Jeff Colby Puns

Even in season 1, Jeff was more important to the show but he has less screentime and less episodes than Culhane. Jeff is a Colby he should be more important than Culhane who has no connection to the Carringtons or Colby. I don't understand why Culhane is still on the show. In season 1 he was Fallon's on-again-off-again boyfriend. In season 2 he was part of the love triangle with Fallon and Liam. But in seasons 3 and 4, what is his purpose? The focus on the show should be on the Carringtons and the Colby's and side characters like Culhane, Sam, Kirby, and Liam shouldn't be taking up so much screentime. After the show got rid of Steven and Monica, Sam and Kirby are supposed to be Fallon's best friends so I understand their screentime. And Liam is Fallon's husband. But Culhane isn't really friends with any of the Carrington's or Colby's and he doesn't really have much going on. I feel like Culhane should have been moved to a recurring role or written off from the show. I don't know why the writers like Culhane so much.

In the first episode of Heroes VS Villains, Jeff says that Colby was so popular in The Australian Outback, fans of Survivor named their kids after him. I looked up the popularity of the name Colby over time, and it did in fact peak in 2001 (the year his first season aired). In 2000, 1,620 babies were named Colby, and in 2001, 3,979 were, making it the 99th most popular name for boys that year. Could be a coincidence, but given how popular the show was at that point, and how much people liked Colby, I think there’s definitely correlation there.

It’s a really minor detail, but it still confuses me. In what world is Texas the West Coast??

Am i the only one who thinks Colby would be a great replacement for Probst when he retires? He has hosted a show so he has some experience. And also, he is the original fan favorite. (They named babies and dogs after the man).

Am I the only one who is tired of the Jeff Colby storyline?

I feel like his situation should have began and ended in Season 1.

Hey everyone! I just finished listening to Lex’s RHAP episode, and he mentioned that before All Stars started filming Colby called him out of the blue to ask if he would work w him on the show. Lex also said he wouldn’t be surprised if Jeff had told Colby who was 1) on the season and 2) what tribes those people were on. Obviously this is still just speculation, but what do u guys think about it? I wasn’t aware that Colby and Jeff had any relationship outside of the show.

I am a very occasional lurker in here, so I hope this post is welcome.

I've been trying to find some lighter hearted TV during the pandemic, so I decided to watch the CW's Dynasty reboot. I remember the original, and started watching casually with some friends last year, and I kinda forgot about the reboot till I saw it on Netflix.

The fashion on the show is pretty killer. And it is a toss up on who is winning in terms of wardrobe: Fallon, Sam, or Jeff. The men are eye candy in the CW way, but the whole cast gets to rock a killer and luxe wardrobe. Jeff's outfits often steal the scene.

Here is a quick article on the style in the show. Here is a quick album I put together with a random assortment of photos from all 3 seasons.

So Jeff Colby is sort of a villain and he is supposed to be a tech billionaire. He wears a lot of Gucci and ocassionally wears Nigerian outfits and wax print fabrics. He is often seen in a perfectly cut suit, but his casual wear is on point as well. It is not often that men on TV get to have as much fun with style as the women, but this show bucks the trend. The actor, Sam Adegoke, is #stylegoals too. He is crazy stylish, here is his IG. Seriously, you should watch for the clothes.

Wedding outfit (if I recall correctly)

What are your theories on how the poison Adam put in the paint is going to affect Colby, moving forward?

In my best ability to keep the season spoiler-free, Jeff asked Colby a simple question of if he was having fun. Colby's response got me thinking. He tells Jeff that this season isn't as fun as the ones he's previously been on due to the restraints of being unable to explore. He refers to a season where he used to go cliff diving off camera and said that he misses that aspect of the game. What I'm wondering is, what are some of the best examples of seasons where the cast did actually get a chance to explore and interact more with their surroundings?

There are the known really terrible ones, like Caramoan. But which are the best?

