It carried over into real life, too!
I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.
Itβs too bad Bruce Wayneβs real name wasnβt Bruce bates
Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
Graveyards take up so much real estate, itβs crazy!
No worries, cemeteries are a dying industry.
Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.
Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!
Have you heard about the new game getting released? Itβs AI is 20 years ahead of itβs time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. Itβs called:
Go outside and ride your bike
The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion
They would call it crucifact.
My wife said, βI wonder what our neighbor is making. He always has his jigsaw out.β I said, βI donβt know. Itβs a real...
...jigsaw puzzle.β
Itβs not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.
Thatβs the start of the grate depression
Gallows humor, it's a real noose-ance!
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
It is a real do-or die situation.
I lost the sex toy the other day, it was a real pain in the ass to find it.
This boy handed me an explosive and told me that it's a real explosive. I looked at it and said, "I don't believe you, kid."
He said, "C4 yourself."
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? Iβm a high school teacher and am implementing a βphone hotelβ. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it βPhone Hotelβ with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
The substance you wash your hair with isnβt made from real feces, itβs fake. You could say itβs sham poo.
If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
Son, it is time you hear the truth. Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny are not real. Mum and I bring you the gifts.
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
I canβt be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
My son has a real problem with setting things on fire, and it's getting out of hand...
He's been a real pain in my arson.
Itβs getting real at the Honey Baked Ham...
You ever drop a real big fart, and it makes all of the people in your vicinity laugh really hard?
That's a great scents of humor.
What do you say when you're floor shopping and buy fake bamboo thinking it's real?
Crap! I've been bamboozled
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.
I really noodle get better at it.
I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.
But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.
When it comes to board games about buying real estate,
Hasbro has a monopoly.
It is a real company!
All hail the knights of the periodic table! https://imgur.com/gallery/zbX9y
This list of real estate puns is as geeky as it sounds, but worth it. punreal.com/2017/03/best-β¦
What's it called when an artist sees a color that isn't real?
A pigment of their imagination
Posting one of my daily punny drawings here for the first time, it's a real crapshoot. instagram.com/p/x619p_Gfaβ¦
It must take some real balls to become a dad
