A list of puns related to "Ios App"
It said βparking fineβ so that was nice. . . .
Credit u/itshimstarwarrior
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
Apparently the livestock werenβt getting a well rounded diet.
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
I was recently at my brothers house and went into the bathroom and found this post and came out of the bathroom to my brother, his roommate and my gf (who is very tired of my antics) all sitting silently while he is playing a video game and the other two are scrolling. I recite the joke with a healthy pause before the punchline and my brother pauses his game and gets up from the couch to smoke a cigarette while Iβm laughing hysterically. I then get up from the couch and follow him saying βNo wait, get it, becauseβ¦β and it was the hardest Iβve laughed in a very long time
A pic for anyone who wants to see it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lum6ev/so_if_this_is_broken_would_it_now_be_a_cant_opener/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Itβs a wife or deaf situation
Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, youβre standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, sheβs giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
Doctor: then donβt go to those places
Apparently the livestock werenβt getting enough square meals.
No sun
OC: https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/p30xr5/no/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
βIβm boiling the hell out of it.β
(Inspired from: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/ny2yh2/god_i_love_her_laugh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf )
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
We will never know!
But really, the truth is that itβs all in the delivery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/c1exo1/technically_keanu_reeves_was_correct_we_all_are/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
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