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Mark today on your calendars, because you won't hear me say this very often: maybe I was wrong.
As the evidence piles up, I'm becoming convinced that, as the memes say, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Most recently, Project Veritas released footage of ABC reporter Amy Robach describing how she was forced years ago to spike a piece exposing Jeffrey Epstein. Wealthy, powerful people will always be held to a different standard than everyone else.
You can get mad about that. Or you can accept it as a fact of life and work to maximize your own wealth, power, & influence.
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Breaking News. Layoffs at Daybreak and additional news about the companies relationship with Columbus Nova. We're three years into the Just Survive Alpha. What will these changes mean for the game?
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IN THE COURT OF CHANCERY OF THE STATE OF DELAWARE
JASON FUCKING WATER FALL, Plaintiff,
v.
GAMESTOP CORP. , Defendant.
C.A. No. 2021-0993 SEM
ANSWER TO VERIFIED COMPLAINT
Defendant GameStop Corp. answers Plaintiff JASON FUCKING WATER FALL's Verified Complaint as follows.
RESPONSE: GameStop is without knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth of the averments in Paragraph 1 of the Complaint.
RESPONSE: Admitted.
RESPONSE: Paragraph 3 of the Complaint sets forth a legal conclusion to which no response is required. However, GameStop does not intend to contest the Courtβs subject matter jurisdiction over this action.
RESPONSE: Paragraph 4 of the Complaint sets forth a legal conclusion to which no response is required. However, GameStop does not intend to contest venue in this action in the State of Delaware or in the Court of Chancery.
RESPONSE: Admitted.
RESPONSE: Assuming that Paragraph 6 of the Complaint refers to GameStopβs annual meeting of stockholders held on June 9, 2021, admitted. If that assumption is incorrect, denied.
RESPONSE: Assuming that Paragraph 7 of the Complaint refers to GameStopβs annual meeting of stockholders held on June 9, 2021, admitted only that after the Inspector of Elections selected a reasonable method to obtain whole numbers by rounding vote totals that reflected partial shares, the total number of votes and broker non-votes cast in the elections for five of the six director nominees and for both of the two management proposals was reported to GameStop by the Inspector of Elections, and therefore reported in GameStopβs Form 8-K dated June 9, 2021, as having been cast by 55,541,279 shares of GameStopβs Class A Common stock. Otherwise denied.
RESPONSE: Assu
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fellow shareholders,
I have a couple bummers.
The first bummer is that I have withdrawn my case from the Court of Chancery. I did that because I overlooked a technicality; namely, that I didn't affirm my initial demand for inspection to be true under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States. As a result my case won't go forward.
The following is what specifies itβ
(3) βUnder oathβ includes statements the declarant affirms to be true under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States or any state.
https://delcode.delaware.gov/title8/c001/sc07/#220
See, I forgot to affirm the facts in my demand to be true and sign my name at the bottom (they really like that part).
They also claim I lack credible basis to inspect the stockholder ledger. Now, I am really not sure, after reading Section 220 over and over and over, that inspecting the stockholder ledger requires a litigant to provide a credible basis for wrongdoing, etc. Instead, the language directs that the stockholder provide a PROPER PURPOSE for inspecting the ledger, and places the burden of proof on the company to demonstrate that the stockholder's purpose for inspection is improper. That can be for future legal warriors to hash out further.
The second bummer is that I am stepping back from pursuing this course of action. Certain conditions that obtained which gave me the liberty to engage in this time-consuming work (figuring shit out, writing shit, mailing shit, getting shit notarized, getting shit served, etc.) are no longer obtaining, and I will be having to donate larger amounts of my time to non-GME-related activities. In addition, having dismissed my suit hampers me from pursuing it in the future.
I realize that this is disappointing to many, including myself. My desire is to be NOT the ape who gets the farthest with this. To that end, I have been as transparent about this process as I can be, and I will provide all advice and assistance I can to anybody who carries on this effort.
If I were to transport my consciousness into another person's body and proceed, my next step would be to submit a signed, notarized Demand for Inspection that addresses the deficiencies identified by the good GameStop lawyers. The below text of the Defendant's Response to Plaintiff's Motion to Expedite would help with that.
None of this changes my bullishness on the stock; in fact I'm up to 404 registered.
Onward and upward. This will be the last tim
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fellow shareholders,
My shit is kinda blowing up, huh? Weird.
