A list of puns related to "Illinois Dhs"
My uncle and Grandmother's food stamps were both shut off. They requested telephone appointments for their redeterminations and were sent in office appointments. When they got in, they were told it was a six hour wait, even though they had an appointment. My uncle is disabled and my Grandmother elderly. Any recourse for them? They cannot wait that long in the office.
I was given less than a weeks notice about this appointment, but it was to be conducted by phone.
They scheduled it for today. Stated that one of THEIR caseworkers would call me between 1pm and 3pm Central Time. It is now about 3:20 pm. I've had my phone on me all day. I made sure I had a connection. I have received no phone call from them. Does that mean they're going to cancel my application? Will I be the penalized? Should I call and leave a message, as conveniently they stop answering the phones at 3pm...
I'm so happy that I didn't take off the last two hours of work to deal with them as they didn't bother calling.
I was supposed to receive my SNAP benefits today. I went to the store, got all my groceries, went to checkout, and I had a zero balance. I was supposed to receive them today. My normal day is the ninth but I received a letter stating the date had changed to the 10th. I went online, it say my case is active. However, it shows my benefit amount as zero dollars and no pending benefits. This is a major setback, and I'm extremely confused and concerned. I received no other communication regarding the status or anything stating I wouldn't be receiving them. I have no idea what to do. I know I can contact my DHS office tomorrow but I don't even have a caseworker because I'm assigned under a special case where I only need to report if I make over a certain amount of money in a month, which I haven't. Anybody work for IL DHS and can shed some light on the situation? Anybody else in IL have or had a similar experience? Thanks
Edit: I suppose I'll just see what I can find out about it tomorrow, hopefully it's nothing major :/ Thanks for the visibility everyone :)
Edit 2: For the curious, figured it out. Apparently they issued a new card when I reapplied but never sent it :/
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... keep reading on reddit β‘This long exasperating list has been compiled after many years and still counting. Ive organized it from topic to topic, based off my journey, pre rabbit hole to deep rabbit hole type. Great start to anyone looking for a starting point to introduce and educate themselves on this phenomena. Also good for our seasoned vets. Regardless, i recommend clicking on what your comfortable with and ready for. Otherwise just have fun with this, its all for that cosmic love anyways
Rogan Interviews and snippets:
Cmndr Fravor & Corbell interview - https://youtu.be/Eco2s3-0zsQ
Lazar & Corbell interview - https://youtu.be/BEWz4SXfyCQ
Knapp & Corbell Interview - https://youtu.be/Hc6pbG4wICA
Dan Akyrod snippet - https://youtu.be/V4cao7_j9Sw
Annie Jacobson snippet - https://youtu.be/w07uPS2O3Vw
Joey Diaz experience snippet - https://youtu.be/0kllasiG8LY
Corbell & knapp snippet - https://youtu.be/NsuL-FrJJy8
Tom Delonge snippet - https://youtu.be/I-wVdi_Vcsw
Post Malone snippet - https://youtu.be/hwpYQ-XEV2Q
Documentaries:
The Phenomenon ($) [Please rent or buy] - https://youtu.be/eviKoBUIkWg
I know What I saw - https://youtu.be/7cFA4LenjI4
Out of the Blue - https://youtu.be/cYPCKIL7oVw
The Illinois Wave - https://youtu.be/XxCRUjOmXFY
BBC doc - Roswell - https://youtu.be/cAX1j1a4T3g
UFOs Past present & future - Rod Sterling - https://youtu.be/6CJdUA8LQg0
Disneys: Alien Encounters Doc - https://youtu.be/DHunekX1xPw
The Basement Office (New York Post) series:
All 21 parts Official playlist - must watch - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwNrNqsuwF1n43wh5nuV5hTFrdAN00kfk
Buzzfeed Unsolved Mysteries: (Fun & light hearted)
Phoenix Lights - https://youtu.be/npeCDLsyJwE
Abductions - https://youtu.be/JuYYsmQ2ulI
Ancient Aliens - https://youtu.be/BmUrJaOo1Lw
Roswell - https
... keep reading on reddit β‘Phil
Sudden Lee
*Trigger Warning*
I donβt even know how or where to begin this post...so here it goes.
Around last March my dad got stage four prostate cancer. .I actually moved into his place last March in Idaho to take care of him and my grandmother (who has dementia) while he had prostate cancer and was going through treatment. Then after 11 weeks of radiation 5 days a week miraculously the cancer went away. My dad was doing better, and my work offered me a promotion that I had to go back to Vancouver to take. We both decided that itβd be best for me to move home and take the promotion. Right before I left my dad he mentioned that he found a lady from a dating site who was a care giver who could take care of my grandma. (Because of the dementia we were always worried sheβd accidentally burn the house down or something).
