A list of puns related to "International Building Code"
...sails are going through the roof.
It's a complex complex complex.
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
Under arrest?
I hope it's not terminal.
Any dog... buildings canβt jump
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
I Noah guy
Jail.
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
But eiffel off
Igloos it together.
Itβs my slide hustle.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
I could definitely see myself working there.
Anticipation
I said, "Its the library! It has thousands of stories!"
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
It's called a Kit-Cat.
It's frozen.
...I have to leave Home Depot.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. βThis technology is going to change the world, I swear it!β I told her. βCan you answer the door? Iβve been on my feet all dayβ
βYeah,β she replied, less enthusiastic than I,βbut itβll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.β She explained βWhen these machines develop such sentience, whatβs stopping them from overthrowing us?β βTreating us as slaves, like we to them now?β She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
βItβs best not to worry about these things,β I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
βThere are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!β βThat future youβre frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.β I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. βDonβt think on it now, have some faith!β I told her.
Knock knock
βNow let that sink in!β
Sails should go through the roof
A whole lot
Edit: The original punchline was βa lotβ but βa whole lotβ is way better.
I had a cigarette instead
On the outside
It was a place of higher learning.
Lukewarm
It's a riot
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!
The library because it has the most stories.
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
He igloos it together ..
The sales are going through the roof!
igloos it together
Should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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