I think this may be the first confirmation in all of Survivor history that Jeff Probst eats food. Although we can’t 100% conform that he ate that slice of pizza, as we only saw him grab it, it seems highly likely that Jeff does in fact eat. I mean this IS Survivor season 41, this IS an entirely new show, and like Jeff said drop the 4 and keep the 1, but still I was not prepared for this. Was anyone else as shocked as me? I thought he had some alternative form of energy fueling him, am I alone?

He tries to make some deep life lesson out of literally every little thing to happen

In Season 1, the cast featured only 8 main characters. Season 2 had 10 main characters and now in present day we have 12 main characters. - If the cast were to be shortened to only 8 characters, what cuts would you make? Would you revive old characters like Celia and Steven, or would you promote recurring ones like Monica?

Try to think of the potential that characters have, instead of their storylines, since we know a lot of characters have great potential but have mediocre storylines...

Greetings Survivor Reddit. Just joined this subreddit today. I was introduced to this magnificent series over the Pandemic and wasted little time binging all 41 seasons. Honestly I’m not sure why it took me 28 years into my life to finally watch Survivor but it was well worth the wait. I started off on Cagayan on Netflix last May and was hooked right off the bat. Next, I watched Pearl Islands and Cook Islands before deciding that I was going to do a proper 6-month binge of the show from season 1. At that point I began taking notes of the seasons and giving a numerical score which formed my initial list. The rankings are according to how much I enjoyed the seasons but I tried not to hold it against the seasons where I already knew the winner ahead of time due to spoilers (those seasons are denoted with an asterisk * ).

As a general note about my philosophy in Survivor, the winner is always worthy as the entire point of the game is to reach the finals and convince the jury to give you the votes. However, sometimes I might find a winner underwhelming due to an unsatisfactory narrative arc or not receiving proper attention by the edit. I personally feel like the most recent seasons have been too Advantage and Idol heavy. I would say I prefer a good storyline to a flashy move at tribal.

Feel free to comment and criticize my list as I am sure plenty of people will disagree. I am sure long-time fans will have way more knowledge and insight than me. From what I understand from other rankings I have seen online my rankings for Borneo and Fiji are probably sacrilegious. Without further ado here are my rankings of all 41 seasons of survivor:

1. Cagayan (season 28) 9.6

While I admit this season might have a slight advantage since I watched it first, I still feel confident placing it first. Cagayan has a great cast with consistent entertainment all the way through; from the brains tribe debacle at the beginning to some shocking blindsides in the post-merge. The last three immunity challenges were absolute nail biters and ultimately the season had a great winner although it only happened due to a highly questionable decision by Woo/manipulation from Tony. Tony finely walks the line between genius and insane which makes for a hell of a ride.

2. Heroes versus Villains (Season 20) 9.5*

What a great theme for a season that incorporated an absolute all-star cast and started with a banger of a pilot episode. I am normally a post-merge guy but the pre-merge

Let's start with a dumb question: why isn't every voted out contestant a part of the jury? Why do we usually start the jury around the merge?

Even if you don't know the answer, you can probably guess it. You want each juror to have a certain level of familiarity with the final 2 or 3. Having Sekou Bunch decide the winner of Survivor Cook Islands between Yul and Ozzy would be pretty stupid, because he literally never interacted with those two people. His vote would be entirely based on what he saw from his place on the jury, not on what he saw in the game. What's fun about a Survivor jury is that it ISN'T impartial, each juror comes with a personal bias.

But let's expand on that idea a little bit. In order to vote for a winner, you should have a certain level of familiarity with the final 2 or 3. But then wouldn't it make sense that your vote carries more weight if you are more familiar with the final 2 or 3? Let's look at Survivor 41 as an example: people like Heather and Ricard were on the beach essentially the entire time. They have a much more clear idea of how the endgame shook out and how the final three ended up at final tribal council than just about anyone. Someone like Tiffany, on the other hand, was voted out early in the merge and spent 10 of the 26 days in the game sitting on the jury, only privy to what happens at tribal council (and whatever is discussed at Ponderosa). Does it make sense that Tiffany's vote at final tribal council carries the same weight as Ricard's or Heather's?

