Hi! I’m searching for a way to read this text from Derrida, but was only able to find it in spanish. I’m a portuguese speaker but can do with english. If anyone has it or knows where I can find it and could help, I’d appreciate it very much!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
¡Buen día!
Uso este espacio porque, para mí, es el único medio que tengo de desahogarme (porque el sentimiento de soledad abunda en mi vida) y, quizás algún día, contar este secreto familiar a quién corresponda. Espero también que este post no solo me sirva a mí como una vía de escape o forma de contención que no encuentro en el mundo real, sino que nos sirva a todos. Usen este post como el recipiente de lo mierda que puede ser la humanidad la mayor parte del tiempo.
Soy una persona en sus 30's, y llevo gran parte de mi vida con este secreto: el hermano menor de mi madre es un p3d3r4st4 que abusó s3xu4lm3nt3 de mí cuando yo tenía 4/5 años. Me silencié todo este tiempo, porque este señor me amenazó con que si contaba lo sucedido, le diría a mi madre que yo me portaba mal, y que a ella le podrían pasar cosas muy malas si llegaba a decir algo. Está de más decir que para una persona en sus 30's, ese tipo de amenazas ya no cuenta... Aún así, le tengo un miedo terrible a este hombre. ¿Saben qué es lo irónico de este asunto? Es que siempre me dicen que me parezco muchísimo a susodicho y que mis gestos son iguales a los de este "ser de luz". No sé imaginan cómo es levantarse al otro día que me recuerdan esa fatalidad: el mirarme al espejo para lavarme los dientes es un desafío tremendo a la autoestima.
El punto es que, después de mucha terapia psicológica, y a pesar de ella, mis crisis de ansiedad no se van. Es más, físicamente estoy somatizando mucho todo este proceso, y a pesar de todo, siento que es hora de levantar el velo y dejar en evidencia a este cochino reql. Por favor, abstenerse del "por qué no hablaste antes, podías haber evitado que ese malnacido abusara de otras víctimas": al final, las víctimas hablamos cuando consideramos estar listas para dar el paso final.
Siento que este es el gran paso que mi niñx interior necesita para sanar, para llevar la vida feliz que cargar con este secreto le ha negado. Lo que me complica es el cómo decirle a mis más cercanos lo sucedido, ya que obviamente, no es algo para nada fácil de decir. Entiendo que el cómo se lo tomen o reaccionen es algo fuera de mi alcance, pero como la persona responsablemente afectiva que me considero, sé que debo lidiar con las consecuencias de revelar este oscuro secreto.
Obvio que seguiré trabajando este tema con mi terapeuta, pero me gustaría saber si pasaron por una situación similar, ¿cómo contaron esto?, ¿cómo reaccionaron sus cercanos? ¿qué pasó con ustedes después de contarlo?
... keep reading on reddit ➡It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
