Jehovah’s Witnesses Puns

A list of puns related to "Jehovah’s Witnesses"

What do Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in, but never comes true?

That I will open the door.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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👤︎ u/namean_jellybean
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween

I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors

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👤︎ u/tedt93
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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My friend, who is a Jehovah’s Witness, is really mad at me.

He told me a Knock Knock joke, and I refused to answer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.

It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home

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👤︎ u/YellowSnow2807
📅︎ May 12 2020
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