I am 100% DRSed β if you are not, sucks to be you because your shit is getting used and abused by the fuckfaces on the opposite site of this trade.
I believe in DRSing every stock I own, not just GME. I'll be posting my direct-registered positions of every stock I own to the appropriate subreddits once the process finalizes.
Two tremendously helpful apes have helped me on this path:
u/fed_smoker69420
u/infinityis
You two are fucking badasses and we will drink together. You know, if you want to.
a) I may find that whatever's contained in the stockholder ledger isn't exciting
b) my case may be ill-targeted or ill-executed
c) I may be compelled or otherwise persuaded to go silent
I don't anticipate lying to this community or giving up my account to somebody who would lie, but there are things a dollar can do, and other things a lot of dollars can do, and still other things hired goons can do. So what I'm trying to say is what I've always said β DONT TURST ME
It may be necessary or beneficial for other apes to carry this torch. As such I've provided all my documentation as a service to those coming after.
Delaware Code Title 8 Section 220
Court of Chancery Contact Info
Register in Chancery's Best Practices for Filing
WHAT GOES TO GAMESTOP
A printout of your position, plus:
Demand for Inspection β This document must be notarized.
WHAT GOES TO THE COURT OF CHANCERY
A copy of everything you sent to GameStop, plus:
Certificate of Service to GameStop
Verification to Complaint β This document must be notarized.
Motion to Expedite EDIT 11/18/21 Please see Investor Relations 46, this document actually needs to be called Form of Order.
[Certifi
... keep reading on reddit β‘TLDR WHEELS ARE ROLLING BABY
Fellow shareholders,
FIRST THINGS FIRST
PLEASE WELCOME EDDRICK
HEDGIES YOU THINK YOU ARE PRYING EDDRICK FROM MY CLUTCHING GRASP FOR LESS THAN SIXTY FIVE FUCKING MILKY
YOU ARE BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDDRICK BRINGS THE TOTAL MEMBERSHIP OF OUR LOVING WATER FALL COMMUNE TO 400.989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS WELL PICKED UP NHL 22 THE SON FEELS CONTROLS ARE DEGRADED FROM 21 BUT I SEEM TO DO BETTER AGAINST HIM THEREFORE I REVIEW IT POSITIVELY
SECOND THINGS SECOND
A) Options are shill shit.
B) Shill price targets are shill shit.
THIRD THINGS THIRD
My documents and filing fee have all made it to the Delaware Court of Chancery and the case is being docketed right now. I have confirmed as much with the kind and patient folks at the Register in Chancery.
After the case is docketed, it's assigned to a judge. I will hear more, including getting a case number, once that happens.
I will provide the case number and other info, like a hearing date, as soon as I know it.
My apologies for the delay, which was due to a mix-up on my part. For anybody taking notes to file a case of your own, here are two additional documents needed:
Form of Order and Motion to Expedite
This form replaces the Motion to Expedite from my previous post. Though the language on the forms is similar, it seems to be important that this document's title includes the words Form of Order.
Onward and upward.
TLDR WHEELS ARE ROLLING BABY
*Disclaimer: My name is JASON FUCKING WATER FALL. I'm not subject to an NDA or any kind of equivalent gag order regarding issues within GME's milieu. I haven't received information indicating an unreconciled number of ballots or votes cast in GameStop's 6/9 shareholder election exceeded the number of outstanding shares. I haven't received information indicating GameStop has been legally prevented from taking action projected to cause a systemic market event. I haven't received information indicating that the number of beneficial GameStop shareholders exceeds the number of outstanding shares. Epstein didn
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dear Chairman Epstein and members of the Documentary Branch of the Academy:
We are Todd Moore and Dana Moore.
Our cherished eight-year-old son, Michael, was brutally murdered on May 5, 1993 by Jessie Misskelley, Damien Echols, and Jason Baldwin. Misskelley was tried and convicted in 1994. Baldwin and Echols were convicted by a separate jury later that year. All three entered Alford pleas to our sonβs murder August 19, 2011. They are now, as they have been for the past 17 years, guilty as a matter of law. They have been guilty as a matter of fact since the moment water flooded Michaelβs lungs after he was beaten, stripped, hogtied, and then discarded into a stream to drown.
Michael was the joy of our lives. In addition to our son, his murderers also tortured and slaughtered two other children, Christopher Byers and Stevie Branch. These three precious victims were classmates and friends, and their loss was a tragedy felt throughout the entire community.
