Infinity War Puns

A list of puns related to "Infinity War"

Why wasn't infinity war a vegan movie?

Because everything was at steak

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👤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Tony Stark used the Mark 50 in Infinity War and Bruce Banner used the...

Mark Ruffalo

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👤︎ u/the_piper_sniper
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...

...for Ash Wednesday.

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👤︎ u/politterateur
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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You could call it the infinity war

thought it would fit here

https://preview.redd.it/v05my12lj7x21.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=780224654e1a29757cd6e63dbac980fb63b6d4a5

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👤︎ u/klaus_ben
📅︎ May 09 2019
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I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...

It'll be called Soup or Hero.

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👤︎ u/DefenestrateYou
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Thor seemed pretty mad at thanos at the end of infinity war

I guess you could say he snapped

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👤︎ u/Theguyofri
📅︎ May 03 2019
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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS** I loved how the movie ended...

I didn’t think they’d have the stones to end it like that

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👤︎ u/HankDeTank05
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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You know, infinity war was only about 2 hours

I guess it ended in a snap

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👤︎ u/YoloYester
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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I didn't see Ant Man in the Infinity War trailer...

He must be playing a small part in the movie.

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👤︎ u/fr4gnetic
📅︎ Dec 01 2017
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(#spoiler)The Avengers are pretty much going to be fighting blind after Infinity War.

Because they lost their Vision.

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👤︎ u/Maimedbystander
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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My son today as we're watching infinity war: Dad I think know what Thano's favorite app is

Snapchat

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👤︎ u/vaultmaira
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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Went to see Infinity War with my dad.

He takes one look at Thanos and says “Man! Those boots are out of this world!”

(Actually what happened irl)

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👤︎ u/Lemonic_Tutor
📅︎ May 02 2018
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Daredevil wasn't in Avengers: Infinity War because he can't work with Vision
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👤︎ u/ZachRyder
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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What is the difference between pokémon and infinity war

Pokémon just has one ash

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👤︎ u/puncakes20101
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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If Thanos had red hair in Infinity War...

You would have had a Ginger Snap at the end if the movie!

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👤︎ u/Supurcat
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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