Isaac Mendez, from the TV show Heroes, can paint the future. Take that 2 steps back and gain the ability to paint the past.
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Mr Isaac Mendez. Is it bad that he only turns me on as an addict? googled the actor...NOPE!
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The List: 2022

This is a list of acts that are potentially playing OSLs 2022. I intend to update this list via edit from now until the lineup drop. If you want to add someone to this list just comment below and I will modify the list and credit your handle next to the edit. If you want to find someone in particular quickly I suggest you use ctrl F.

The list is seeded by user suggestions, predictions, and festivals with historically consistent crossover. All festivals used to seed the list have a 5 act or greater share rate over the course of the last four years.

  • Festival Key:

  • Ok = Okeechobee: March 3rd-6th

  • Co = Coachella: April 15th-17th & 22nd-24th

  • Ha = Hangout: May 20th-22nd

  • BC = Boston Calling: May 27th-29th

  • Fo = Forecastle: May 27th-29th

  • GB = Governors Ball: June 10th-12th

  • BKS = Best Kept Secret: June 10th-12th

  • Bo = Bonnaroo: June 16th-19th

  • RW = Rock Werchter: June 30th-July 3rd

  • Lo = Lollapalooza: July 28th-July 31st

  • Os = Osheaga July 29th-31st

  • Fi = Firefly: September 22nd-25th

POTENTIAL HEADLINERS

  • Abba (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • AC/DC (added by /u/sconce2600 on 11/2/21)
  • Adele (added by /u/marblebluevinyl on 11/1/21)
  • Aerosmith (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Arcade Fire (added by /u/mik3l16 on 11/2/21)
  • Beyonce (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Billy Joel (added by /u/bababooey7789 on 11/1/21)
  • Bruce Springsteen (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Bruno Mars (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Dead & Company (added by /u/jeemsta on 11/3/21)
  • Diana Ross (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • The Eagles (added by /u/Drugba on 11/6/21)
  • Eminem (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Fleetwood Mac (added by /u/musicfestivelguy94 on 11/4/21)
  • Frank Ocean (added by /u/emilyinstantly on 11/2/21)
  • Genesis (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/1/21)
  • Gorillaz (added by /u/PM_ME_ACID_STORIES on 11/1/21)
  • Green Day (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Imagine Dragons (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • J. Cole (Bo)
  • Jay-Z (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Jonas Brothers (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Justin Timberlake (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Kanye West (Co)
  • Katy Perry (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Kendrick Lamar (added by /u/bababooey7789 on 11/1/21)
  • Kings of Leon (added by /u/amwoods13 on 11/2/21)
  • Lady Gaga (added by /u/bluehawk1460 on 11/1/21)
  • LCD Soundsystem
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A rough estimate of celebs that may seem more M, Z, or H from Famous Birthdays, based on the widest definition of my personal transitional Millander microgeneration, b. circa 1997-2006

I know what you're going to say. What is H? Why isn't Z the actual generation? It's because in this post, I will use "Gen Z" or "Z" to be a 50/50 zone between Millennials and the actual post-Millennial generation, Homelanders (which I think is a pretty decent name). The reason for this is because even the media recognizes "Gen Z" as those born from 1997-2012 for the most part, they really only acknowledge the late 90s/early 2000s born adults. Rarely do they mention the mid 2000s borns and late 2000s/early 2010s borns might as well not even be in Gen Z, according to the media. Does that have to do with them not being of legal age? Maybe, but "Gen Z" seems to mean a teenager/young adult in the late 2010s/early 2020s. Sounds very subjective, but that's my motivation for using "Z" as a cusp here rather than the actual generation, just in case anybody wanted to know.

This is sort of an extension of my old post located here. I'm gonna try my best with this. Some I will make guesses. Side note: I'm doing this because I'm bored and I wanna make an "interesting" post.