I personally don't think it does. I think it would be much more fair to weigh each jurors vote based on the order they were voted out. So to continue to use Survivor 41 as an example, Tiffany was the first juror, so her final tribal council vote would be worth 1. Naseer was the second juror, so his final tribal council vote would be worth 2. We keep going all the way to Heather, who was the eighth juror, so her final tribal council vote would be worth 8. Under that system, Erika wins the game by a final vote of 30-6-0. Not that interesting, but it shouldn't be. Erika won in a runaway, this system reflects that.

It gets a little more interesting when you start going through the history of the show:

1. Rich beats Kelly 19-9

2. Tina beats Colby 16-12

3. Ethan beats Kim 22-6

4. Neleh beats Vecepia 15-13, backed by both Kathy and Paschal with 6 and 7 point votes for Neleh

5. Brian beats Clay 22-6

6. Jenna beats Matthew 22-6

7. Sandra beats Lil 25-3

8. Bosto

Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part four of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part four!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO) | Part 5 (MT-OH)

#Kansas

• Home Stadium: Children's Mercy Park, Kansas City (Capacity: 18,500)
• Notable players: Nick Besler, Dániel Sallói, and Tyler Freeman
• Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Trinidad and Tobago
• Rivals: Missouri, Nebraska, and Colorado

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I have way too much time on my hands so I decided to make this lol. Maybe I'll update it with future returnee seasons, I don't rly know, I just thought this would be fun since I'm super into Survivor statistics and shit.

• Natalie Anderson: 1.5
• Michele Fitzgerald: 2
• Ben Driebergen: 3
• Reiman Bledsoe: 3 (or 3.5 if you consider him a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
• Tai Trang, Denise Stapley: 3.5
• Nick Wilson: 4
• Tasha Fox: 4 (or 4.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
• Keith Nale, Big Tom, Danielle DiLorenzo, John Cochran: 4.5
• Amanda Kimmel: 4.67
• Kim Spradlin-Wolfe, Erik Reichenbach, Gervase Peterson: 5
• Sarah Lacina: 5.33
• Sophie Clarke, Troyzan Robertson, Stephen Fishbach. Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien, Jenna Lewis: 5.5
• Parvati Shallow, Abi-Maria Gomes, Phillip Sheppard, Lex can den Berghe, Aras Baskauskas: 6
• Dawn Meehan: 6 (or 6.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Caramoan)
• Colby Donaldson, Jeremy Collins, Coach Wade: 6.33
• Adam Klein, Courtney Yates, Kelly Wiglesworth, REDACTED: 6.5
• Andrea Boehlke: 6.67
• Ozzy Lusth: 6.75
• Tony Vlachos, Wendell Holland, FFGCSDTA, Eliza Orlins: 7
• Cirie Fields: 7.25
• Jerri Manthey: 7.33
• Russel Hantz: 7.33 (11.25 if you count AUS Survivor)
• Yul Kwon, David Wright, Richard Hatch: 7.5
• Aubry Bracco, Tina Wesson: 7.67
• Brenda Lowe, Laura Morret, Kass McQuillen, Woo Hwang, Alicia Calaway, Shii Ann Huang, Monica Culpepper: 8
• Sandra Diaz-Twine: 8.25
• Ami Cusack, Sue Hawk, Brad Culpepper, Tom Westman, Jenna Morasca: 8.5
• Boston Rob: 8.6
• Tyson Apostol: 8.75
• Amber Mariano, JT Thomas, Kimmi Kappenberg, Terry Deitz, Rob Cesternino: 9
• Kelley Wentworth, James Clement, Stephenie LaGrossa: 9.33
• Rupert Boneham, Zeke Smith, Corinne Kaplan, Bobby Jon Drinkard: 9.5
• Jonathan Penner: 9.67
• Ethan Zohn, Malcolm Freberg, Danni Boatwright, Debbie Wanner, Rudy Boesch: 10
• Michaela Bradshaw, Kat Edorsson, Brandon Hantz: 10.5
• Joe Anglim, Candice Cody: 10.67
• Yau-Man Chan, Andrew Savage: 11
• Monica Padilla, Peih-Gee Law, Sugar Kiper, Jonny Fairplay: 11.5
• Ciera Eastin: 11.67
• Hali Ford: 12
• Randy Bailey: 13
• Shirin Oskooi: 13.5
• Jeff Varner: 13.67
• Russell Swan: 14.5
• Vytas Baskauskas: 15
• Colton Cumbie: 16
• Caleb Reynolds: 16.5
• Francesca Hogi: 19

