James Wickersham Puns

December 20th 2021

• Is Back:
  • The Monday Day-Night Double Header
  • Tuesday Night Football
• The Rare:
  • Western Kentucky - The rare 50 burger with a side of no one gives a shit (The Hilltoppers)
• Collision Course:
  • Buck Showalter x snowglobe promotional giveaway night x Citi Field
• Death, taxes, and:
  • Anthony Davis being out for a month

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle) (x2)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
  • Colt McCoy
  • PJ Walker
  • Chaos
  • Minshew Mania
  • The Kansas City Chiefs
  • The Monday Day-Night Double Header
  • Tuesday Night Football
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands for Barf All Over Yourself
  • B in Bryn Forbes stands

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Buenosdillas

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Why

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

December 13th 2021

• Is Back:
  • The Kansas City Chiefs
• Abbreviations:
  • V in Verstappen stands for Vroom Vroom
  • F in F1 stands for Fixed
  • S in Michael Strahan stands for Space (sort of)
  • S in Michael Strahan stands for Sack Record (sort of)
  • S in Michael Strahan stands for Should've Been Tiki Barber in That Rocket Ship to Space (The Final Frontier)
  • M in Micah stands for Might Be Defensive Rookie of the Year and NFL Defensive MVP
  • P in Bengals punt returner Darius Phillips stands for Fumble
  • G in Jimmy Garoppolo stands for George Kittle
• Clichés:
  • I threw you a curveball (x2)
  • The Kansas City Chiefs are clicking on all cylinders
  • The Titans Defense tossed a shutout
• Can Scoot:
  • Tom Brady
• Death, taxes, and:
  • The Brady 1 yard sneak

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle) (x2)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
  • Colt McCoy
  • PJ Walker
  • Chaos
  • Minshew Mania
  • The Kansas City Chiefs
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck

November 29th 2021

• Is Back:
  • Chaos
• The Stugotz is Strong in You:
  • Army (The Cadets)
• Can Scoot:
  • Carson Wentz
• Abbreviations:
  • L in Lincoln Riley stands for Liar
  • M in Mac Jones stands for MVP
  • Four in Fournette stands for Four Touchdowns (Leonard Scorenette)

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle) (x2)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
  • Colt McCoy
  • PJ Walker
  • Chaos
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands for Barf All Over Yourself
  • B in Bryn Forbes stands for Buckets
  • B in Bryson stands for Grapefruits
  • B in Budenholzer stands for Beer Belly
  • B in Budenholzer stands for Bye-Bye
  • B in Jimmy Butler does not stand for Buckets

December 6th 2021

• Is Back:
  • Minshew Mania
• Collision Course:
  • All of Mike Ryan's hair x Falling to the floor of The Clevelander studios
  • Broom x Sweeping Mike Ryan's hair into a dustpan
  • Ron Rivera x NFL Coach of the Year
• Abbreviations
  • M in Mike Glennon stands for My God
• The Stugotz is Strong in You:
  • Whoever that was with a "Be Nice" sticker on the back of their car who rolled down his window and told me to go f myself
• Clichés:
  • Baylor/Oklahoma State: Game of inches

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle) (x2)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
  • Colt McCoy
  • PJ Walker
  • Chaos
  • Minshew Mania
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands fo

November 8th 2021

• Is Back:
  • Colt McCoy
• Clichés:
  • The Oklahoma City Thunder have the Lakers' number (OKC)
• The Rare:
  • Wake Forest - The rare 55 burger with a side of loss (the Deacs)
• Better Without:
  • The Broncos are better without Von Miller
  • The Cowboys are better without Dak Prescott
  • The Cardinals are better without Kyler Murray
• Abbreviations:
  • V in Verstappen stands for Vroom Vroom
  • C in Crosby stands for Cahoots
• Death, taxes, and:
  • Justin Tucker
• Collision Course:
  • Panthers x Oilers x Lord Stanley

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
  • Colt McCoy
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stand

