Kevin James Franco in his best role yet!
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Two men were caught in a severe storm

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

β€œJesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

β€œFor Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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