We are horrified to learn that a documentary that glorifies Michaelβs killers, Paradise Lost III: Purgatory, is among 15 documentaries being considered for an Academy Award. Because of public pressure that exploded due to gross misrepresentations of fact in two previous documentaries, Michaelβs killers were unjustly able to enter into a plea agreement, were released from prison, and now pose additional threats to society. This third documentary further insulted the families of these three boys and may lead to further injustice. We implore the Academy not to reward our childβs killers and the directors who have profited from one of the greatest frauds ever perpetrated under the guise of a βdocumentary film.β
We realize that documentaries have a point of view and advocate a position to some degree or another. As with the two before it, this film crossed the line into a cruel hoax that had real-life consequences larger than even those of us who still mourn our horrific losses. It is not art. This film is cynical and exploitative deception that compounds our pain needlessly and rewards those who inflicted it. It and the two films that preceded it are simply tasteless tabloid entertainment presented as social commentary.
We are private individuals. The directors, Bruce Sinofsky and Joe Berlinger, are aware of this because we refused to participate in their last two films. We appeared solely in the first film because the directors lied and told us their purpose would be to βprotect children.β
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
By ADAM KLASFELD | Dec 29, 2021, 11:12 am | Link to article
On the sixth day of their deliberations, jurors mulling the fate of Jeffrey Epsteinβs accused accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell requested testimony by defense witnesses for the first time. The jury also asked about the scope of presiding U.S. District Judge Alison Nathanβs instruction that they will work every day until they reach a verdict.
The panel of 12 diverse men and women wondered whether that meant they could be spending New Yearβs Eve and New Yearβs Day inside the Thurgood Marshall U.S. Courthouse in lower Manhattan.
Judge Nathan made clear that they might.
βYes, you will continue deliberations as needed, every day, going forward,β Nathan said, adding this would include the New Yearβs holidays and the Sunday immediately following it.
The jurors can inform the court whether this instruction poses a βsubstantial hardshipβ for them because of unmovable conflicts. Late afternoon on Tuesday, the judge indicated that she would urge daily deliberations until verdict time because of an βastronomical spikeβ in COVID-19 cases, as the omicron variant ravages through New York City, where the trial is taking place.
βWe are, very simply, at a vastly different place regarding the pandemic than we were only a week ago,β Nathan said on Tuesday. βWe now face a high and daily escalating risk that jurors and/or necessary trial participants would need to quarantine, thus disrupting trial and putting at risk our ability to complete this trial. Put simply, I conclude that proceeding this way is the best chance to both give the jury as much time as they need and to avoid a mistrial as a result of the omicron variant.β
Before the COVID scare, Judge Nathan initial told jurors court would be adjourned on Thursday, Friday and the weekend.
Pressed by defense attorneys to clarify she is not rushing them toward a verdict, Nathan has told jurors: βYou should take all the time that you need.β
Jurors appear to be taking that remark to heart.
Deliberations barely had begun on Wednesday when jurors sent a note requesting transcripts from five additional witnesses: Cimberly Espinosa, a former executive assistant at J. Epstein & Company; ex-FBI agents Amanda Young and Jason Richards; defense expertΒ Elizabeth Loftus, who previously consulted with o
... keep reading on reddit β‘Feel free to put your input in the comments - was just mapping out this month for current events to keep an eye on for myself. And holy fuck...hedgies are gonna have a ROUGH month. As the title says - December is looking spicy and dicey.
"No Date" Dates...so far:
Possible Russia/Ukraine beef stroganoff - Dec 1st
OPEC Meeting for O-Variant - Dec 2nd
Employment Report for the US - Dec 3rd
Evergrande payment due - Dec 6th
Jason Fucking Waterfall Share Count - Dec 9th - u/jasonwaterfalls96
FINRA Short Interest Reporting Published - Dec 10th
Gerk/Criand Futures Roll Exp Date - Dec 1-23rd - u/criand u/gherkinit
US Debt Ceiling Crisis 2.0 - Dec 15
FED Economic Projections Meeting (possible Interest Rate hike?) - Dec 14-15
FINRA Short Interest Reporting Published - Dec 27th
Evergrande Payment Due - Dec 28th
Loopring Q4 Partnership Announcement -By end of Q4
**Geo Political Trends (not a political stance, just events that are socially relevant to a large part
... keep reading on reddit β‘For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Who do you want to see playing the different roles?
