Ancient Astronauts 'Igigi' Were Anunnaki Servants Before Replacing Them with humans howandwhys.com/ancient-as…
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The Ancient Astronauts Who Rebelled Against The Anunnaki: The IGIGI helenastales.weebly.com/b…
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The Ancient Astronauts Who Rebelled Against The Anunnaki: The IGIGI helenastales.weebly.com/b…
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The Sumerian Creation Story - The Igigi - Ancient Astronauts Archives | Nice piece except for at [5:38] when skip over the fact we were all hive workers before they separated us into man and woman youtube.com/watch?v=7lcUw…
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Trying to understand the difference between the anunnaki and the igigi

I understand the igigi are lesser gods. but how exactly did they function differently then the anunnaki, are there any account of their role in society? So my understanding is that after they rebelled and humans were created then they become considered the lesser gods by the humans, is that correct? w Were the sumarian city-states ruled by the anunnaki or the igigi? Were the zaggurat temples meant for the humans or igigi to worship the anunnaki? each city had its own ruler and also each city had its own zaggurat, my question is: is the preist of the temple also the ruler/governer of the city and also what they called an anunna. So many questions im sorry hahahaha

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The Tomb of the Igigi

Deep beneath the sediment, rock, bones and fossils of things long ago. Exists a labyrinth of tunnels of hellish design. A dark, musty place, filled with things beyond our human understanding. It is a prison, built to contain the Igigi, beings of ancient and terrible power, that had once spanned the breadth of creation.

The Igigi spread their tendrils across space. Stars and galaxies fell consumed by their darkness. No part of creation was safe. Their reach defiled everything it touched. Β Creation, the fabric of reality, buckled by their power.

The Anunnaki resisted the Igigi and pushed back against their force. The ensuing war stretched across space and creation. Death was nothing to the Igigi. They just returned in different forms, stronger and hungrier. The Anunnaki soon realized destruction fueled the Igigi. Wars only increased their power, they fed on death.

Imprisoning them, the Anunnaki thought, Β was the only way to stop them. Quarantine them, lock them away forever in a tomb of stone. Eventually and at great cost, the Anunnaki won the war. They found a large, lifeless planet to imprison the Igigi. Fortified with wards and seals prevent to their escape, the Igigi were buried deep within the rock. To strengthen their seals and magic holding the Igigi to their prison. The Anunnaki sacrifice themselves. They gave their life essence to ensure Igigi containment.

Over time, the seals weakened, a small amount of Anunnaki life essence seeped out. Up through the rock, the essence rose to the surface. Soon,with the help of the Β essence, life to began flourish and evolve on the surface.

Time progressed, plants and animals, never before seen in all creation, grew on the planet’s surface. Eventually humans evolved and built great civilizations. The knowledge of the Igigi and the Anunnaki’s sacrifice passed into obscurity.

The Tomb of the Igigi, over millennia, like the seals holding them in prison, wore down and decayed. Like the Anunnaki life essence, a bit of the Igigi seeped out of its containment. The escaped Igigi spread over the planet like a virus.

Disease, war, pestilence and famine; the Igigi's poison continued to disperse. The Igigi found that man was easy influenced. Anunnaki magic is powerful but without Anunnaki life essence to recharge the prison seals they decay and collapse. As bombs drop, the already weakened walls and seals crack and more Igigi escape.

The Igigi still imprisoned thrash at the walls and try to break free. Time

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The Igigi: Deities that rebelled against the Anunnaki alien-ufo-sightings.com/2…
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Is Igigi shutting down?

I haven’t seen any new inventory from them in a long time. It makes me sad because their dresses look so good on me! Now there isn’t even one in my size.

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IGIGI dress reviews and a giveaway with not a lot of entries, so great chance to win thatsmybix.com/2014/03/14…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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COULD BE?!!
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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