Iki, Nagasaki Puns

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Hello :) in case anyone needs this I decided to post it here after translating it for my own use.

btw I'm still playing his route for the first time rn (August 3rd year) so I don't have every CG yet myself. And I'm not sure about the affection you need for each and every CG.

This is the Japanese guide I used: https://mono-iki.com/gs4-nana-still/

Nana's Requirements are:

200 Style and 150 Art

180 and 130 if he is in tokimeki or you two had at least 40 dates.

160 and 110 if you have both.

Nanatsumori Minoru Cgs

School:

Available: At the beginning of the game.

Affection: none

Conditions: reach 55* in Style (流行) by reading magazines (the parameter you need in style increases with the time passing)

Available: on school days from June to September (summer uniform)

Affection: none

Conditions: you went out on a date with him at least once.

Available: on school days from October to May (winter uniform)

Affection:

Conditions: talk to him about his favorite TV programs at the cafe after school or at the beach after a date

Available: on school days from October to May (winter uniform)

Affection:

Conditions: available after seeing the 2nd group CG

Available: on school days from June to September (summer uniform)

Affection:

Conditions: raise your stress to 70 or more

Available: on the school trip to Nagasaki

Affection: have his affection higher than any other guy

Conditions: spend the school trip with him

Available: Culture Festival in 3rd year

Affection: :) and up. have his affection higher than any other guy

Conditions: choose to participate in the school play. reach enough (12) points by choosing the Culture Festival command during the two weeks of preparation.

8.&9. (winter and summer uniforms)

Available: school days Affection: none

Conditions: choose to go to the cafe after school

Date:

Available: Date at the shopping mall in March - May

Affection: :D

Conditions: choose the "Nana" Style for Minoru on the first date

Available: Date at the movie theater in June - August

Affection: :D

Conditions: choose the "Nanatsumori" Style for Minoru on the first date

Available: Date at the amusement park (bungee jumping) September - November

Affection:

Conditions: choose the "Nan

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.