1997

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1997.html

Kylie Jenner, 24, Reality Star - M

Jake Paul, 24, YouTube Star - M

Camila Cabello, 24, Pop Singer - M

Jungkook, 24 - Pop Singer - M

Bella Poarch, 24 - Tiktok Star - H

Ondreaz Lopez, 24 - Tiktok Star - Z

Nash Grier, 23, Movie Actor - M

KJ Apa, 24, TV Actor - M

Bella Thorne, 24, TV Actress - M

Madelyn Cline, 23, TV Actress - M

Becky G, 24, Pop Singer - M

DDG, 24, Rapper - M

Matthew Espinosa, 24, YouTube Star - M

Bianca Prince, 24, YouTube Star - M

Blueface, 24, Rapper - M

Infinite, 24, YouTube Star - M

Simone Biles, 24, Gymnast - M

Kodak Black, 24, Rapper - Z

Jacob Elordi, 24, Movie Actor - M

Kira Kosarin, 24, TV Actress - M

Olivia Holt, 24, TV Actress - M

Lil Yachty, 24, Rapper - M

Jaiden Animations, 24, YouTube Star - M

Chloe Grace Moretz, 24, Movie Actress - M

CloeCouture, 24, YouTube Star - M

Armon Warren, 24, YouTube Star - M

Lonzo Ball, 24, Basketball Player - M

1998

https://www.famousbirthdays.com/year/1998.html

Shawn Mendez, 23, Pop Singer - M

XXXTentacion (1998-2018) Rapper - H

Brent Rivera, 23, YouTube Star - M

MrBeast, 23, YouTube Star - Z

Juice WRLD (1998-2019) Rapper - H

Tana Mongeau, 23, YouTube Star - M

Pe

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Miitopia: The Movie cast

Heroes and Civilians, including the redeemed ones Jaden Torralba as himself Daniel Craig as the guardian spirit within the charm Amanda C. Miller as Boruto Uzumaki David Matranga as Shoto Todoroki Colleen Clinkenbeard as Momo Yaoyorozu, Monkey D. Luffy and Erza Scarlet Trina Nishimura as Kyoka Jiro, Kurisu Makise and Mikasa Ackerman Kyle Phillips as Denki Kaminari Luci Christian as Ochaco Uraraka and Nami Maile Flanagan as Naruto Uzumaki Justin Briner as Deku and Hanako-Kun James Woods as Did is a good ominic the Dragon Jason Liebrecht as Dabi Eric Vale as Tomura Shigaraki, Arthur Boyle and Sanji Clifford Chapin as Katsuki Bakugo and Connie Springer Philip Shahbaz as AltaΓ―r Emily Neves as Eri Arnold Schwarzenegger as T-800 Cassandra Lee Morris as Leafa Jamie Marchi as Junko Enoshima, Panty, Liz Thompson and Cana Alberona Leah Clark as Himiko Toga Lucien Dodge as K1-B0 Kane Bailey as Matt Keanu Reeves as John Wick and Johnny Silverhand Joleene Douitsis as Sayori Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Brian Griffin and Peter Griffin Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin Seth Green as Chris Griffin Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin JesΓΊs GuzmΓ‘n/Mona Marshall as El Chavo Korone as herself Jason Sudeikis as Octodad Alessandro Juliani as L Lawliet Isabela Moner as Monika Jeremy Shada as Lance and Finn Morgan Garett as Yuuko Aioi Markiplier as himself Ricco Fajardo as Mirio Togata and Taiju Oki James Callis as Alucard Courtenay Taylor as Sergeant Hammer Spike Spencer as Shinji Ikari Amanda Winn-Lee as Rei Ayanami and Yukiko Amagi Tiffany Grant as Asuka Langley Soryu Allison Keith as Misato Katsuragi Matt LeBlanc as Isaac Tom Ridgewell, Matt Hargreaves, and Tord Larsson as themselves George Gould as Edd Carolina Ravassa as Sombra Jason Ritter as Dipper Pines Kristen Schaal as Mabel Pines Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt and Purple Guy Derek Stephen Prince as Shino Aburame, Kokichi Ouma and Uryu Ishida Stephen Merchant as Wheatley Arif Zahir as Cleveland Brown Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson and Earthworm Jim Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson Yeardley Smith as Lisa and Maggie Simpson Hank Azaria as Carl Carlson Harry Shearer as Ned Flanders, Lenny Leonard, Mr. Burns and Smithers Charlet Chung as D.Va Clifton Powell as Big Smoke Kira Buckland as Jolyne Cujoh, 2B, Rebecca Bluegarden, Kyoko and Mitsuri Kanroji Kyle McCarley as 9S, Mob, and Narancia Ghirga Cherami Leigh as Makoto Niijima, Asuna, Lucy Heartfilia, V, Pa

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Cookie Run: Kingdom Voice Cast (All Languages)

This is a list of voice actors in Cookie Run: Kingdom in all three languages.

More cookies will be added soon when the next update drops!

