Jean Negulesco Puns

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

All airtimes E.S.T.

MON 01

(12:00am) As the Earth Turns (1938/46 m/Director/Richard Lyford)

(1:00am) Metropolis (1926/2h 33m/Silent/Fritz Lang)

(3:45am) Vampyr (1932/1h 23m/Horror/Carl Th. Dreyer)

(5:15am) Häxan (1922/1h 46m/Silent/Benjamin Christensen)

(7:15am) Good News (1947/1h 35m/Musical/Charles Walters)

(9:00am) Over the Goal (1937/1h 3m/Drama/Noel M. Smith)

(10:15am) Hold 'Em Jail (1932/1h 13m/Comedy/Norman Taurog)

(11:30am) College Coach (1933/1h 15m/Comedy/William A. Wellman)

(1:00pm) Trouble Along the Way (1953/1h 50m/Comedy/Michael Curtiz)

(3:00pm) How to Watch Football (1938/9m/Short/Roy Rowland)

(3:15pm) The Iron Major (1943/1h 25m/Drama/Ray Enright)

(4:45pm) Cowboy Quarterback (1939/56m/Comedy/Noel Smith)

(6:00pm Jim Thorpe--All-American (1951/1h 47m/Drama/Michael Curtiza)

(8:00pm) Small Town Girl (1953/1h 33m/Musical/Leslie Kardos)

(10:00pm) Fame (1980/2h 14m/Musical/Alan Parker)

TUE 02

(12:30am) West Side Story (1961/2h 35m/Musical/Robert Wise)

(3:15am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/Documentary/Jack Haley, Jr.)

(5:15am) MGM Parade Show #21 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Reno (1940/1h 12m/Western/John Farrow)

(7:30am) Peach-O-Reno (1932/1h 3m/Comedy/William A. Seiter)

(9:00am) Merry Wives of Reno (1934/1h 4m/Comedy/H. Bruce Humberstone)

(10:15am) Vacation in Reno (1946/1h/Comedy/Leslie Goodwins)

(11:30am) Maisie Goes to Reno (1944/1h 30m/Comedy/Harry Beaumont)

(1:15pm) The Women (1939/2h 12m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(3:45pm) Romantic Nevada (1943/8m/Short/?)

(4:00pm) Born to Kill (1947/1h 32m/Crime/Robert Wise)

(5:45pm) The Misfits (1961/2h 4m/Drama/John Huston)

(8:00pm) Ashes and Diamonds (1958/1h 46m/War/Andrzej Wajda)

(10:00pm) Something Different (1963/1h 25m/Drama/Vera Chytilová(

(11:30pm) Loves of a Blonde (1966/1h 28m/Comedy/Milos Forman)

TUE 03

(1:15am) Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970/1h 13m/Adventure/Jaromil Jireš)

(2:45am) Young Törless (1966/1h 25m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:15am) Love Is Colder Than Death (1969/1h 28m/Comedy/Rainer Werner Fassbinder)

(6:00am) Alice in the Cities

FRI OCT 01

(12:15am) From Here to Eternity (1953/1h 58m/Drama/Fred Zinnemann)

(2:30am) Quo Vadis (1951/2h 51m/Epic/Mervyn Leroy)

(5:30am) MGM Parade Show #19 (1955/25m/Documentary)

(6:00am) King Kong (1933/1h 40m/Horror/Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack)

(8:00am) The Most Dangerous Game (1932/1h 3m/Horror/ Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack)

(9:15am) The Vampire Bat (1933/1h 3m/Horror/Frank Strayer)

(10:30am) The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (1933/2h 0min/Crime/Fritz Lang)

(12:45pm) White Zombie (1932/1h 13m/Horror/Victor Halperin)

(2:00pm) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1932/1h 30m/Horror/Rouben Mamoulian)

(3:45pm) Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933/1h 12m/Horror/Michael Curtiz)

(5:15pm) Doctor X (1932/1h 16m/Horror/Michael Curtiz)

(6:45pm) Freaks (1932/1h 30m/Horror/Tod Browning)

(8:00pm) The Bad News Bears (1976/1h 42m/Comedy/Michael Ritchie)

(10:00pm) Harold and Maude (1971/1h 30m/Comedy/Hal Ashby)

(11:45pm) Black Sunday (1977/2h 23m/Drama/John Frankenheimer)

SAT OCT 02

(2:15am) Dolemite (1975/1h 28m/Crime/D'urville Martin)

(4:00am) Truck Turner (1974/1h 31m/Action/Jonathan Kaplan)

(5:45am) The Distant Drummer: A Movable Scene (1970/22m/Short/William Templeton)

(6:15am) Haunted Honeymoon (1940/1h 23m/Comedy/Arthur B. Woods)

(8:00am) A Rainy Day (1940/7m/Animation/Hugh Harman)

(8:09am) Aladdin's Lantern (1938/10m/Comedy/Gordon Douglas)

(8:20am) Copenhagen: "City of Towers" (1953/8m/Short/?)

(8:29am) Ladies Must Live (1940/58m/Drama/Noel Smith)

(9:30am) BATMAN: The Doom of the Rising Sun (1943/20m/Serial/Lambert Hillyer)

(10:00am) POPEYE: Pre-Hysterical Man (1948/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08am) The Case of the Velvet Claws (1936/1h 3m/Suspense/Mystery/William Clemens)

(11:30am) Dark Magic (1939/10m/Comedy/Roy Rowland)

(11:45am) The Champ (1979/2h 2m/Drama/Franco Zeffirelli)

(2:00pm) Requiem for a Heavyweight (1962/1h 27m/Drama/Ralph Nelson)

(3:45pm) Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956/1h 53m/Drama/Robert Wise)

(6:00pm) The Greatest (1977/1h 41m/Drama/Tom Gries)

(10:00pm) Gulliver's Travels (1939/1h 14m/Adventure/Dave Fleischer)

SUN OCT 03

(12:00am) The Glass Wall (1953/1h 20m/Drama/Maxwell Shane)

(1:45am)

Nothing, it just waved