So far we have:
Joker - Film Expert, Guinness Record Holder 501 movies in 501 Days, Pop Secret winner Gregg Turkington
King of Hearts - Joe Estivez frm films such as
Paradise Pavilion (announced)
Grandpa
THE HITMAN (announced)
Parker Louis
I Can (pre-production)
David Pavey
Marbles (pre-production)
Stan
The Hotel Maiden (pre-production)
Edwin Welz
Who Lives Last (pre-production)
Scientist Edward Stynes
VampireS (filming)
Father Blake
2022You're Melting! (filming)
Dr. Richard Smothers
Fugued Up! (post-production)
Dad
Sunset at Dawn (post-production)
FBI Chief
The Hail Mary (post-production)
Irish Bob
Very Frightening Tales (TV Series) ([post-production](https://pro.imdb.com/title/tt12798378?rf=cons_nm_filmo&
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
Please find the list below:
US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson
Starting Out with Python, 5th Edition: Tony Gaddis
Sanders' Paramedic Textbook Includes Navigate 2 Essentials Access, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & AAOS & Kim McKenna
Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)
Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek
Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru
Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk
Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer
Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark
HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin
Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura
Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux
Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac
Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston
Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio
Beginner's Guide to SOLIDWORKS 2020, Level II: Alejandro Reyes
CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell
CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell
The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson
Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic
Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit
By Denise Bates | Link to article
Ghislaine Maxwell held a meet and greet with an ABC News journalist in court during the sixth day of jury deliberations in her sex trafficking trial.
James Hill, senior producer and investigative journalist for ABC News, was invited by one of Maxwell's lawyers to sit on the front bench of the public gallery and talk to her Wednesday morning.
Hill, who won an a Murrow Award for producing the podcast Truth and Lies: Jeffrey Epstein, appeared to introduce himself to Maxwell who smiled back and did the same.
They chatted for a few minutes before Hill returned to his seat on the press bench, moments before the judge came back in.
The bizarre interaction suggests that Maxwell is lining up TV interviews as the jury remain seemingly deadlocked.
On Wednesday the jury requested five more transcripts in an early morning note.
They asked for the evidence from Shawn, the boyfriend of the accuser Carolyn; Cimberly Espinoza, Maxwell's personal assistant at Epstein's New York office, and the defense 'false memory' expert Elizabeth Loftus.
They also asked for testimony from FBI agents Amanda Young and Jason Richards, the lead agents in the 2019 investigation into Jeffrey Epstein.
In a note in the afternoon on Wednesday the jury asked for the transcript of the testimony from Larry Visoski, Epsteinβs other pilot.
The jury has now asked for the transcripts of 14 witnesses: there were 33 in total for the defense and prosecution.
On Tuesday the jury said in a note they were 'making progress' but they now seemed to be back in the thick of their deliberations.
The jury also asked for 'clarification' as to whether they would be sitting over New Year's Eve and New Year's Day so they could 'plan our schedules accordingly', suggesting they were expecting to sit that long.
Judge Nathan said she would send a note confirming they would be sitting every day including the weekend until they reach a verdict because she was 'greatly concerned' about a mistrial due to a juror or trial participant like Maxwell getting sick with Covid-19.
Maxwell, wearing a purple turtleneck and black pants, looked in a good mood and at one point smiled and pointed a finger at her lawyer Laura Menninger in a jokey fashion.
The jurors say they are 'moving along' and that they are making progress in the case but they fail
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pilot on me!!
It really does, I swear!
I recognize I'm in the minority here but this conspiracy is utterly ridiculous. Β Listen to this episode before you go running your mouth reckless.
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Fellow shareholders,
Just got off the phone with the Register in Chancery, who confirmed that GameStop has submitted their response to the Court!
GameStop's letter responding to my summons should be on its way to me as well.
The next date for this case, which is another boring kind of date, is December 21, when there will be a hearing to discuss further scheduling, as well as the Motion to Expedite I filed.
Onward and upward.