Character Name English VA Japanese VA Korean VA
GingerBrave Jeremy Shada Junko Takeuchi Yang Jeong-hwa
Strawberry Cookie Anairis Quinones Rie Kugimiya Yun Mina
Ninja Cookie Stephen Fu Takehito Koyasu Kim Hye-seong
Angel Cookie Erika Ishii Akari Uehara Cho Kyung-yi
Muscle Cookie Jimmy Chau Tetsu Inada Si Young-jun
Wizard Cookie Kyle McCarley Miyuki Sawashiro Lee Hyeon-jin
Beet Cookie Elysia Rotaru Risa Kubota Gwak Gyu-mi
Knight Cookie Daniel Amerman Kenshō Ono Choi Seung-hun
Princess Cookie Eden Riegel Ari Ozawa Kim Chae-ha
Cherry Cookie Kiera Please Aoi YΕ«ki Kang Eun-ae
Alchemist Cookie Jeannie Tirado Mayumi Shintani Kim Seon-hye
Adventurer Cookie Chris Parson Ryōta Ōsaka Choi Jae-ho
Blackberry Cookie Michelle Phan Ayako Kawasumi Jung Hye-won
Gumball Cookie Caylus Cunningham Azusa Tadokoro So-yeon
Onion Cookie Lily Ki Tomoyo Chūjō Jang Mi
Pancake Cookie Alex Einstein Ikue Ōtani Yeo Min-jeong
Avocado Cookie Courtenay Taylor Mitsuki Saiga Lee Seon-joo
Carrot Cookie Rosanna Pansino Satomi Arai Son Seon-yeong
Clover Cookie Lucien Dodge Nobunaga Shimazaki Kim Myeong-jun
Custard Cookie III Jaimie Kelton Misaki Kuno Lee Jam-yeong
Snow Sugar Cookie Analesa Fisher Akane Fujita Yun Ah-yeong
Vampire Cookie Jason Kaye Toshiki Masuda Jeong Jae-heon
Tiger Lily Cookie Stephanie Sheh Mariya Ise Lee Gye-yun
Werewolf Cookie Desmond Chiam YΕ«suke Kobayashi Jeong Ju-won
Mint Choco Cookie Zeno Robinson Nobuhiko Okamoto Ryu Seung-gon
Herb Cookie Khoi Dao Yoshitsugu Matsuoka Shim Gyu-hyeok
Dark Choco Cookie Isaac Robinson-Smith Junichi Suwabe Choi Won-hyeong
Sparkling Cookie Xander Mobus Chiaki Kobayashi Kim Young-sun
Chili Pepper Cookie Kimberly Brooks Mikako Komatsu Yun Eun-seo
Pomegranate Cookie Victoria Grace Kaori Nazuka Bae Jeong-mi
Purple Yam Cookie Sean Chiplock Shunsuke Takeuchi Min Seung-woo
Milk Cookie Daman Mills Kaito Ishikawa Shin Yong-woo
Poison Mushroom Cookie A.J. Beckles Sachika Misawa Kim Yul
Licorice Cookie Cameron Bowen Hiroshi Kamiya Um Sang-hyun
Madeleine Cookie Yong Yea Jun Fukuyama Nam Doh-hyeong
Espresso Cookie Zach Aguilar Wataru Komada Park Yo-han
Rye Cookie Amber Lee Connors Ami Koshimizu Kim Na-yul
Pure Vanilla Cookie Yuri Lowenthal Maaya Uchida Kim Yea-rim
Hollyberry Cookie Elizabeth Maxwell Toa Yukinari Lee Sae-ah
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25 Celebrities Who Are Asexual And Proud
  1. Tim Gunn
  2. Yasmin Benoit
  3. Emily BrontΓ«
  4. Janeane Garofalo
  5. Isaac Newton
  6. Paula Poundstone
  7. Morrissey
  8. Sriti Jha
  9. Mikey Neumann
  10. Caitlyn Jenner
  11. Erica Mendez
  12. Bradford Cox
  13. David Archuleta
  14. Keri Hulme
  15. SpongeBob SquarePants
  16. David Jay
  17. Kim Deal
  18. Edward Gorey
  19. Nikola Tesla
  20. Cavetown
  21. John Frusciante
  22. J.M. Barrie
  23. Temple Grandin
  24. Emilie Autumn
  25. Ana Gabriel

Link to article

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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Pun intended.
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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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