There’s often a stereotype associated with the executives who run our favorite teams: whip-smart young men with penchants for advanced mathematical modeling and Ivy League degrees to their names. But how does this archetypal image of MLB’s GM and PoBO sphere hold up in reality?

Scouring Wikipedia articles, LinkedIn pages, media guides, and the depths of local newspaper profiles, I’ve assembled a list of the top ~120 baseball executives—pulling 3-5 from each team—and their educational and occupational backgrounds. The job roles I pulled included presidents of baseball operations, general managers, vice presidents, assistant general managers, directors of operations, directors of analytics, and chief research and development folks.

I tracked their undergraduate majors, undergraduate schools, graduate degrees, graduate institutions, as well as executives’ first experience working in baseball and any prior non-athletic career experience.

First, let’s look at undergraduate majors. From most frequent to least frequent, executives studied: economics (16), communications (8), history (8), business administration (7), finance (5), mathematics (5), english (4), political science (4), sports management (4), psychology (4), accounting (2), American studies (1), biomedical engineering (1), cognitive science (1), computer science (1), east Asian studies (1), eastern languages and civilization (1), education (1), engineering physics (1), food and nutrition (1), art history (1), industrial engineering (1), industrial labor relations (1), information technology (1), journalism (1), kinesiology (1), latin classics (1), mechanical engineering (1), molecular biophysics (1), physical education (1), public policy (1), sociology (1), sports marketing (1), statistics (1).

I wasn’t able to find majors for some of the older executives, but this seems like a broad enough sampling.

Now, for undergraduate colleges and universities. From most frequent to least frequent, executives attended: Harvard (7), Yale (7), Princeton (5), Dartmouth (3), Haverford (3), Northwestern (3), Notre Dame (3), UC Berkeley (3), Cornell (2), George Mason (2), Georgetown (2), MIT (2), Tufts (2), Tulane (2), UC Davis (2), UC San Diego (2), UChicago (2), UPenn (2), University of Illinois

Casting:

- 70,000 people applied

- 800 were chosen to interview at different states and than 48 were chosen to go to final casting

- The 48 were wittled down to 26, it is rumored that one of these failed the psychological test so 25 went to the final interview

- Glenn Garcia from Big Brother 18 was among the top 25

- Tina was initially cut but the woman who was cast in her archetype dropped out after being hesitant of skydiving (how they were originally supposed to get on the island), this was despite Gretchen attempting to talk her into it.

- After being selected, each of the 16 contestants were sent to a different state with limited money and information on how to find the place to practice skydiving (sort of like an amazing race challenge it sounds like)

- Skydiving was eventually cancelled, which thrilled Mad Dog, who was terrified to do it

- They found out who were going to be on their tribes prior to pre-game Ponderosa (called "the ranch" back than) as they had them fly on a plane there and had them sit on opposite sides of one another

- Journals were not allowed as a luxury item this season. The only reason why Amber got one was because there was a mix-up with her luxury item at the ranch pre-season

- They were VERY strict about no talking/ ZERO interaction between the contestants pre-season

- Kel was rumored to have sewn beef jerkey into his underwear before going on the plane and was stopped by security

- For clothing, they were allowed one short sleeve shirt, one long sleeve, one pair of shorts, one pair of long pants, 2 pairs of shoes, 1 fleece, 1 raincoat, underwear, socks, and jewelry

- They were given nice Reebok (sponsor) backpacks to pack their stuff in only to later be given old, beat up ones to put it in prior to boarding the plane

- The entire season was delayed because Kel brought with him extra shoes on the plane among other unpermitted items and had to have his stuff rechecked before taking off

