Daughter leaves her imgur account signed on. Dad finds it and the dadjokes ensue.

http://imgur.com/gallery/hAwRk5u

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Saw this on Imgur, even Bill has his own dad jokes imgur.com/a/lLNkF
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Just found a collection of dad jokes on imgur.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Wnu4S

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Finally got my gf good with a dad joke. [Imgur]

http://imgur.com/SBWr70N

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When you're driving but can't see that well...

Pretty much the first dad joke I've ever seen that requires a video punchline.

https://i.imgur.com/pfZya7P.gifv

Originally posted to /r/IdiotsInCars/ by /u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U

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Fellow Dads, Help me name this Garden Art

Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.

Carved Tree

I called it GandOwlF

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My dad might be a living reddit thread. He sent me some new cookware recently.
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My daughter asked for a PB&J

I delivered it on a dad joke platter

http://imgur.com/a/98MD4lO

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I've been torturing my daughter with jokes for years now

And here they are

In case this is your first time here (I haven't posted in a while), I find jokes here and elsewhere on the internet (and now my friends have started sending me jokes), and I text them to my daughter. I then capture her reactions for those sweet, sweet internet points.

Thanks very much to the original joke submitters. You dads are alright. If you missed any of the previous episodes:

Vol. 1

Vol. 2

Vol. 3

Vol. 4

EDIT: Since this is blowing up, I may as well mention that the young lady in question just passed her driver's license test this morning! Everyone congratulate her!

Also, thanks for the gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffevans
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How many seconds are there in a year?

Google Assistant with the dad joke:

https://i.imgur.com/EUQ7TTF.jpg

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I hope this is allowed here

This

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A big thank you to "Dad jokes."

As a professional children's entertainer, finding the dad jokes thread has been a real blessing. I work mainly with children between the ages of four and eight, and, for obvious reasons, I need to keep my jokes clean. In my business, a groan is just as good as the laugh because it usually is accompanied by a smile!

I'm afraid I don't know who started it, but the "this paper says otherwise" is easily one of my favorites. I took the liberty of having 500 business cards that say "otherwise" on them. I use them in my performances in a variety of ways. If I see a dad after my show who looks like the type who might enjoy a good pun, I will go up to him and ask him if he thought the show was good. Inevitably he will say yes, and I'll tell him that "Unfortunately this card says otherwise." I then leave the dad with the card to use at his own behest.

Just wanted to give a big shout out and a big thank you to the Dad jokes community for inspiration. People ask me what I do for a living and I tell them I'm the Jimmy Fallon to five-year-olds. Thanks so much for contributing all you guys do!

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Ugh dad, just out of the blue he sends me this. imgur.com/zv2rqTj
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Dad joked my sister, got a dad nod of approval.

My dad, sister and I were driving in the car when she pointed out a construction site.

Her: "They're putting in a Duck Donuts over there." Me: "Oh. I heard they're not going to take credit cards." H: "What? Why not?" M: "I don't know, but they'll only take bills."

Took her a few seconds to get it. Dad just looked at me and nodded.

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My Dad's Response to Giuliani's Butt Dial

I texted my Dad a link to the initial headline. His response is in the link below.

http://imgur.com/gallery/cAM4mhO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidSnake13
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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No, that's not autocorrect...
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He was SO proud of himself for this.

http://imgur.com/bWMi1Rp

dad stahp you're embarrassing me

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I'm amazed Reddit

There are now over a million subs for this silly, corny, beautiful feed of dad jokes.

Link to PROOF: http://imgur.com/ksprvA1

A million subs is a big number.

If we put a million subs end to end, we'd be able to reach a very small part of the way around the Earth... Double that if they were foot long subs, and we'd make it all the way around and more if they were the kind of subs that go under water.

That's why I'm amazed.

Well done everyone on being amazing dads with amazing dad jokes. No matter what kind of dad you are - inside or outside expected dad norms - keep the world laughing and shaking their head.

(I'll keep this stickied for a short period of communal celebration and then go back to the shadows as normal. Keep doing you, dads.)

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He must've done this 20+ times

I'll be sitting in the passenger seat. Perhaps on my phone. My dad will point out to the street and say 'Hey'. Naturally this gets my attention. I usually respond with 'What?' He wont answer. I'll look over and he'll be pointing at a Truck transporting a large number of bales of hay. I look at him. Smuggest look of satisfaction on his face.