Disclaimer: My name is JASON FUCKING WATER FALL. I'm not subject to an NDA or any kind of equivalent gag order regarding issues within GME's milieu. I haven't received information indicating an unreconciled number of ballots or votes cast in GameStop's 6/9 shareholder election exceeded the number of outstanding shares. I haven't received information indicating GameStop has been legally prevented from taking action projected to cause a systemic market event. I haven't received information indicating that the number of shares held by beneficial GameStop shareholders exceeds the number of outstanding shares. Epstein didn't kill himself and I won't either. I once touched Owen Hart's sweaty bicep as he walked out with Jim Neidhart at a house show. I have never met or knowingly spoken to Ryan Cohen, Matt Furlong, Michael Recupero, Mark Robinson, Tess Halbrooks, Greg Marose, Deep Fucking Value, Ken Griffin, Vlad Tenev, Steven Cohen, Maxine Waters, Elon Musk, Amber Ruffin, PFTCommenter, or Ariana Grande.
Fellow shareholders,
I have been advised of the date of a hearing to discuss my Motion to Expedite and scheduling.
December 21, 2021
My understanding is that the facts material to the case won't be discussed at this hearing. That will come at the hearing following this hearing.
The 12/9 date will probably not be a thing unless GameStop fails to respond to my original summons. I haven't heard anything regarding that.
Again, my case is being heard at the Delaware Court of Chancery by Master Selina E. Molina and my case number is 2021-0993-SEM.
JASON FUCKING WATER FALL FAQ
Who are you?
I am a 100% direct-registered asshole who quests ongoingly to contact GameStop Investor Relations.
Why did you sue GameStop?
Because they didn't respond when I asked nicely every day, and after six weeks or so, an alternative modality seemed to be indicated.
What information do you want?
Information contained in the Shareholder Ledger
Information relating to The Cheng Discrepancy
What is the Shareholder Ledger?
A list of all institutions and individuals holding GME.
Do you think the Shareholder Ledger contains evidence that the float is oversold?
Maybe, maybe not. Supposing that the float is oversold, the Shareholder Ledger may contain only the identities of registered holders, rather than beneficial holders. In that case, evidence of rehypothecation may not be acquisible by suing GameStop.
Will you share the Shareholder Ledger if you get it?
I will fight to share whatever I can without compromising shareholders' personal information.
What makes you think you can get the Shareholder Ledger by suing for it?
Because Delaware law says so, specifically Delaware Code Title 8 Section 220. I have followed the steps for acquiring the Shareholder Ledger specified in paragraphs (b) and (c).
What is The Cheng Discrepancy?
OK, so you know how we all voted on 6/9 to install RC and his buddies to the BOD? There were eight total elections that day. Seven of the elections show a vote total of 55,541,279. The Larry Cheng election, however, shows a vote total of 55,541,280.
So what?
So the elections should all display the same amount of votes, because it is impossible for someone to have voted in the Larry Cheng election without having been counted as an abstention in th
... keep reading on reddit β‘Fellow shareholders,
It's been a fruitful day of working the phones and getting my papers in further order, and as a result GameStop has now been served with my complaint!
My case number is 2021-0993-SEM. The case will be presided over by Master Selena E. Molina.
I will provide a hearing date and time as soon as I know it.
Here are two additional documents you will need if you are following my trail:
This document replaces "Letter for Summons" from previous updates. It includes language identifying the Special Process Server who is necessary for getting the case documents from the Register in Chancery to GameStop's registered agent, The Corporation Trust Company.
PARCELS, INC. did a great job for me and I recommend them.
This letter requests the judge to schedule a hearing on the case.
Finally, I made a little changeup to my disclaimer. I still haven't met Joe Rogan. I just would rather talk to Amber Ruffin.
Onward and upward.
Disclaimer: My name is JASON FUCKING WATER FALL. I'm not subject to an NDA or any kind of equivalent gag order regarding issues within GME's milieu. I haven't received information indicating an unreconciled number of ballots or votes cast in GameStop's 6/9 shareholder election exceeded the number of outstanding shares. I haven't received information indicating GameStop has been legally prevented from taking action projected to cause a systemic market event. I haven't received information indicating that the number of beneficial GameStop shareholders exceeds the number of outstanding shares. Epstein didn't kill himself and I won't either. I once touched Owen Hart's sweaty bicep as he walked out with Jim Neidhart at a house show. I have never met or knowingly spoken to Ryan Cohen, Matt Furlong, Michael Recupero, Mark Robinson, Tess Halbrooks, Greg Marose, Deep Fucking Value, Ken Griffin, Vlad Tenev, Steven Cohen, Maxine Waters, Elon Musk, Amber Ruffin, PFTCommenter, or Ariana Grande.
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