Facebook interaction between my cousin and one of her dad's friends

Her: >Do doctor's offices allow facial piercings on their employees? I have an interview. Should I remove my lip and nose ring?

Him: >Wow... You can take your lip off????

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hounvs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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My Waitress Tonight Told I Had To Post This

Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.

Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.

Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?

W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?

M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and

W: You should post that joke there!

I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.

I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I was not ready.

(Walmart, son, stranger interaction.)

Son: hi, I got a haircut.

Stranger: looks like you got more than just one.

Son: (silence)

Me: bent over losing it

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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