When I asked for the name of the caregiver my dad told me her name was Melinda Conzelman(he called her lindy) Thatβs where everything changed. When I looked her up the first thing I found was this Supreme Court case she had lost against her ex. (Hi lights include her lying to the police about being hit, hacking into her exβs phone and cutting off communication to their family, etc)
https://law.justia.com/.../supreme-court/2019/s-19-0045.html
The second thing I found was a long post of people from all over the states (Florida, Illinois, Colorado, Wyoming to name a few) saying she had done things to them.
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=10156612513327850&set=p.10156612513327850
When I saw this I immediately showed my dad trying to tell him that she was dangerous but he was so set on finding a partner to love him. My dad said he wasnβt going to talk to her anymore, we left it at that.
Later into that year my dad changed the story. Melinda now lived with him and was taking care of my grandma. He now declared that I had to get along with his gf or get out of his life. I was speechless. My dad had never been someone to do something like that. Before I could even come up with a choice his ex (Melinda) had us blocked and cut off all communication with us. This was so weird because my whole life my dad said that my sister and I were his everything. Honestly at that point I was so defeated trying to get ahold o
... keep reading on reddit β‘Last week I sent an email that bluntly stated:
βThe election was not rigged. The elected officials saying otherwise are being intentionally dishonest.β
And I got a lot of replies from people saying, βAre you SURE it wasnβt rigged? How do you know? Whereβs the proof? I heard that it was, so maybe we should look into that.β
Ok, so let me double back for a minute.
If you honestly arenβt sure whether or not the election was rigged, the best way I know to address that is to provide a wide variety of sources on the subject.
So here are 44 sources - a number of them supporters of the president - for you to consider.
In my view, if you genuinely believe that the election may have been stolen, you owe it to yourself to at least check your beliefs against what you see below.
(And if, upon review, you determine that the evidence does not support a conclusion that the election was rigged, the next step would be to cast a skeptical eye toward the sources that repeatedly tried to convince you otherwise.)
βBut Jeff, why should I believe anything you say?β
Donβt. Check the sources.
βBut Jeff, these sources are all corrupt and lying and should be ignored!β
Ok - but just know that when people accuse you of believing a conspiracy theory, this is why.
Itβs because - in the face of an immense number of fact checks, Republican judges, and Republican elected officials - youβre not willing to consider the possibility that you may have been misled.
Thatβs conspiracy theory territory, and you should just know that going in.
P.S. - This is long, so I also published it as a Medium post, if you'd prefer: https://jeff-jackson.medium.com/was-the-election-rigged-lets-take-a-look-sen-jeff-jackson-887b5b9b443e
βDisputing Trump, Barr says no widespread election fraudβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/barr-no-widespread-election-fraud-b1f1488796c9a98c4b1a9061a6c7f49d
βTrumpβs claims of vote rigging are all wrongβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-ap-fact-check-joe-biden-donald-trump-technology-49a24edd6d10888dbad61689c24b05a5
βFirst Statewide Audit of paper ballots in Georgia upholds results of Presidential raceβ - Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger (R) https://sos.ga.gov/index.php/elections/historic_first_statewide_audit_of_paper_ballots_upholds_result_of_presidential_race
βThere is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way comp
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Because a toothbrush works better
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
The Bushes
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Well, toucan play at that game.
I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my fatherβs handwriting.'
Guys itβs here the biggest snowfall of the year. Letβs help each other and get through this just like how we got through it before. Try not to drive, whether you have all wheel drive or 4 wheel drive, 2 wheel drive, no wheel drive doesnβt matter. Ground is frozen that means the road is frozen so your car it wonβt stop. City is pretty lenient on parking tickets that have been accumulated during snowstorms. Have a shovel at all times IF you need to go somewhere. Never stay in your car to warm up IF youβre in a small GARAGE. There is going to be some power outage. Call friends and family ahead. If you have no one to stay with, there is warming centers throughout City and the suburbs. You can find it here!! Also hospital usually good place to go but COVID-19 makes that difficult. Also HERE you can find all the numbers of crisis helpline. Stay put, relax. Eventually snow will stop. Donβt wait for snow to stop to shovel in this circumstance, shovel and salt little by little. Shoveling large amounts of snow can easily lead to heart attacks. Help your disabled or elderly neighbors. Welcome to add any more helpful informations. Good luck and stay warm!!