- Mad Dog had to use the bathroom in the plane and did so in a plastic bag

- They flew the plane around multiple times before landing, which is what got everybody sick

- Tina immediately used her "mom" strategy on the plane by offering others her nausea bag

Descriptions of audition tapes: https://www.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/742w7b/survivor_australian_outback_audition_tapes/

Jerri, Mitchell, and Keith al

The grand finale <3

10

Panama

They dont make TV like this anymore, and thats all I have to say <3

• Positives

  • The compelling

    • Cirie escaping the first elimination
    • Cirie and the 3-2-1 vote
    • Tina’s storyline
    • Underdog Sally (Casaya legends saving her <3)
    • Terry’s wife strategizing for him

  • The comical

    • Danielle almost winning by default
    • Shane calling Aras a golden boy that could levitate home at any moment
    • Bob dawg vs Ruth marie
    • Courtney being disrespectful to Bruce’s zen garden
    • Bob dawg vs Courtney
    • Austin flopping at the one strategic move he attempted, flop king <3
    • Danielle stating shes an athlete then immediately losing the first challenge

  • The entertaining

    • The Q&A reward challenge + Shanes subsequent meltdown
    • The terry asshole arc with Aras calling the wambulance and him and cirie in torch-gate, i mean she did drop her EQUIPMENT in front of him
    • Bob dawgs description of each tribe
    • Outhouse and wine gate
    • Melinda and Cirie being over the crackt casaya bitches

  • The iconic

    • Crackt kings and queens Casaya
    • Ciries opening confessionals
    • Danielles “get out, GET OUT”

  • The wholesome

    • Austin and Danielles random ass alliance

  • The ???

    • Courtney and the dead turtle
    • Shitty apartment gate
    • All of Bruce’s evacuation… like courtneys singing and shane being naked?? PLEASE
    • Aras and him trying to channel the fire, yas we love a winner with an OTTN premiere
    • The way ruth marie runs <3
    • Nicks final words ????

• Negatives

  • The annoying

    • Sally and Misty were robbed
    • Terrys personality

  • The ???

    • Why was it such a big deal that dan was an astronaut ?

9

Nicaragua

Fabulous season. Easily one of, if not, the best of the post 20 seasons.

• Positives

  • The compelling

    • Brendas story arc, like really no one does it like her anymore

  • The iconic

    • Survivor inadvertently immortalizing Purple Kelly
    • Marty calling Brenda the black widow, black mamba, and king cobra all rolled into one
    • Benry calling Alina a 100%, grade A, dirt squirrel
    • Dan stating that beauty fades, and dumb is forever
    • Purple kelly having nothing left to suck
    • Fabio owning Jeff with freudian psychology lolz

  • The comical

    • Naonka st

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

So a little bit ago I made a post about a draft I was doing. So we did the draft however one of the people involved has left so we were wondering if anyone would like to take over their roster. I’ll list the roster below:

• MJF
• FTR
• CM Punk
• Hangman Page
• Kevin Owens
• Chris Hero
• Cesaro
• Brock Lesnar
• Briscoes
• Sami Zayn
• Rascalz
• Colby Cornio
• Varsity Blondes
• Jon Moxley
• Sami Callahan
• Brody King
• PCO
• Minoru Suzuki
• Samoa Joe
• Eddie Kingston
• Santana & Ortiz
• Josh Alexander
• Ethan Page
• OGK
• Wardlow
• Shawn Spears
• Jacob Fatu
• Richard Holiday
• Alexander Hammerstone
• Chase Owens
• Keith Lee
• Lance Archer
• Davey Boy Smith Jr.
• Baron Corbin
• The Acclaimed
• Cody Rhodes
• Jeff Hardy
• Calvin Tankman

So if your interested comment below

Sorry I’m bored lol

But here we go

1. JT’s love letter
2. Shane’s thinking rock
3. Shane’s blackberry
4. Ozzy’s fake stick idol
5. Tom’s Truck 108 shirt
6. Phillip’s feather

https://preview.redd.it/a5ye3bmjdbm71.jpg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0969783e4894df0c322f9a3bc58a0ba0126c9019

The PWI “500” is not a ranking for the calendar year January through December. The “evaluation period” this year ran from July 1, 2020, through June 30, 2021.

