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So right now in my class we are to choose a case from a list whether its a death or disappearance and try to figure out what went wrong. I chose Natalie Wood given one connection I knew from the start. As a younger actress she played in Rebel Without a Cause. The main three stars of this film all died in tragic ways. She "accidentally" drowned, James Dean died in a very fatal car accident, and Sal Mineo was stabbed in the heart during a mugging. I thought it to be weird that they all went in such a way but those who caused the accidents have already been identified except for Natalie. The night she died she was on a boat with Robert Wagner, Dennis Davern, and Christopher Walken. Dennis took care of the boat while Wagner was typically the one to drive it and Walken was there for the ride. Many theories have come up such as Wagner wanting insurance money so he killed her, Wagner being jealous of Walken after finding out him and Wood had an affair (though it was never verified), and so on. Wagners story never seemed to add up as he continued on like how he said they never argued yet even in his novel he claims they did and he had broken a glass in a fit of rage. Walken says he was asleep when it happened which could be true, in instinct he would have removed himself from the situation when he notices conversations get more tense between the lovers. And Dennis stayed quiet because he didnt want Wagner to hurt or kill him but now he is finally speaking up. But still there were others on the water who claimed to have heard her screams for help as she begging someone to save her from drowning. Dennis says Wagner told him not to turn on the search lights or call for help either. Her sister later on brings back up Natalies fear of dark water and how it made no sense for her to try to tie the dingy back up at night alone like Wagner said she did. This leads me to believe that Wagner did kill Natalie Wood but it may have just been the passion of the moment and he may or may not regret it but nobody will probably ever know. If you have any theories please comment because they would be very very helpful.
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Japan.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
You look for the fresh prints!
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
Oops, wrong sub.
