A list of puns related to "If I Know Me"
Patty OβPaver.
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
I told him he could count me in.
I lose my shit.
I replied: WINDGARDIUM LEVIOSA
I said, "No, but he rings a bell"
My response is usually "General Lee"
That's unreasonable.
I just want them to be transparent with me.
I guess you could say I βover-eggxertedβ myself.
Na
I told him βI donβt. But i guana learn somedayβ
It's like it's not quite fun, but it's not quite scary either. I guess you could say it's neutral.
(Showing her the cookbook I made my fiance. Her camera was not on)
"Here is the cookbook I made for mrs. Peabo721 to be"
"Wow Peabo721, that looks awesome!"
"Why thank you grandma"
"You are welcome! This is my favorite dessert cookbook"
"I can't see you right now grandma"
"I know, I'm holding a cookbook in front of me. long pause Nevermind"
A family of 3 moles were walking around in a tunnel. The tunnel was dark causing the dad to run into a wall. Then the mom ran into the dad and the baby mole ran into the mom. The dad sniffs the air and says "I smell pancakes." Then the mom says, "I smell syrup" then the baby says "I smell molasses"
My mom sighed and my dad was in tears from laughing so hard.
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