1 Kenny Omega

2 Roman Reigns

3 Bobby Lashley

4 Drew McIntyre

5 Kota Ibushi

6 Jon Moxley

7 Will Ospreay

8 Finn Balor

9 Shingo Takagi

10 Rich Swann

11 Cody Rhodes

12 Randy Orton

13 Big E

14 Darby Allin

15 Tetsuya Naito

16 Karrion Kross

17 Ultimo Guerrero

18 Suwama

19 Chris Jericho

20 Jonathan Gresham

21 Orange Cassidy

22 Laredo Kid

23 Keiji Muto

24 Keith Lee

25 Kazuchika Okada

26 MJF

27 Braun Strowman

28 WALTER

29 EVIL

30 Nick Aldis

31 Jacob Fatu

32 Cesaro

33 PAC

34 Adam Page

35 AJ Styles

36 Daniel Bryan

37 Adam Cole

38 Miro

39 Jay White

40 Moose

41 Dragon Lee

42 El Hijo del Vikingo

43 Johnny Gargano

44 Trish Adora

45 Jey Uso

46 Jake Lee

47 Lee Moriarty

48 Seth Rollins

49 AJ Gray

50 Kyle O’Reilly

51 Jun Akiyama

52 Hiromu Takahashi

53 Lio Rush

54 Alexander

54 Hammerstone

55 Rey Fenix

56 Sheamus

57 Pagano

58 Shun Skywalker

59 Tom Lawlor

60 Go Shiozaki

61 Nick Gage

62 Hiroshi Tanahashi

63 Kevin Owens

64 Tony Deppen

65 Apollo Crews

66 Sammy Guevara

67 Takashi Sugiura

68 Caristico

69 Jungle Boy

70 Kofi Kingston

71 SANADA

72 Rohit Raju

73 Bronson Reed

74 Bray Wyatt

75 Eddie Kingston

76 Riddle

77 Eric Young

78 Trevor Murdoch

79 Naomichi Marufuji

80 Sami Zayn

81 Santos Escobar

82 Shinsuke Nakamura

83 Brian Cage

84 Myron Reed

85 Damian Priest

86 Eddie Edwards

87 Minoru Suzuki

88 Aron Stevens

89 The Miz

90 Tracy Williams

91 TJP

92 Chris Dickinson

93 Powerhouse Hobbs

94 Chris Bey

95 EFFY

96 Wheeler YUTA

97 WARHORSE

98 Da Pope

99 Black Taurus

100 Pete Dunne

101 Zack Sabre Jr.

102 El Desperado

103 Rey Mysterio

104 Lance Archer

105 Jeff Hardy

106 Joey Janela

107 Josh Alexander

108 Brody King

109 Fred Yehi

110 Jay Lethal

111 Allie Katch

112 Richard Holliday

113 Scorpio Sky

114 Sami Callihan

115 Pentagon Jr.

116 Matt Jackson

117 Nick Jackson

118 A-Kid

119 Mistico

120 Eita

121 Josh Woods

122 Ricky Starks

123 Ethan Page

124 JR Kratos

125 Kaito Kiyomiya

126 Tommaso Ciampa

127 Bandido

128 Mustafa Ali

129 QT Marshall

130 Kzy

131 Jay Briscoe

132 Kushida

133 Xavier Woods

134 Calvin Tankman

135 Brian Pillman Jr.

136 Konosuke Takeshita

137 JD Drake

138 Shane Ta

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Which survivor contestants are most likely to play a 4th time? Below are the possibilities (players who have played 3 times):

Aubrey, Amanda, Amber, Andrea, Jeremy, Colby, Coach, Sarah Lacina, Ethan, Joe Anglim, Jerri, Russell, Wentworth, Tony, Tina, Malcolm, JT, Penner, James, Stephanie LaGrossa, Candice, Ciera, and Jeff Varner

(While there are people I'd like to see back, I don't think there are any two time players that would come back two more times)

Personally, I think contenders are: Malcolm, and Ciera. Wentworth with a close outside chance. Coach as a long shot.

