON SPACE NFT

https://bscscan.com/token/0xF67d2C37651c023FA99D7aa02f119D1D623f231c

PINK-PRESALE (6 DECEMBER 2021)

https://www.pinksale.finance/#/launchpad/0xA10c3eD0448C837be3c094934d8cC49f0155546D?chain=BSC

--------

What We Have ?

- NFT Market Place (first NFT-ERC20 tokens)

- AirDrop system

- Decentralized LaunchPad

--------

Future Plans After Launch ?

- Play-Earn Game

- Farming System

ElonSpace (https://www.elonspace.info/)

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form.

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👤︎ u/ShitCoinMachine

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Welcome To ELONSPACE A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze! ||

https://preview.redd.it/hv822kpqgl281.jpg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac36bd032a1a81f051f14422d05ff7ac84172ac

Welcome To ELONSPACE

A platform that enables you to trade planets, stars and moons in NFT form. Join us in our mission to tokenize them all and become part of the ELONSPACE NFT craze!

Information

Max supply: 100.000.000.000

Max planet supply: 100

Price Of Planet: 1.000.000.000

Pink-Presale : 40%.

Liquidity : 25%

Locked Tokens & Promotion : 25%

Airdrop & Contests : 5%

Development & Team : 5%

https://t.me/elonspacebsc

Website

https://www.elonspace.info