Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Phil
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
Greetings TIs and TI allies everywhere!
We are coming to a crucial crossroads of the history of organized harassment and cyber torture programs. These crimes seem to be growing in scope and sophistication, but at the same time public awareness of corruption is growing and targeted individual groups are increasing in numbers. For the first time ever, it seems we are going to get a major credible platform for exposure this October at the UN general assembly. I suggest we take advantage of this as much as we can, and make sure our momentum doesn't die out.
I propose that we start a letter/email/phone campaign to try and spread information about the reality of cyber torture, electronic harassment, and organized stalking. We will try to send the word to as many podcasts, blogs and journalists as we can.
Send the podcasts below a message proposing that you would like them to cover the UN movement to ban Cyber Torture and Organized Harassment world wide and the real phenomenon of targeted individuals. Please send a practical, credible, and professional message, and focus on the real victims of these heinous crimes and how we can end them. If you don't have the time to write a personal message, feel to free to use the email we wrote below.
Taking a few minutes to send as many emails as you can to the podcasts below can go a long way! Send messages to as many links below as you can and encourage others to do the same. Feel free to simply use the sample email below:
Copy and paste this email, and send it to as many of the podcasts below as possible!
An extremely important issue is coming to light at this year's UN General Assembly: Nils Melzer, the UN's Special Rapporteur on torture and expert on international law, will be making a presentation on a proposed worldwide ban of cyber torture and organized harassment. Melzer's previous work has included exposing the 'torture-in-effect' of Julian Assange throughout his stay in the Ecuadorian embassy in London and his subsequent imprisonment. We, the targeted individual community, hope that Dr. Melzer's presentation will draw attention to the growing number of people worldwide that are victims of experimental technologies and organized harassment techniques. These victims are frequently met with skepticism in the media and have not been able to receive proper aid from health services or from law enforcement agencies. For the first time ever, it appears that people who identify as victims of these crimes will
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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