The Current "Four Timers" Club: Rupert, Ozzy, Tyson, Sandra, Cirie, Parvati, (and the only person to play 5 times) Boston Rob

*For this I am only talking about US survivor*

Some background: I watched Cagayan on Netflix at the end of July 21’ and was instantly addicted. The drama is just so good, I think I finished it in 3 days.

I remember watching a season of survivor when I was little so I asked my mom what that was and she said it was season 1. Don’t remember it all lol. My husband apparently used to watch it all the time when he was young too and actually remembered a lot of the older seasons but he said he stopped watching it once it got "so strategy focused." This kind of spurred me in my journey of wanting to watch all 40 seasons from the beginning to see how the show has evolved because I didn't realize the first seasons didn't have all the idols and backstabbing and crazy stuff going on.

I started watching from season 1 at the end of July and finished mid-December. So yes, some would call me a TV junkie but oh well. It became a nice background show for me to watch while I was building something or doing dishes.

Here are some of my general thoughts. And honestly, there's a lot I can't recall off the top of my head just because of how quickly I was going through this magnificent show. Here we go, I'm gonna try to limit each season to two sentences so this doesn't get insanely long.

1. Borneo-- Incredibly slow paced compared to the first season I watched, but what a fun (if not problematic at times) time capsule of 2000 was.

2. Australian Outback-- How could colby not win!? He was perfect in every way, loved all the challenges that the outback brought to them, the fire ones were especially wild (considering I live in the Sierra Nevada foothills where wildfires are a very real threat constantly). Also literally had no idea this is where Elizabeth Hasselback came from.

3. Africa-- fantastic season, cannot believe how real the predator threats were! Big Tom, while he would not be allowed on tv today, was hysterical.

4. Marquesas-- hated Rob, was so happy he was voted out, also didn't like Kathy, she was too high and mighty for me. a little too much religion centered for me, but hey, it was the early 2000s and I can still respect that people bond over that.

5. Thailand-- cannot believe they allowed the Ted/Ghandia thing to happen, let alone air it. also, justice for shii ann

6. The amazon-- loved rob, loved how they gave matt the crazy guy edit, and loved the men vs women beginning. was this the one where they had the swimming tank so the alligators (crocs? I cant remember) wouldn't eat them? wild.

Does anyone else find watching Survivor emotionally draining?

This is definitely an unpopular opinion, but I wanna get to the bottom of it. Be warned, this post is kind of all over the place and there are some spoilers. Obviously I love Survivor, and I have ever since I saw Cagayan and rooted for Spencer. I was a bit upset that Tony won, but now looking back at it I realize that Survivor is about manipulating others, so Tony did deserve to win. Two months ago, I decided that I wanted to watch it from the beginning, so I started at S1 and made it all the way to S24 (One World), watching a whole season every day or every other day.

I just finished One World, and I’m realizing that binging this show has been emotionally draining for me. I’m not sure if this is because I am essentially watching a season every other day, staying up late at night to finish each one. I am a fairly emotional guy, and there have been many moments where I felt genuinely annoyed by what I was watching. I don’t watch TV too often, but maybe reality TV is just not for me (I know Survivor barely qualifies as reality TV). I find myself constantly rooting for the underdogs in many seasons, such as Fabio in Nicaragua. Some moments that have been difficult for me to watch were:

• Matt being voted out on Redemption Island twice. The first time, he was pretty much voted out for giving the other tribe a HANDSHAKE. Seriously, Rob? What a bad sport. (I know that Rob also thought he was too close to Andrea). The second time he was voted out was just heartbreaking. I know it’s a game but, like Julie said, do they realize that he is a human being with emotions? He wasn’t even a threat compared to someone like Grant.
• Every time someone who is the underdog gets ganged up on by their tribe, because they are a threat to win the game. Ozzy in South Pacific is an example, where everyone was always clapping and cheering on other people during challenges; Sophie telling Albert to come help her during that one challenge was ridiculous.
• Another example is Troyzan in OW. Obviously, he was a bit obnoxious but his behavior was completely valid considering all tribe members wanted him out. And yet, they were too dumb to realize that Kim was playing all of them. He literally warned Kat and she kept telling herself that he was putting things in her head, but he wasn’t. Kim was never gonna take her. And I remember her confessionals saying “I want to make a big move, I don’t want to be remembered as the playe