Edit: I can't spell. I'm like a clam Edit 2:http://i.imgur.com/mTme2Jo.jpg

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She's got her Mom's nose but...
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The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.

This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.

Photos here:

https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3

Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!

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I was running late getting the kids ready this morning. We finally got downstairs and I yell for my daughter. "Oh no sweetie! Look at what happened! Who peed on the counter!?"

https://imgur.com/a/vYT7ZBx

She's 3. "Dad...that's...a pea. Not...pee."

"That's what I said. Pea!'

ΰ² ΰ²Ώ_ΰ² 

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This couldn't have worked out any better.

When the world hands you a dad joke https://i.imgur.com/0EiZwIt.jpg

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My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]

He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!

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As a Father of 4 I’ve realized something... Literally all my jokes are just low-effort reposts of a man greater than I.

To you Dad!

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My Dad. Every Morning. To Everyone.

Dad: How'd you sleep??

Everyone: Good, and you?

Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.

Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA

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Dad joke level: 911 EMEREGENCY

Not my dad but I saw this and automatically thought of dad jokes.. http://imgur.com/eZSMsbq

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Hey Dad, I got a TV 20% off...

Dad: What's it like watching 4/5ths of a TV?

Actually happened: https://imgur.com/a/BYheXrR

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Stud finder

Was headed home from work to wall mount my TV, wanted to swing by my parents to get my dads stud finder. His reply is priceless.

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My dad posted this picture on Facebook. He just got a Facebook and a new smart phone. He learns quickly.

http://imgur.com/9M4dGnO

My dad is notoriously bad with electronics. I have no idea how he did this but nonetheless, it made me sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccolibush42
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To wife: Of course she knows it's a new year, she wasn't born yesterday!

Daughter was born at 8:08am yesterday. 7lbs, 1oz, 20" long. Dad, Mom and baby are doing great! Image

Edit - link formatting
Edit - My wife thinks the pic makes it look like she gave birth to Mother Teresa

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This is posted on the door to the lactation room at my wife’s school:

https://i.imgur.com/lhwU9ee.jpg

Not quite a dad joke, but I think it still qualifies. Feel free to remove it if not.

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My daughter asked "Daddy will you be a man witch for Halloween?"

Our 5 year old was a witch for Halloween and asked dad to be a "man witch" to match her costume. And so begins the dad joke costume: https://i.imgur.com/1qLrHEE.jpg

(I posted this on the Halloween contest in r/pics and was told to share it here.)

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A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater

And my dad had this to say about the event.

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Grammer is important

I was joking that my probable cause of death was going to be strangulation by my fiance from excessive dad jokes. This was her reply to it, so I had to do it. When they find my body, tell them it was suicide :P

Her: Come hear so I can strangle you

Me: [ear emoji] Ear you go

https://imgur.com/MUuFq4o

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my Dad asked me to make a custom parking ticket..

not a joke per se but seems like a pretty Dad'ish plan to surprise his friends with such a devious ticket! 😲

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My Dad should be the king of this subreddit:

I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB

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I have two children, they're 22.5p

Sorry, I mean 4 and 6.

Saw Andy Zaltzman last night and he dropped that quality dad joke.

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Dad joked my mom

On vacation with my girlfriend and my mom set up an easy dad joke. I laughed and laughed

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/iwg553o

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A periodic table.

I told my dad we were studying the periodic table in chemistry he sent me this

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Came across some roadworks with Dad

Picture a road like this, covered in traffic cones and traffic slowed to a crawl.

Dad: An ice cream van crashed here this morning.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah, look at all the cones on the road.

*slaps steering wheel in delight

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I walked right into this one...

Put a post on Facebook for my mom, but dad struck first.....

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The Walking Dad

Came through on my facebook... I apologize if it's a repost (I did a quick search and didnt see it)

THE WALKING DAD

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Dadjoke Daughter Torture 3: Still the D.A.D.

Part 3.

Credit to the original submitters where applicable. Thanks, dads. Credit to my daughter for being amazing.

Part 1 and part 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffevans
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I've been torturing my daughter, vol. 4

The fourth album is often the best.

Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.

EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality

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