Chris Swanson from Jagjaguwar here. Founding partner Darius Van Arman and I are going live on Indieheads at 1 pm est SHARP for AMA to answer all your questions about Jagjaguwar's rich history. SEE YOU IN THE APP.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Reposting my updated big list with 20+ items added and lowered some prices, with some gems/white whales. I tend to grade conservatively, and I pack my records well. Shipping starts at $5 for one item, then +$1 for each additional record. Paypal G&S, US only please.
Let me know if you have any questions. Pics available up on request. Pricing based on discogs averages/recent sales. I have these cross posted there, but cheaper here, and I am open to reasonable offers. I'm down to do bundle discounts as well!
Format: Artist - Title - Label - Cat. No - Media/Sleeve Condition - Comments - Price
16 Horsepower/Sixteen Horsepower – Olden – Volkoren – VOLKOREN 5 – NM/EX+ – Original 2003 pressing. Both LPs are unplayed and in immaculate condition. Cover is close to NM, but has a few very small corner dings and just a tiny bit of creasing along the spine. Super clean and excellent condition all around! – $40
Alberta Cross – Broken Side of Time – ATO Records – ATO-LPSTK3 – EX/NM- – LP has light, but frequent paper scuffing on both sides. Nothing deep enough to affect play. Jacket is in great shape, with a small corner ding on lower left side. Overall EX/NM-, super solid copy all around. – $45
Ancestors – Of Sound Mind – Tee Pee Records – TPE-109 – NM/NM – Limited edition of only 500 copies on gray w/ multi-color blend (A&B) and blue w/ multi-color blend (C&D) vinyl. Like new, maybe played once or twice. Fantastic shape all around. – $16 SOLD
Antony and the Johnsons – The Crying Light – Secretly Canadian – SC194LP – NM/NM – 180 gram black vinyl is very clean. Sleeve is still in shrink with hype sticker. NM/NM. Very nice copy. – $14
Atheist – The Collection – Relapse Records – RR 6670-1 – NM/EX+ – Fantastic 3xLP + 7" collection, limited to 1000 copies. All records are unplayed/NM with just a bit of paper dust from the inner sleeves. Outer box has light shelf wear and a small scratch on one side, but is otherwise in excellent condition (not quite NM, but close - overall NM/EX+) – $85
Baroness – Blue Record – Relapse Records – RR 7053-1 – NM/NM – First pressing on 180 gram black vinyl out of 1000 copies. Unplayed NM/NM all around, fantastic copy – $33 SOLD
Bass Communion – Loss – Soleilmoon Recordings – SOLV 011 – NM/NM – Packaged in a textured cover with foldover top and textured inner sleeve with perfumed photo album featuring mounted photos of a family funeral. Limited edition of
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Funky vinyl colors and crazy jacket designs are secondary to just a solid LP release. Are there any Vinyl Of the Month clubs fam can recommend?
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