Everyone wants a second chance 2.0 season but what about a 3rd chance, then I thought what would a 4th chance season be like? so here are all the players who have played at least 3 seasons without winning:

Ozzy

Cirie

Aubry

Amanda Kimmel

Rupert

Andrea

Colby

Coach

Joe

Jerri Manthey

Russell Hantz

Wentworth

Malcolm

Penner

James

Stephenie LaGrossa

Candice

Ciera Eastin

Jeff Varner (Be surprised if he gets asked back)

Who do you think would win?

Colby's decision to take Tina to the final 2 instead of Keith is always used in the CBS reels of "Survivor's dumbest moves." I'm pretty sure Jeff has called it a dumb move, and many others. But honestly, I don't think it was that dumb.

It seemed to me that Colby had a very good chance to win against Tina. That's obvious since the vote was so close. She only beat him by one vote. Tina was not someone who was guaranteed to beat him (i.e. Tony was a lock to beat Woo but Woo kept him anyway). I'm not sure Colby actually made a "dumb" move, but simply lost the will to fight for the win at the end.

It was bizarre watching Australian Outback recently and seeing Colby seem to lose all his fight at FTC, especially compared to Tina who advocated for herself well. Colby didn't even give a closing statement. I'm not sure if this was because he thought Tina deserved it more than him so he couldn't bring himself to fight against her, or if he felt guilty for all the people he voted out, or what.

Anyway, it was my impression that Colby didn't lose because of a "dumb" move in taking Tina to the end. He lost because he didn't fight for jury votes.

I know it was only Season 2 and the castaways weren't experts on Survivor but some of the moves they made just blow me away. The biggest one for me at the moment was at the final 7. Why, oh why, didn't Amber and Elisabeth make a move together and vote out Keith or Tina with Nick and Rodger?? They knew Colby, Keith, and Tina were running the game and they just let them do it and waited around to be voted out by them. I know the extreme hunger had to have defeated some of their will to fight and strategize but it makes no sense to me other than that. Why let the power players stay in control if you have a chance to take them out?? I want to gently shake them through the TV screen, like, come on, you four!! Especially since Kucha had been outnumbered and now they had a chance to flip things around- why wouldn't you? Some other kind of dumb moves in my opinion------ despite Jerky Gate, Ogakor voting off physically strong Kel first. Jeff jumping off of that post in the first individual immunity challenge. He knew the vote would tie and that Ogakor knew he had a vote cast against him. Why would you jump off? The whole tribe's fate was in his hands, not just his own fate. He let his whole tribe down. Then Kucha should have voted Jerri instead of Colby at the first TC after the merge. They had to have seen by then that she could be abrasive and may have gotten some previous votes. They only seemed to vote for Colby because they found him threatening. Then Keith foolishly seemed to insist on voting Jerri off before Elisabeth, despite Colby insisting that was a bad idea. That could have and should have majorly backfired. Also, building the merged tribe's camp by the river and not up in the trees turned out to be a terrible idea. Colby voting out Keith instead of Tina was a bad idea if he wanted a pretty surefire win, but I get the fact that him and Tina saw themselves as a team and they had really bonded out there. Still, a million dollars is a million dollars, and he gave it up for friendship which is admirable, but Survivor is a game and he had it in the bag and let it go. End rant.

He obviously didn't want to persist in the challenge, and didn't want to do his best. Although he said in the reunion show that it was because of the lack of adventure fun, I feel that this is not enough to explain his negativity in the game. His attitude is really terrible. He even smashed Jeff when he didn’t want to taste chocolate. Jeff, who has always liked Colby, couldn’t help but retorted like "It will start when I want to start."something.