Windows
Argon does not react.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
Iβd have $8.40
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesnβt look serious I always do the βwe might have to amputate that bruised handβ shtick with them. Iβve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasnβt a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say βlooks like we will have to amputate your nose.β To which he replies βthen how will I smell?β And I say βterrible!β
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Last week I sent an email that bluntly stated:
βThe election was not rigged. The elected officials saying otherwise are being intentionally dishonest.β
And I got a lot of replies from people saying, βAre you SURE it wasnβt rigged? How do you know? Whereβs the proof? I heard that it was, so maybe we should look into that.β
Ok, so let me double back for a minute.
If you honestly arenβt sure whether or not the election was rigged, the best way I know to address that is to provide a wide variety of sources on the subject.
So here are 44 sources - a number of them supporters of the president - for you to consider.
In my view, if you genuinely believe that the election may have been stolen, you owe it to yourself to at least check your beliefs against what you see below.
(And if, upon review, you determine that the evidence does not support a conclusion that the election was rigged, the next step would be to cast a skeptical eye toward the sources that repeatedly tried to convince you otherwise.)
βBut Jeff, why should I believe anything you say?β
Donβt. Check the sources.
βBut Jeff, these sources are all corrupt and lying and should be ignored!β
Ok - but just know that when people accuse you of believing a conspiracy theory, this is why.
Itβs because - in the face of an immense number of fact checks, Republican judges, and Republican elected officials - youβre not willing to consider the possibility that you may have been misled.
Thatβs conspiracy theory territory, and you should just know that going in.
P.S. - This is long, so I also published it as a Medium post, if you'd prefer: https://jeff-jackson.medium.com/was-the-election-rigged-lets-take-a-look-sen-jeff-jackson-887b5b9b443e
βDisputing Trump, Barr says no widespread election fraudβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/barr-no-widespread-election-fraud-b1f1488796c9a98c4b1a9061a6c7f49d
βTrumpβs claims of vote rigging are all wrongβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-ap-fact-check-joe-biden-donald-trump-technology-49a24edd6d10888dbad61689c24b05a5
βFirst Statewide Audit of paper ballots in Georgia upholds results of Presidential raceβ - Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger (R) https://sos.ga.gov/index.php/elections/historic_first_statewide_audit_of_paper_ballots_upholds_result_of_presidential_race
βThere is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way com
Last week I sent an email that bluntly stated:
βThe election was not rigged. The elected officials saying otherwise are being intentionally dishonest.β
And I got a lot of replies from people saying, βAre you SURE it wasnβt rigged? How do you know? Whereβs the proof? I heard that it was, so maybe we should look into that.β
Ok, so let me double back for a minute.
If you honestly arenβt sure whether or not the election was rigged, the best way I know to address that is to provide a wide variety of sources on the subject.
So here are 44 sources - a number of them supporters of the president - for you to consider.
In my view, if you genuinely believe that the election may have been stolen, you owe it to yourself to at least check your beliefs against what you see below.
(And if, upon review, you determine that the evidence does not support a conclusion that the election was rigged, the next step would be to cast a skeptical eye toward the sources that repeatedly tried to convince you otherwise.)
βBut Jeff, why should I believe anything you say?β
Donβt. Check the sources.
βBut Jeff, these sources are all corrupt and lying and should be ignored!β
Ok - but just know that when people accuse you of believing a conspiracy theory, this is why.
Itβs because - in the face of an immense number of fact checks, Republican judges, and Republican elected officials - youβre not willing to consider the possibility that you may have been misled.
Thatβs conspiracy theory territory, and you should just know that going in.
P.S. - This is long, so I also published it as a Medium post, if you'd prefer: https://jeff-jackson.medium.com/was-the-election-rigged-lets-take-a-look-sen-jeff-jackson-887b5b9b443e
βDisputing Trump, Barr says no widespread election fraudβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/barr-no-widespread-election-fraud-b1f1488796c9a98c4b1a9061a6c7f49d
βTrumpβs claims of vote rigging are all wrongβ - AP https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-ap-fact-check-joe-biden-donald-trump-technology-49a24edd6d10888dbad61689c24b05a5
βFirst Statewide Audit of paper ballots in Georgia upholds results of Presidential raceβ - Georgia Secretary of State, Brad Raffensperger (R) https://sos.ga.gov/index.php/elections/historic_first_statewide_audit_of_paper_ballots_upholds_result_of_presidential_race
βThere is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way com
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