Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
When you introduce yourself at a dinner party and he reminds you when you've met before.
Take 4 sheets of metal. Cut 2 to hang on your sides, one to hang on your back and one to fit on your front. Fashion them to look like a cheese grater tower. Also place cheese graters on your arms. Introduce yourself as a grate dad.
So there's this girl in my class who I want to ask out. But I do not know her at all. We are complete strangers to each other. So I thought out oI should start the conversation with a silly pun around her name ?
Her name is Susan. I couldn't come up with a pun after a week of thinking. help me please!
Edit: Any kind of punny-conversation-starter will do as well. Thanks.
When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.
They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.
He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."
For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.
No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.
