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Jack Shit Puns

A list of puns related to "Jack Shit"

I can't believe the lights in the public bathroom went out

now i can't see Jack shit

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👤︎ u/yesterdaddy
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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👤︎ u/Komone
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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During a D&D game

Our party had just been attacked by an unknown assailant.

DM: Roll a spot check

Me: 12

DM: You see jack shit

Me: Okay, I yell, "Jack, this is not the time for that, we are being attacked!"

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👤︎ u/warwick213
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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