October 26th 2021

• Is Back:
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
• The Rare:
  • Army - The rare 56 burger with a side of loss (The Canets)
  • Wake Forest - The extra rare 70 burger with a side of how dare you do that to a team of men who spend their lives protecting our country
• Clichés:
  • Oklahoma/Kansas was a tale of two halves (The Jayhawks)
  • The Bengals defense fly around
• Abbreviations:
  • R in Eddie Rosario stands for Rake
  • K in Younghoe Koo stands for Clutch
• Collision Course:
  • Panthers x Oilers x Lord Stanley

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands for Barf All Over

November 2nd 2021

• Is Back:
  • The New York Jets
• Abbreviations:
  • P in Pitt stands for Please
  • W in Wentz stands for Righty
• The Rare:
  • Michigan/Michigan State - the rare Big Ten game that felt like it was from this century
• Collision Course:
  • Mel Tucker x LSU
• Cliches:
  • That's college football
  • The LA Rams are going for it right now
    • If they were playing poker, they would be all in
    • They are in win-now mode

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets (x2)
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
  • Jane Pauley and CBS Sunday Mornings (The Boss)
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands for Barf All Over Yourself
  • B in Bryn Forbes stands for Buckets
  • B in Bryson stands for Grapefruits
  • B in Bud

October 18th 2021

• Is Back:
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
• Collision Course:
  • Urban Meyer x Cleaning up Ed Orgeron's mess while creating a mess a thousand times worse
• Abbreviations:
  • K in Kliff Kingsbury stands for COVID
  • K in Kliff stands for Tom Cat
  • S in Sam Darnold stands for So-So
• Better Without:
  • The Raiders are better without Jon Gruden
• Death, taxes, and:
  • Purdue upsetting #2 in the country

2021 TOTALS

• Is Back:
  • John Wall
  • The Cleveland Browns
  • Chad Henne
  • Demarcus Cousins (Boogie)
  • Brooks Koepka
  • The NBA Rumor Mill
  • Earvin "Magic" Johnson
  • The New York Knickerbockers
  • March Madness
  • The Vampire
  • South Beach (x2)
  • Mike Woodson (Woody)
  • Masters Week
  • WrestleMania Week
  • Pau Gasol
  • The Celtics (The C's)
  • Cicharito
  • Soccer
  • The Awkward Draft Hug
  • "The Fake Ace" Matt Harvey (The Dark Knight)
  • The NFL Draft
  • The greatest thing in sports: The Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Phil Mickelson (Lefty)
  • The Indianapolis 500 (The Brickyard 500)
  • Blake Griffin
  • The Azerbaijan Grand Prix
  • Basketball
  • Francisco Lindor
  • Mike Milbury
  • Flies
  • Wimbledon
  • Stan Van Gundy (SVG)
  • Shark Week
  • The Open Championship
  • John Cena
  • The Swedish House Mafia (SHM)
  • The Olympics (The Summer Games)
  • The United States Olympic Team
  • NBA Free Agency Frenzy
  • Delaware
  • Dress Rehearsal Week
  • CM Punk
  • Mitchell Trubisky
  • College Football
  • Kansas Jayhawks Football (KU)
  • Chip Kelly
  • Dan
  • Andy Dalton (The Red Rifle)
  • Jameis Winston
  • My New York Jets
  • Ben Roethlisberger (Big Ben)
  • Urban Meyer
  • Jess
• Abbreviations:
  • A in Amin stands for A Really Bad Prediction
  • A in Andy Reid stands for Balls
  • B somewhere in Antetokounmpo stands for Baseball
  • B in Baker stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Barkov stands for Brinks Truck
  • B in Batum stands for Block Party
  • B in Ben stands for Bad
  • B in Bob and B in Baffert stands for Bad Guy
  • B in Bob Kraft stands for Big Fat Liar
  • B in Boeing stands for Bet Your Ass I'll Never Get Onto One of Those Planes Again
  • B in Bogdanovic stands for Big Gigantic Balls
  • B in Brooks stands for Barf All Over Yourself
  • B in Bryn Forbes stands for Buckets
  • B in Bryson stands for Grapefruits
  • B in Budenholzer stands for Beer Belly
  • B in Budenholzer stands for Bye-Bye
  • B in Jimm