My kid is studying birds in preschool.

Obviously, we need to start collecting as many eggcellent jokes about birds to annoy their teachers and my wife.

So far:

  • How do you find a bird in the alphabet? Look for the blue jay.

  • Why was a bird in jail? He was Robin a bank.

  • What kind of bird works in construction? A crane.

  • Where do birds like to go shopping? The Dollar store because it's cheep!

  • What do you call a self-aware bird? A super-eagle.

  • Why do pigeons like eating crumbs at the park? Because they're bread that way.

  • What kind of bird loves to bake? A dough dough!

  • What bird is terrible at hide and seek? A seagull!

  • What bird is great to go skydiving with? A parrot chute!

  • What's the best bird to go shopping with? A store-k.

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