Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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A chicken crossed the road and met James Bond

'What's your name?' Asked the chicken, 'Bond, James Bond. Whats yours?', 'Ken, Chick Ken.

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